thing's you'd never hear...

Thing's you'd never hear bill clinton say

I think we should make sex illegal

what I did was wrong

not tonight monica

don't bring over the dog

please senators, don't bring your wives to dinner

go home Uncle Foo (inside joke)

I didn't know condoms came in that flavor

I'd like you to meet my wife

those aren't something you see everyday

hey, where's the cream filling

hey! It floats!

I'll be working late again tonight

( to hillary ) no honey,I just spilled milk on Monica's pants again

do I look good in this dress?

can I borrow a tamp on?

hillary, why don't you take a nice long vacation

I am soooo fine

hi, you've reached the white house, I'm busy right now, so if you could call back in the morning that would be great, bye

my butt is so tight

hole in one!