"....You don't have to believe me, but this is the way I heard the story...."
[The following stories are NOT true. They could be true in some cases, but as far as we know, these stories are totally made up out of the wonderfully creative minds of our Web-Uplifter Family Members....So Enjoy.....]
°°°°°Kenny Mitchell's Version°°°°°
IT WAS ONLY A TWINKLING OF AN EYE BEFORE I REALIZED THAT MY EARTHLY LIFE WAS OVER AND I WAS FINALLY IN HEAVEN.
I HURRIED TO A NEARBY ANGEL AND FOUND A SPECIAL MAP THAT WOULD GIVE ME DIRECTIONS BETTER THAN WHAT I HAD....MEANWHILE, WHEN I LOOKED UP AND BEFORE ME WAS GOD.
EVERYONE IN HEAVEN WERE SPEECHLESS AND SO I CHOOSE TO REJOICE AND THEN THE WHOLE REASON FOR LIVING FOR THE LORD WAS TOTALLY REVEALED TO ME..
æææææ-Ruth Savoy's Version-æææææ
IT WAS ONLY MIDNIGHT BEFORE I REALIZED THAT MY SKIN WAS GLOWING.
I HURRIED TO A NEARBY NUCLEAR POWER PLANT AND FOUND A DE-GLOWING CREAM THAT WOULD WORK BETTER THAN WHAT I HAD....
MEANWHILE, WHEN I LOOKED UP AT THE MIRROR WERE MY SHINING FACE STILL GLOWED BRIGHTLY, I THOUGHT, "OoOh, WHAT NOW!?"......AND SO I CHOOSE TO PAINT MYSELF PALE PINK AND THEN THE WHOLE PROBLEM WAS MUCH WORSE THAN BEFORE.
=====Betty Bolden's Version=====
IT WAS ONLY MINUTES BEFORE I REALIZED THAT MY LIFE WAS BAD.
I HURRIED TO A NEARBY CHURCH AND FOUND A PASTOR THAT WOULD LISTEN BETTER THAN WHAT I HAD....
MEANWHILE, WHEN I LOOKED UP AND THERE WERE CLOUDS AND SO I CHOOSE TO STARE AND THEN THE WHOLE DREAM WAS OVER.
:::::Erin-Jake Chiana's Version:::::
My Friend and I went camping one summer. IT WAS ONLY noon when we got toe the camp site.
So we decide to go for a walk in the forest. We left the path to look at a interesting tree that was three trees grown into one.
When we tried to find the path again it was gone. It started to rain BEFORE I REALIZED THAT MY umbrella WAS back at camp.
I HURRIED TO A NEARBY tree AND FOUND A tree house THAT WOULD do much BETTER THAN WHAT I HAD as an umbrella...
MEANWHILE, WHEN I LOOKED UP at the sky from the window in the tree house and saw that the clouds WERE getting darker AND SO I CHOOSE TO spend the night in the tree house.
We had supplies in our back packs so would be ok for the night. We heard the wind whistleing through the trees as the rain turned into a storm,AND THEN THE WHOLE tree house started to shake as the wind picked up force. We were afraid that tree house would be blown out of the tree,but could go nowhere else at the time.
So my friend and I huddled together and waited out the storm. In the morning when we woke up the storm WAS gone.
We ate a quick breakfast and set off to find our camp site. We went the opposite direction that we had come the day before. Within 30 minutes we found the path and took it back to Camp.
Next time I would remember to bring my compass so we do not get lost.
+++++Elaine Knight's Version+++++
IT WAS ONLY 8:00 BEFORE I REALIZED THAT MY WEB TV WAS not working.
I HURRIED TO A NEARBY Best Buy AND FOUND A web tv plus THAT WOULD work BETTER THAN WHAT I HAD....
MEANWHILE, WHEN I LOOKED UP there WERE the exact scanners that I had been looking for AND SO I CHOOSE TO buy one AND THEN THE WHOLE of web tv WAS even more addicting than before.
†††††Jason Allen's Version†††††
IT WAS ONLY today BEFORE I REALIZED THAT MY truck WAS missing. I HURRIED TO A NEARBY police station AND FOUND A mustang THAT WOULD undoubtedly be BETTER THAN WHAT I HAD....MEANWHILE, WHEN I LOOKED UP the clouds WERE dark AND SO I CHOOSE TO hop in AND THEN THE WHOLE thing WAS a dream.
)))))Anita Brown's Version(((((
IT WAS ONLY eons BEFORE I REALIZED THAT MY pantyhose WAS draggin' behind me as I walked I HURRIED TO A NEARBY habbadashery AND FOUND A wide belt THAT WOULD hold them up BETTER THAN WHAT I HAD....
MEANWHILE, WHEN I LOOKED UP crowds of people WERE staring at me SO I CHOSE TO gather my composure and .......RUN.
THEN THE WHOLE group laughed outrageously loud.
I realized, as I awakened in horror, it WAS only my worst nightmare.
~~~~~Dena Murphy's Version~~~~
It was only (minutes) before I realized that my (kite) was (torn).I hurried to a nearby (Walmart) and found a (new kite) that would (fly) better than what I had.....
Meanwhile,when I looked up (storm clouds) were (brewing) and so I choose to (stay inside) and then the whole (day) was (wasted).
//////TiggerJane's Version//////
IT WAS ALMOST Midnight BEFORE I REALIZED THAT MY kitchen door WAS Standing Wide open.
I HURRIED TO A NEARBY dresser AND FOUND my Hunting Knife THAT WOULD not be perfect as a defense, but BETTER THAN WHAT I HAD before that...which was nothing at all.....
MEANWHILE, I turned out all the lights, and cased my own house in the complete darkness.
WHEN I LOOKED UP I thought I saw a movement in the shadows of the next room, WHERE Oliver was sleeping soundly AND SO I CHOOSE TO creep forward quietly...holding the knife out in front of me ready to strike....AND THEN THE WHOLE house was rocked with the sound of a planter crashing to the floor.
I whirled around in that direction and prepared for battle when I saw my cat running away from all the mess.
I WAS very relieved to find only him in the room and know we were in the house alone...
but then..........How did that door get open?
###Valerie Hollenback's Version###
IT WAS ONLY Noon BEFORE I REALIZED THAT MY Paper work was not done for 1pm for work.
I WAS going to be fired unless I HURRIED TO A NEARBY Office MAX AND FOUND A Copier to copy my friends work THAT WOULD make me look BETTER THAN WHAT I HAD....
MEANWHILE, WHEN I LOOKED UP There was my boss at Office Max WHERE I was hoping to copy my papers... He said,"Val, your fired AND SO I CHOOSE TO beg and plead for another chance AND THEN THE WHOLE Thing WAS just a big dream.
}}}}}Bert Bond's Version{{{{{
IT WAS ONLY DAYS BEFORE I REALIZED THAT MY GIRLFRIEND WAS COMING.
I HURRIED TO A NEARBY STORE AND FOUND A BLANKET THAT WOULD LOOK BETTER THEN WHAT I HAD....
MEANWHILE, I LOOKED UP THERE WHERE SHE WAS SUPPOSE TO BE, --NOTHING!--
I CHOOSE TO WAKE UP AND THEN THE WHOLE NIGHT WAS OVER.
*****Teresa Dale's Version*****
It was only " 6 a.m. " before I realized that my " coffee maker " was " not working".
I hurried to a nearby " shed" and found a " oldie but goodie" that would " take forever to brew, but be" better than what I had.......
Meanwhile, when I looked up " to find a WHOLE pot of coffee brewed ", were " I to be so lucky to have the pot work again"
, and so I choose to " chunk out the old dirty brewer" and then the whole " morning" was " new again"!!!
!!!!!Holy Girl's Version!!!!!
IT WAS ONLY days BEFORE I REALIZED THAT MY head WAS deformed.
I HURRIED TO A NEARBY clinic AND FOUND A letter THAT WOULD help me apologize BETTER THAN WHAT I HAD....MEANWHILE, WHEN I LOOKED UP and saw there WERE 4 people looking at me funny AND SO I CHOSE TO run and hide AND THEN THE WHOLE world WAS after me.
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