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your partner is afraid to drive the car
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Children & household pets hide when you open the garage door.
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you are afraid to drive the car in the wet.
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Fuel is delivered to your house.............in 45 gallon drums.
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when you drive you look like you're in a centrifuge.
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you arrive before you've set off.
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You wear a fire suit to drive to the shops.
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You spend more on tyres than food.
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You need parachute braking.
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The next size of brake disc is larger than your wheels.
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The glove box is full of earplugs.
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Michael Schumacher waves you past.
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So does Ralph and you're towing a caravan.
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You are afraid to drive the car in the dry.
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The police have a picture of your car stuck on their dashboard
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You remove a £1500 stereo to save 2lb in weight.
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You have to buy your petrol from nuclear installations.
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Your tuning shop bill is bigger than your mortgage.
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Your tuner names his new shop after you.
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It's impossible to drive in the rain.
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You can't sneak out at peak time, never mind when its quiet.
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You get stopped for 170 in a 30 but the cops will give you a warning if
you'll give them a lift home.
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You need a 5 point harness just to keep your organs in place when you boot
it.
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Starting up costs £10.
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Your nitrous bill is larger than all the towns dentists combined.
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You've been banned from the drag strip for speeding.
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You
mirrors fold in at 175.
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Your
battery is bigger than your boot.
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You use your fuel pump to drain / fill your swimming pool.
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you have pictures of your induction set-up in your wallet.
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OPEC ask for your predicted mileage this year.
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You manage to use nitrous getting out of the garage.
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you think your open headers are restricting things.
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You believe the main purpose of a wing is to prevent flight.
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your yard holds more broken motors than your local salvage yard.
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your tyre life is measured in hours rather than miles.
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you refer to the corner down the street as "turn 1".
