Wanker!!

So the point has been proved that Flatley is creepy. You thought he could'nt possibly get creepier though, didnt you? how wrong you were..

Imagine it..you're in bed, sleeping peacefully. Visions of sugarplums dancing in your head. Then, you hear it. A noise like a flute. Your eyes flicker open. Through bleary eyes you peer, thinking you must still be dreaming. But no. Hovering above you, like some kind of perverse hummingbird, is Flatley, with the kind of look in his eyes last seen on Hannibal Lecter.The words are forming on his lips.."you're so beautiful when you cry"...You open your mouth to scream. Then you remember..this is Flatley, and in riverdance, no one can hear you scream.

If more proof was even needed, this picture would be the one to clinch it. My god, just look at him!! hes FLOATING for gods sake!! Little twinkletoes Flatley is lighter than a feather, floating like a butterfly, stinging like a nasty dose of the clap.