One thing that this purple baby is eternally greatful for, my children, is that it is a european..and therefore does'nt have to be told what to do by moronic,decrepid,"ex"crackhead. But the truth behind G. Dubya is far more terrifying than anyone ever dared to imagine..
The truth has finally been uncovered, children..George Dubya is actually a robot, created by mad magazine! The photographs above clearly show that Dubya was built in the image of mad magazines famous charachter "Alfred E. Neumann"..after all, if you saw Alfred running for president, you would vote for him, right? That was Mad's logic when they built Bush..like the stay puft marshmallow man in "ghostbusters"..how could anyone ever imagine thier country being tyrannised by Alfred E. Neumann??
I know you're thinking "but what can i do about it??" Well, there is an alternative, children..
