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One of the first songs I wrote with my harmonica, this is a sheer parody! It's a joke! - SJ

Lyrics› C'mon Dad
One day
My dad
He came home drunk
And then he looked at me
and said
let's fuck"
He chased me
all around the house
the house
he was the drunk cat
and I was
the mouse.

It's not fun
when my dad comes home
and tries to fuck me
it's not cool
when he thinks I'm his
ooo c'mon dad
oooo don't fuck up my life
or my asshole.

All songs, lyrics, etcetera are self © Sam Johnson (1998-2006) unless otherwise noted.