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Control Over our Wives

Three men are at the bar. Eppy and William are arguing about the amount of control  they have over their wives, while the third man, Dario, says nothing. After a while, William turns to Dario and says, "Well, what about you? What sort of control have you got?" "I'll tell you," Dario replies. "Just the other night my  wife came crawling to me on her hands and knees." The other two were absolutely amazed. "What happened then?", Eppy asked.

"She said, 'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man!!!".

Philippians 4:13

I can do all things through Christ which strengthens me. The road to success is not straight. There is a curve called Failure, a loop called Confusion, speed bumps called Friends, red lights called  Enemies, caution lights called Family. You will have flats called  Jobs. But, if you have a spare called Determination, an engine called  Perseverance, insurance called Faith, a driver called Jesus, you will  make it to a place called Success

My Child

You'll never really know, my dear,
Just how much you mean to me,
A father's love, buried so deep,
That only my heart can see.

When I sit and really stare at you,
All I can do is grin,
Somewhere down deep inside,
I see myself within.

I'd never change a thing in you,
I thank God that your so fine,
Even when your at your worst,
I'm so proud that you are mine.

The roads we have traveled,
were not always that good,
I would take back all the pain you've felt,
Only if I could.

I know that I'm not perfect,
It's the best that I can do,
But everyday, I thank the lord,
For a child as special as you.

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