Nick is sitting at a table with candles all around. There is a screen with clouds behind him.
Nick is dressed in some Jamaican clothes putting down cards.
He looks at he screen.

"What your question?"

Caller: Well I wanna know if I'm gonna lose my job.
I don't think my boss likes me.

Nick: Why don't your boss like you?
*turning a card*
Didn't you fuck his wife?

Caller: Oh my God how did you know?

Nick: Ah-ha yea you fucked her good too...
Yea looks like you're gonna lose your job cause your boss walked in and caught you both...

Caller: Yea...right in the middle.

Nick: *laughing* You dumbass.
That's what you get for not being careful.
Should've brought her to your house.
Next caller.

Voice: Hello, Um I feel like my boyfriend is cheating on me

Nick: *turning card* Hmmm you've been cheated on before haven't you?

Voice Yeah...

Nick: He's been getting home late everynight from work hasn't he?

Voice: Yea, I'm scared he's seeing his ex cuz he works with her.

Nick: Sounds like you got some trust issues.
No...He's actually been working late.
*turning another card*
Looking at the next card though,
I see you're gonna cheat on him.

Voice: I am?

Nick: Yep...You sound hot.
Stay on the line and I'll give you my number when I'm done.

Voice: *giggling* Alright.

Nick: Call me now!
Brother Nick.
Let me tell you what the future holds through tarot.

(screen flashes)

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