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think you might be a crazy, fanatical a1
fan? here's the 100 symptoms of a1 obsession.
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me.
1. if you drive on the A1, you always listen
to a1 songs
2. you visit places where they shot their
videos, like dungeness (SOBNY) or mexico (BTFTB)
3. you instantly know what SOBNY, BTFTB,
STOOL etc... stands for
4. you own an a1 website
5. your computer wallpaper is something
to do with a1
6. and your actual bedroom wallpaper is
covered in posters so you can't remember what pattern it is
7. you own an a1 t-shirt
8. and you sleep in it
9. you named your pets after members of
a1
10, you spend all your free time either
writing fanfic or making it up in your head
11. you watch so many a1 videos that you
started adopting your fave member's mannerisms
12. you learn some norwegian chat up lines
in case you bump into chris one day
13. you spend a fortune on a waffle iron
so you can make norwegian waffles with cheese on top
14. you buy albums by artists a1 like,
eg bruce springsteen, prince, tracey chapman
15. you work out exactly how much older/younger
than you each member is (for me it is: paul= 8 years, 9 months
and 21 days, chris= 6 years, 9 months and 20 days, mark= 5 years
and 8 days and ben= 1 year, 11 months and 23 days)
16. everybody who knows you saves any a1
articles they read to give to you (awwwww!)
17. your mates know everything about a1
cuz you talk about them 24/7
18. and your family
19. you own over 10 videos with a1 apperances
on
20. you tape a 4 hour show like SMTV just
for 2 minutes of a1
21. whenever you're in a place that a1
have been, you keep saying 'they might have walked on this floor!'
& 'they might have sat on this seat!' etc...
22. as well as posters on your walls, you
also have photo frames with pics in, including one of your fave
member with the words 'my boyfriend' on the frame
23. you know your fave a1 website address
by heart
24. you buy clothes that a1 have worn,
eg a pink leather jacket (ben at the brits)
25. you know who wrote every single a1
song and who sings each line
26. you've watched in the picture so many
times you know all the words by heart
27. you have a file on you computer with
hundreds of downloads a1 pics
28. you know all the dance routines
29. when you hear a phrase that is in an
a1 song you start singing the song
30. you kiss your fave poster goodnight
every single night
31. you hate getting dressed with the light
on because you think your posters are staring at you
32. you've practiced signing your name
as 'mrs adams, mrs marazzi' etc...
33. you've planned your wedding to your
favourite member right down to the cake design
34. and you've already got virtualy married
to them online... and the other 3 members too
35. your screen name on msn (or whatever
you chat on) is a1 related
36. and so is your email address
37. you go to every event a1 are attending
within 50 miles of your home, even if they are only playing one
song
38. you skip school/college if there is
any a1 on TV during the day
39. you and your other a1-loving mates
argue over who loves them the most
40. you spend 90%+ of your online time
on a1 sites
41. most of the people on your MSN/Yahoo
Messenger whatever... lists are a1 fans
42. you've already named the children you're
planning to have with your favourite member
43. when you hear the word 'curtains' you
think of ben
44. anything connected with disney makes
you think of mark
45. you make a note of what country they
are in so you can work out what time it is over there and what
they must be doing
46. you have loads of scrapbooks full of
a1 articles from mags
47. you own all the a1 singles plus 2 copies
of the albums in case you lose/break/wear out the first
48. you visit the towns where they live/used
to live, eg iver where ben used to live (it's a lovely village!)
49. you run out of walls space for posters
so you use the ceiling... then your door... then other rooms
in the house...
50. you make sure you always carrry a pic
of your fave member with you wherever you go
51. if you got to meet them and have a
pic taken with them, you have it framed next to your bed and
you guard it with your life (LOL this is true for me)
52... and you show it to people saying..
'this is me with my new boyfriend' (i did this once and the person
believed me!)
53. you buy magazines if there is any a1
in it, even if it's only a tiny picture
54. you spend ages in the newsagents flicking
through mags to see which ones they are in
55. you count the number of days since
you last saw them in concert or til when you are seeing them
again
56. you turn up at the crack of dawn to
a1 appearances so a) you get to the front and b) in case you
see them arrive
57. your notebooks are covered in doodles
of them
58. you scream if they come on TV unexpectedly
59. and you kiss the TV
60. you start laughing in the same way
as your fave member
61. you smile whenever you hear the 'A1'
mentioned on traffic reports
62. any boy with brown curtains reminds
you of ben
63. you wear your rings on the same fingers
that ben wears his
64. whenever you see a rose you start singing
'like a rose'
65. you watch films that a1 have said they
liked
66. you get a playstation 2 because mark
loves his
67. you go to benidorm on holiday just
to visit paul's sister's bar
68. you work out what was number one in
the chart on the day each member was born (paul= ms grace by
tymes , chris= don't give up on us by david soul , mark= summer
nights by john travolta & olivia newton john, ben= under
pressure by queen & david bowie)
69. you accidently call your boyfriend
'ben' or 'paul' etc..
70. and you boyfriend *happens* to look
like a member of a1
71. you scream if a1 come on the radio
72. on their birthdays you make a cake
and 'celebrate' their birthday...
73. ...and sing happy birthday to a poster
of them
74. you talk to your a1 posters as if they
were real
75. when they release a single you buy
as many copies as you can afford so it gets high in the chart
76. and when they get to number one you
have a party and open the champagne
77. you spend almost all of your pocket
money/wages on a1-related things like magazines, CDs, concerts...
78. you make your boyfriend dress like
your fave a1 member
79. you make your boyfriend watch a1 videos
with you
80. you get your chin/nose pierced like
paul's (ouch!!)
81. you're planning to get a tattoo like
paul's
82. you buy rare a1 articles off auctions
on the internet (and get ripped off)
83. you look in your phonebook to see if
there are any b. adams's, c. ingebrigtsen's, m. read's or p.
marazzi's near where you live
84. and you phone them up asking to speak
to ben/ christian/ mark/ paul
85. you cry when you hear a rumour that
they've got girlfriends :(
86. if you meet someone called ben, chris,
mark or paul you think of a1
87. you read their horiscopes every day
to see what the stars have in store for them
86. you find out if your star sign is a
good match with your fave member (i'm a scorpio like ben &
mark, so i am 10/10 with them- yay!!)
87. you yell at the TV if somebody on there
slags off a1
88. your ringtone is an a1 song
89. you enter loads of competitions to
meet a1
90. you name your soft toys after a1 so
you can kiss and cuddle 'ben' in bed
91. you camp out overnight at the box office
to get good seats at their concerts
92. whenever you're on a train you think
about ben making out in a carriage full of people
93. you phone your local radio station
every day requesting a1 songs...
94. ...or you call the love songs show
dedicating a song to 'your boyfriend ben'
95. you've brainwashed at least one mate
into liking a1
96. you know the exact date that every
single a1 single was released and entered the chart
97. when you're kissing your boyfriend
you pretend it's your fave a1 member
98. you phone up the box every day to request
whatever a1 song they have on the playlist...
99. ...then sit through 6 hours of crap
videos til they play it
100. you've been nodding saying 'that's
soooo me' through this whole list
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