People You've Never Heard Of... Until Now

One of life’s greatest joys (for me anyway) is knowing about all the cool stuff when everyone else is still caught up on Julia Roberts and all those other unimportant celebrities. I absolutely LOVE when I ask someone if they’ve ever heard of this guy or this band and they just look at me and say: “WHO?” Satisfaction washes over me like an awesome wave as I yell in their face, “GOOD! You’re not coooool enough to like them.” But, because I have so much love in my heart for you, my loyal subjects, I have decided to let you in on little secrets of the really cool people that you have never heard of.