"....You don't have to believe me, but this is the way I heard the story...."
[The following stories are NOT true. They could be true in some cases, but as far as we know, these stories are totally made up out of the wonderfully creative minds of our Web-Uplifter Family Members....So Enjoy.....]
°°°°°Dena Murphy's Version°°°°°
I was right in the middle of (playing my favorite video game) when my (television) went (dead).I went over and (slapped) it.
Then it started to (get all staticy).
So I ran to a nearby (Walmart) and bought (a new television).
All of this took at least (an hour).Soon I realized that I would have to (work) like a (dog) if I ever wanted things to be like they were before.
Why can't you just plug things in anymore?
Does anyone know how to program my VCR to this new set?
AHHHHHH.......Too many wires!!!
~~~~~CabagePatchKyd's Version~~~~~
I was right in the middle of church when my skirt went down.
I promptly bent over and lifted it.
Then it started to get embarrassed so I ran to a nearby restroom and cried.
All of this took at least ten minutes.
Soon I realized that I would have to come out like a big girl if I ever wanted things to be like they were before.
æææææ-Jason Allen's Version-æææææ
I was right in the middle of the living room when my dog went bezerk.
I promptly went over and grabbed it.
Then it started to bite me so I ran to a nearby hospital and and got it stiched up.
All of this took at least 4 hours.
Soon I realized that I would have to put the dog back outside like a slaved pet if I ever wanted things to be like they were before.
=====Erin Jake-Chaina's Version=====
I was right in the middle of a good dream when my alarm went off.
I promptly went over and killed it.
Then I started to rush to get ready for the day because I was already late for work when the phone rang, so I ran to a nearby phone and answered it.
All of this took at least 10 minutes.
Soon I realized that I would have to apologize to my boss for being late like a good Christian if I ever wanted things to be like they were before I was late.
:::::Erika Brown's Version:::::
I was right in the middle of Dancing when my Foot went numb.
I promptly went over and took the weight off of it.
Then it started to tingle so I ran to a nearby clinic and had it looked at.
All of this took at least 6 hours.
Soon I realized that I would have to Rest like a baby if I ever wanted things to be like they were before..
+++++BabyGurl Kimi's Version+++++
I was right in the middle of SLEEPING when my DOG went BIZERK.
I promptly went over and SLAPPED it.
Then it started to WHINE so I ran to a nearby GROCERY STORE and BOUGHT SOME PUPPY CHOW.
All of this took at least 62 HOURS.
Soon I realized that I would have to BARK like a PUPPY if I ever wanted things to be like they were before..
†††††Cherokee Ruth's Version†††††
I was right in the middle of my dream when my alarm went off.
I promptly went over and broke it.
Then it started to smoke and sizzle so I ran to a nearby glass of water and picked it up and poured it on the clock.
All of this took at least two minutes.
Soon I realized that I would have to buy a new clock that sounded like a wave crashing in on the shore if I ever wanted things to be like they were before..
)))))Heather Vineall's Version(((((
I was right in the middle of jogging when one my sneakers went evil.
I promptly went over and kissed it.
Then it started to rain so I ran to a nearby deli and bought bubble gum.
All of this took at least 3 pieces.
Soon I realized that I would have to stink like a fart if I ever wanted things to be like they were before.
¬¬¬¬¬Nancy TwoKitten's Version¬¬¬¬¬
I was right in the middle of a "nap" when my "smoke alarm" went "off".
I promptly went over and "hit" it.
Then it started to "smoke" so I ran to a nearby "fire station" and "got help".
All of this took at least "30 minutes".
Soon I realized I would have to "hurry" like a "madman" if I ever wanted things to be like they were before.
]]]]]-Holy-Girl's Version-[[[[[
I was right in the middle of Shopping when my Zit went PoP.
I promptly went over and washed it.
Then it started to Drain it so I ran to a nearby facility and Squeezed that baby.
All of this took at least 3 Hours.
Soon I realized that I would have to see a Doc like a dummy if I ever wanted things to be like they were before..
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