Michael Flatley

Lord of the PRANCE!

Flatley in "christ-like" pose

"It's like his feet are moving independantly of his body!!"-Chandler, from TV's "Friends"

It's a well known fact that everybody hates Flatley, but i saw it as my civic duty to bring it out in the open, to expose just how genuineley creepy this flame-footed freak really is!

Example one, the above picture. Flatley is sporting a rather fetching "im-a-creepy-pervert" hat, Leather trousers, & studded wristbands. The last time we saw fashion like that, it was on Rob Halford from Judas Priest..

Flatley playing the..ahem..flute

You can almost hear whats running through Flatleys mind when hes workin his Flutey Mojo..~*god i look great..my mullet must look spectacular in this light..mmmmm..flutes*~ The man is a pervert, people, plain & simple.


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