Amor Fati: The Missing Scene
By: Shipper Numero Dos
Camera ZOOM in on Fowley's hand trailing along Mulder's chest.
Mulder: Get away from me, you beast! Di- Holy Hell! What are those?!
Fowley: Oh! They're too small? I knew I shouldn't
have gotten that breast reduction!
Mulder: Too small?! Diana...G-g-get those away from
me, you're scaring me! They look like torpedos. What
are you trying to do, bomb Pearl Harbor?
Fowley: But Scully...
Mulder: No. Don't get her involved in this. Her
breasts are nothing like yours. So she's worn a
push-up bra before. She looked hot. A lot better
than you do. Too bad I wasn't actually there to see it.
Fowley: Well, can we just make love anyway? Please?
Mulder: Well, okay. But only because Chris Carter
seems to have written this in and there is nothing I
can do about it. He sure likes to piss off the
viewers, doesn't he? Besides, it's not like I can get
any from Scully at the moment - but mark my words, I
will, oh, I will! Maybe during a commercial break in
"Millennium"!
Fowley: Okay, whatever, Fox. CSM just told me I had
to do this so you can get distracted and not miss
Scully so much. If I don't do this, my butt's in the ringer.
Mulder: (Sitting down on bed) Okay - but in a little
while, a headache the size of your big ass has just
formed. Oh man, I really hope I'm dreaming...
ZOOM out. Screen blackens with Fowley looking
bewildered and Mulder sitting on bed, disgusted.
THE END
Millennium *
Squeeze *
Ice *
One Son *
Redux II
