Alton Brown

This man is my all-time cooking-guru-master-chef-inspiration-guy. I love him. He’s the one that made me want to pursue a career in the Culinary Arts… and working at Boston Market destroyed it. I am a loyal viewer of his program “Good Eats” (8 p.m. central time Wednesday on Food Network!!!) and make my wonderful, understanding, supportive boyfriend Brian tune in whenever I’m over at his house.

To me, there is nothing cooler than a guy that can cook and do it well, so even though he’s almost 40, I would still marry him. Of course, I would be in awe of him every single day and watch his every move like a hawk. I even purchased his book and am looking forward to actually making one of the recipes in there instead of just staring at it blankly and wondering why frying is good and boiling is bad.

Punk N Donuts Is Good Eats