Hello, and welcome to "WMW: Bermuda Triangle", or World Monster Wrestling Of Bermuda Triangle. There is a place called "Monster Island" off the coast of Japan. All the monsters in the world are there. But that's where Iguanoman (Owner of WMW Thursday Trash) is based, and were not here to talk about him now are we? Our base is on a small island of the coast of Florida, and to make it more specific (and to put it obviously) in the Bermuda Triangle. Our corporation was founded in April,20,2006. The president of "WMW: Bermuda Triangle" is myself, Kavu, and our Vise President Rei. The "Bermuda Isle Bureau" has been given the permission to clone and hold every Kaiju yet known on the island, and the Kaijus seem to be able to live there in peace. However, constant peace and niceness with no fighting has gotten them to get a little bit bored and eager to fight. If they were left in this state for very long, they are liable to break out and wreak havoc. In order to keep their aggressive nature under control; they must be allowed to release their pint up anger. Iguanoman has devised a plan to not only control anger, but to provide good "clean" quality entertainment.
We here on Bermuda Isle have a gigantic arena on a tiny island near use, named "Triangle Arena" (its not an actual triangle). We teleport Kaijus from "Bermuda Isle" to there and have them duck it out in wrestling style matches broadcasted to Godzilla Tower, and from there to your television. You may be wondering how on Earth we can do all of this. Well after the incident of 1966, Planet X has become allies to the earth, especially to Japan and America, who were the major handlers of the incident. Using their technology, we are able to produce these matches. Kaijus are transported to the island by the Xillian's UFO a/B/y, electromagnetic waves keep their minds in control at most times(we mainly want them to fight on their own accord, makes things more interesting), and an innovation called the "Beta 19" actually creates new buildings and even terrains in the arena! The people from Planet X get the same thing out of this that we do, good quality entertainment. Not only is it an extremely popular television show over there, but it keeps space Kaiju accidents minimal. The Xillian's battle their Kaiju in their own version of Bermuda Isle, "Monster Canyon", under control. Every we years we'll go there and broadcast matches there.
Here is a simple example of what Triangle Island should look like. And here is an example of what Monster Cannyon should look like.(Barren and Desalinate, just the way every alien likes it) WMW is both necessary and entertaining. The Kaijus enjoy it very much, because they have fun doing what they like best: beating each other to a pulp! Even bloodthirsty Kaijus can kill their opponents if they wanted to, because the medical aspect of Planet X is so good; they can bring the dead back to life and healthy again, using a special method requiring only one single living cell. It doesn't work on humans or Xillians yet, but they're still working on it. Long deceased creatures can be cloned too, so we can get all the kaiju ever known existence here. Using a special brain inducing process, any Kaiju can be embedded with the memory of its predecessor(s), so past grudges can be played on and on. With this huge amount of great Planet X tech, we can bring you the best monster wrestling program around, well the second best. It's fun for everyone, even the Kaijus themselves enjoy it. It's a great program and I hope you will watch it with us and our other WMW co-announcers. So get out there and see what we got to offer you. Get Ready To Rumble!
P.S. No humans, aliens, or Kaiju were injured in the making of this announcement. Except this guy . . . Back to Godzilla Tower
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