AJ: Hi planet Earth and Planet X! Join Tim and I for another episode of WMW's Fatal Friday Fights!

Tim: And we have as our starting match to very alike monsters. Both are therapod dinosaurs and have lines full of sharp teeth. And uh... I can't think of much here. Give me a few moments. Let's just skip to the monsters pounding each other.

AJ: That has got to be your worst introduction yet.

Tim: Thanks for stating the obvious. Anyway on to the battle. For this match the arena becomes, London. Gorosaurus and Devil Dinosaur are either shrunken or increased to the size of fourty meters in front of Big Ben and the fight is about to start up!

VS      
Gorosaurus                        Devil Dinosaur

AJ: Gorosaurus starts off the match by dropping back on his tail and kicking Devil in the chest, and forcing him on his spine. Devil Dinosaur fights back by kicking Gorosaurus in his left leg, and as Goro winces in pain Devil gets to his feet. Devil charges at Gorosaurus and sinks his teeth into Goro's left arm. Gorosaurus tries to slash at the red carnivorous dinosaur with his right claws but Devil uses his own free arm to hold Goro's back. Gorosaurus manages to sink the teeth at the end of his jaws into Devil's shoulder. The red titanic dinosaur releases his grip and ripps away from Goro's, badly injuring himself. Gorosaurus then swiftly turns and tail whips the red carnosaur in the chest. Devil quivers in pain but then as Gorosaurus pulls away D. Dinosaur bites Goro's tail and pulls, causing Gorosaurus to lose his footing and bringing him to his stomach. DD makes an attempt to stomp on Gorosaurus, but while Devil Dinosaur is only being supported by one leg Goro uses his tail to crash against Devil's leg and causes him to tumble down to the pavement. The comic book Kaiju and the Kong enemy both get up. The two dinosaurs circle one another, passing back and forth roars growls and grunts to try and get the other to back down. Devil Dinosaur lowers his head so that the top of his skull faces Goro and then charges forward. Before he reaches Goro the dinosaur leaps forward and bashes his skull into Goro's gut. Both monsters fly through the air and crash into Big Ben and the structure collapses on top of the two.

Tim: The first to rise to their feet is Devil Dinosaur. Before he can even take a few steps Goro sinks his teeth into Devil's ankle. To skake the opposing carnosaur by whiping a pile of rubble with his tail and sending the rubble crashing into Gorosaurus' chest. With the sudden burst of pain Goro roars in pain, and in doing so releasing Devil Dinosaur. Devil D kicks Goro in the stomach, causing Goro to spit up some blood (being as large as he is that flooded a few blocks of the city). Gorosaurus retaliates by using his titanic strength to deliver a powerful tail bash to Devil's legs, causing the titan to crash to the ground. Gorosaurus moves in and makes an attempt to kick his downed foe but as soon as Goro's foot comes close to Devil the dinosaur lashes out with his fangs and bites Goro's ankle and pulls Goro's feet out from under him. The result is Gorosaurus laying on his spine before Devil D pins ...1 ...2 ..thre... no Gorosaurus uses his left set of claws and stabs Devil in the shoulder. Devil rolls off of Goro and both get to their feet. Both Devil Dino and Gorosaurus leap at each other at the same time and they both slam into each other at the same time. Gorosaurus and Devil Dinosaur fly through the air and smash into a building. Both get back up quickly. Devil Dinosaur swing his clawed arm at Gorosaurus but Goro ducks below the claw swipe and swings his head, slamming the side of his head into Devil's gut. Devil stumbles backwards, wincing in pain. Gorosaurus then slams the palm of his hand into Devil's eye, causing blood to run down the side of Devil Dinosaur's skull. Gorosaurus then makes the finishing move by throwing himself backwards onto his tail and slamming his feet into Devil's head. Devil Dinosaur is sent flying back sending blood and teeth rocketing into the air. Devil Dinosaur makes a painful landing and taps out.

AJ: Gorosaurus can not be out matched by another dino like him.

Tim: Yep. Goro's the king of all non mutated Dinos.

[Suddenly Gorgo appears in the arena.]

Gorgo: I beg to differ.

Tim: Of course you would. You know what why don't we just throw you in a match with Bagan then you can show us how mighty you are.

Gorgo: Err... Bagan? Uh no. I want a match with Gorosaurus.

AJ: No way why should we do what...

Gorosaurus: Silence AJ! I accecpt your challenge Gorgo and rest assured I will win!

Gorgo: Yeah right.

Tim: Fine will give them their match!

[Gorosaurus and Gorgo both nod in approval and are warped out of the arena.]

AJ: Tim, please! Let's throw Bagan into the match.

Tim: No I don't think so. I mean I want to see Gorgo get beaten up and having her ego deflated but it wouldn't be much of a challenge for Bagan. Anyway time for our next match. It's two dragon-like Kauju in a one-on-one match. My guess most of this battle will be in the sky. Now for this battle the arena becomes Paris.

      VS      
Drake                                       Batragon

AJ: Now Drake, there's a rule you might not like involved for this match. Drake you can't use your ice beam but fire breath is okay.

Drake: What!? Fine!

AJ: Oh yeah. Drake and Batragon are warped in the air over the Eiffel Tower and the match starts up. Drake's opening move is a blazing stream of flame from his nostrils. Batragon being extremely quick, avoids the stream of flames by shifting his body and curving out of the way before flying to the left. Batragon surges at Drake and as he flies by, uses his claws to cut Drake's leg. Drake roars in pain but this does not distract him from using his grappling-like claw at the end of his tail to grab and impale Batragon's tail as he flies away. Drake follows this up by swing his tail before releasing his scissors-action claw to throw Batragon. The komodo dragon-bat smashes through the Eiffel Tower, demolishing the tower before crashing to the pavement.

Batragon shakes off the attack and begins to flap his wings. He only hovers a few hundred meters off the ground when he is tackled by Drake, and both Kaiju plummet to the ground. Drake gets up behind Batragon, while the mutant lies on his side. Batragon doesn't want Drake to get an edge and kicks the dragon, causing the mythical monster to stumble to the ground. Batragon takes the advantage for himself and rises to his feet. He then turns around and sinks his fangs into Drakes arm. Drake's nostrils then flare up with flames. At the sight of the flames Batragon draws back, narrowly avoiding getting burned. Drake himself finally gets to his feet. Batragon, making an attempt to seem superior, rears up on his hind legs and spreads his wings to their full span and roars. But Drake is an intelligent being. These primal methods don't scare him and he instead charges forward. Drake leaps up and tackles Batragon in his exposed underbelly, bring himself crashing down on top of the bat, komodo dragon hybrid. And with this sudden gain of the upper hand Drake pins the mutant. But before the count can begin Batragon goes wild. I mean he's slashing around his claws wildly, whips his tail in every direction, kicks like crazy, and swinging his long neck around aimlessly. Eventually one of the swipes manages to slash Drake's upper left arm, and blood flows out of the wound. Must've hit a vane. Drake backs off Komodothrax just to receive a kick to the chest, tipping him onto his back. Quickly Drake, while on the ground uses a light ice beam to stop his bleeding.

Tim: I thought we had said no ice beam.

AJ: He's not using it has a weapon can't we let him slip just this once?

Tim: Okay Drake that's your first warning!

Drake: Sorry.

Tim: Drake get's to his feet and then into the air and flies away from Batragon but it's not long before Batragon engages in pursuit. Has Batragon grows closer he throws a car he had been holding in his talons, towards Drake. Drake looks back and sees the projectile comming and flips three times to the left, in an evassive manufer, avoiding the car, which instead smahes through the window of a building. Batragon gets even closer and is now almost uppon Drake. Batragon is close enough that he is now extending his neck and snapping at Drake's tail, missing by a hair each time. Well I guess a really really big hair. Oh you know what I mean! After yet another failed bite attack, Drake swings his tail and pounds it into the side of Drake's skull, sending him spiralling down to the ground. Batragon smashes into a building a cloud of dust forms up. Batragon does not seem to have survived. Oh wait here he comes, limping out of the flying dirt on three legs. Appearantly his front, left leg has been broken.

Batragon: Brothers! Help me!

AJ: Hey! Batragon is cheating! Centipore and Ghilaron have warped in to help him.

Tim: Yeah! This should be pretty entertaining!

AJ: Drake lands on top of a building and looks down at Ghilaron below, at the base of the building.

Ghilaron: I'll kill you!

Drake: You can't even reach me!

Tim: Ghilaron grunts before crawling over to the side of the building and continues to crawl straight up it!

Drake: Your some sort of freak.

Tim: After his statement Drake takes to the air and flies behind the building before kicking it, tipping it over and crushing the eight legged reptile beneath a pile of rubble. He then swoops down low and sends a stream of flames at Batragon, who moves out of the way just in time. But Drake isn't as lucky. Batragon manages to finally get a grip on his tail with his jaws. He then yanks the dragon down to the ground. Centipore takes advantage of the situation and wraps his body around Drake, crushing him. Ghilaron then comes smashing out of the ruble, charging for Drake! It looks like its going to be bad. Oh! Centipore makes the wrong move and gets his head torched. With its grip losened and Centipore dead Drake breaks free and flies into the air. Ghilaron tries to stop, but its movement is awkward with all those legs and it collides into Batragon. Ghilaron gets up and discovers that his titanic form has crushed Batragon's skull against the pavement. Drake lands behind him and scoops up the corpse of the dead Centipore. Ghilaron throws his head back and roars before charging at Drake. Drake swings Centipore, using as a whip and pounding the side of the geco-spider's head. Ghilaron falls to his side. Ghilaron, not wanting to be defeated, swings his tail, cracking it against Drake, sending him flying into a near by building. Drake manages to get out from under what remains of the building only to be tackled back to the ground by a charging Ghilaron. Ghilaron uses his eight legs to scrape away parts of Drakes scales. Drake lets loose a stream of flame and burns Ghilaron's eyes out of their sockets. Ghilaron gets back off of Drake and thrashes around reclessly. Drake gets back to his feet and ducks below an un-guided tail whip. He then grabs onto Ghilaron's tail and flew up into the air with him. Once at high elivation (almost reaching the top of the Snow Globe at its center.) Drake releases and allows Ghilaron to plummet to his death.

AJ: And now we go live to Monster Island for a match between Ultraman and the one the only out of two Gabara.

       VS      
Ultraman Narashi                         Gabara

AJ: And now the bully of the Kaiju world emerges from the jungles of Monster Island to a clearing where he awaits his first foe on Fatal Friday Fights, Ultraman! An Xillian transport ship flies over the clearing and warps a human being to the ground, two hundred meters from Gabara. The being, tiny in comparison to the titan only a few hundred meters away pulls out a small object from his jacket and raises it in the air. The man is then surrounded in a wave of energy and emerging from the energy is the mighty champion, Ultraman!

Tim: Ultraman crosses his arms in the shape of a plus sign, attempting to destroy Gabara and kill him before the match even starts. He fires his signature (and most commonly used) weapon from his right hand. Gabara swiftly picks up a large boulder and uses it to shield him from the beam. The rock he holds in his hands bursts from the explosion. Gabara stumbles back from the blast before he chucks what is left of the rock at Ultraman. The clump of minerals strike Ultraman in the chest, now its Ultraman's turn to take a few paces in the backwards direction. Gabara gives out a cry and rampages at the Warrior of Light. The blue cat-faced beast swings a fist at Ultraman but that Ultra Guy ducks down and evades the attack and then poceeds to slam his shoulder into the monstrosity's stomach, causing Gabara to fall backwards. As he falls Ultraman grabs him by the left wrist and pulls him back to his feet just to perform an over-the-shoulder flip on Gabara. Ultraman then runs over to the downed blue monster, stands over the monster, and begins to choke the beast. Gabara gathers up strength enough to reach up to the Warrior of Light and lay his palms on Ultraman's face. His horn then glows red and electrical energy surges into Ultraman's body. Ultraman breaks away from Gabara, his hands clenching his face.

AJ: Strange, electricity did not seem to bug Ultraman too much when he first battled Neronga.

Tim: Maybe Gabara can summon up a higher amount of voltage it's beyond me. But let us not worry about that now because there's a fight going on. Gabara kicks the electrocuted Ultraman in the face, knocking him on to his back. Gabara quickly gets to his feet before running towards the downed Ultraman and kicks the vulnerable champion in the ribs three times. He then lifts a massive boulder over his head and slams it down on Ultraman's chest. He tries to strike Ultraman's chest with his fists when Ultraman suddenly slams his own fist into Gabara's stomach. Gabara bends over in pain and Ultraman takes advantage of Gabara's lowered head by punching him in the face, causing the titanic monster to crash backwards and on to his back.

AJ: Both fiend and hero rise to their feet simultaneously and back away from each other. They then stare at each other waiting for the other to make the mistake of giving in to their ambition and charging at the other. It becomes apparent that Ultraman can't wait for too long as his warning light begins to flash red. Luck is on the hero's side as the idiot creature doesn't realize what the flashing red light means and gives in. He picks up a boulder and hurls it at Ultraman. Ultraman counters the attack by tossing an energy disk. The circular transparent energy passes through the rock and cuts it in two, sending both halves of the boulder speeding bast each side of his body harmlessly. Gabara just barely evades the Ultra Disk. Ultraman flies at Gabara, using his ability of flight to thrust his fist into Gabara's face, knocking him to the ground then he pins ...1 ...2 ...3. Ultraman is the winner and is then warped back aboard the Xillian transporter. But what's this? That dirty rotten King of Mons descends from the mountain range to the defeated Gabara, who rolls over on his stomach and opens up his maw, allowing losened teeth to fall to the ground.

Tim: Wow. The Tooth Fairy just went broke!

AJ: Hah hah very funny.

King of Mons: You Gabara are indeed an evil being. Join us!

[Before anyone can discover what happens next King of Mons notices the robotic helicopter which has allowed us to view this match and destroys it with a blast of his orange mouth ray.]

Tim: Even if Gabara declines that wasn't good.

AJ: Yeah I know. King of Mons has already began looking for new Kaiju to join him to take over our show!

Tim: Plus, those remote controled helicopters are expensive.

AJ: At this point your concerned with money. Are you a total... Never mind. Next, we have the Legendary Belt match to end the show.

Legendary Belt Match

       VS      
RoF Dragon                                                  Sinbad Kraken

Tim: And now for this match the arena becomes half mountain terrain and half synthetic sea. This allows both monster a suitable terrain. Kraken is teleported in the water and RoF Dragon is warped onto the peek of a mountain.

Tim: The bell rings and RoF Dragon flies out over Kraken. Kraken lashes out with his tentacles but RoF Dragon simply drives them back down with a stream of blazing napalm. This goes on for a few minutes before RoF Dragon flies back to the mountain range and lands to rest. Kraken's tenticles surface and grip two rocks and propel them into the air and crashing against the mountains causing a rock slide into the water. It continues to rip rocks away into the water causing the water levels to rise. Soon there will be no part of the arena in which it can't stray. The dragon notices this and tries to stop it with its flame breath but there are so many tentacles that when he shoots at one more are still flooding the arena. RoF Dragon is scorching one of the tentacles and doesn't notice another behind him which sneds him spiraling down into the water and at the mercy of the Kraken. The Kraken moves in to kill with a bite of its jaws when Baltan appears in the arena. Baltan then releases energy from his claws down into the water and kills Sinbad Kraken.

AJ: I'm kind of glad he did that.

Tim: Baltan he's gone.

[A seven-foot-tall version of Baltan suddenly teleports behind Tim and AJ.]

Tim: Oh so that's how you guys get into the teleporter.

Baltan: Silence you pathetic Earth life form! I've come to deliver a message from King of Mons! Right now my King has just wrecked part of the city you call Las Angeles, and one of the Monera Monsters New York and Beizor is at the ready to blow apart the Godzilla Tower U.S. itself! So you are left with a choice! Cede the show to us and the destruction of your planet will end and we shall find some other far off galaxy to rule over. But if you should deny us the show, your all doomed! You have to the end of your next eppisode to decide.

[And with that Baltan warps out of the Snow Globe.]

AJ: What do we do? Send other monsters after them?

Tim: And just how would we get them out of the cities!? Too many people would die. The only thing we can do is surrender. But he did say that we are given until the end of our next episode and I want to go out with a bang! We'll have our biggest episode yet!

AJ: Wont that make it seem like we're glad that a giant blue energy dragon is taking over our show?

Tim: This will make it longer before we have to give up plus it'll be great and I don't have any intentions of letting him get away with it. We're going to have a bunch of big monster fights for what might be my last episode so be sure to vote!

-Tim

WMW Co-Host