chrystal geiser

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

20: 19 to think about it, and 1 to call a burnett.

student: sorry I'm late, I forgot to change the clocks forward.

teacher: but it isn't daylight savings time!

student: well! no wonder I was late!

why did michael jackson take a cruise?

the ship was full of sea men

why did Bill Clinton get a dog?

monica moved out

what do you call Bill Clinton when he's skiing?

the abomidable bloman

what does bill clinton take for a headache?

viagra

how many government secretaries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1, their used to screwing

whta did Monica give Bill for his birthday?

head

what is Bill Clinton's favorite snack?

cookies and milk

what did hillary say when she walked in on Bill having sex?

how come we never do that?

what does bill clinton put in his brownies?

viagra

why does bill Clinton want his face on a postage stamp?

they're like monica, you lick them and they get sticky

what does monica lewinsky and a ford mustang have in common?

they're both drop tops

why was Bill Clinton elected the new slim jim spokesperson?

He loves to say,"EAT ME!"

why doesn't Monica Lewinsky buy seafood?

She already has crabs

why doesn't chealsey have any brothers or sisters?

monica swallowed them all

why doesn't chealsey have any brothers or sisters?

Bill swallowed the rest of them

Bill Clinton: that's a mighty fine cock you've got thier

Gay Farmer: Same to you buddy

what did bill clinton name his water franchise?

narrowhead

where does Bill clinton bottle his water from?

viagra falls

why did Bill Clinton die?

viagra overdose

how does bill clinton take all this criticism?

on monica