In between eating a huge sub, Philly takes a few moments between swallows to interview the Orange Lucha.
Philly Fats - Thanks … I guess. I'm backstage with the Dutch Assassin, the CWA's very own Matt Piperooy. Hi, Matt. And Junichi, of course.
Junichi nods.
Matt - Hi, Fatsh, bro! It ish being an honour to meet you, for shure!
Philly Fats - Heh, well, thanks. How does it feel being in the final of the BRB?
Matt - I did not be thinking I would ever be here, bro. I have beaten two people to be here, but I wash lucky and had help from Junichi againsht Avril for shure.
Philly Fats - What's the story with Junichi?
Matt - I wash losht in the city, and he accidentally inshulted me or something, and he shaid he had to repay me. I am a fun-loving, crazy good time guy who likesh to party, and I do not like thish idea, but Junichi won't shtop wanting to help me!
Philly Fats - Really?
Matt - Really, bro! I tell him 'hey, bro, let'sh jusht be being buddiesh and sho on', but he wantsh me to be hish lord!
Philly Fats - Junichi, is this right?
Junichi - Corpulent devil, honour demands I must remain by his side.
Philly Fats - Weird. So, anyway, Matt. Do you think you can beat Prototype?
Matt - I wash hearing that he wash a very tough guy to beat and sho I do not know, but I will try my besht to make shure that the fansh enjoy the match and the besht man winsh!
Junichi - Foreign devil lord, it is time.
Matt - Let'sh go, bro!
Matt heads away, followed by Junichi.
Philly Fats - What a pair … back to you, guys.
