Simon's Vid Diary #1
Mood:
on fire
Now Playing: "Saturday Night" by Kaiser Chiefs
Topic: Simon
*Simon pops his gum*
Simon:
I'm sixteen. My name's Simon and I live here.
*Picture of Tokyo*
Simon:
Great place! Friends to do things for me, girls to f**k me, and parents to feed me! Everything I need, all here!
*Picture of Tokyo Cram College yard*
Simon:
Here is a good place to hang out. Tokyo Cram College yard. You seen Apocolypse Now? It's not like that, but we're woking on it.
*Picture of Casper*
Simon:
This is my girlfriend, Casper. I call her "Tree Hugger" because she's a hippie! She hates it. But, she's a good girl and really hot! I don't need tell you. You have eyes, don't ya?
*Picture of Sid*
Simon:
This is my best mate, Sid. Good bloke, but a bit stupid. His parents must have raised the afterborn and not the baby. But it was said a man must love his enemies and hate his friends.
*Picture of Emma*
Simon:
This is Emma. She's... well... Emma. She'll give you the shirt off her back one minute and then hit you up for somehting to snort or smoke the next.
*Picture of Fujisaki*
Simon:
This is Fujisaki. He's an ambitious bloke. I watch out for him constantly.
*Picture of Ando*
Simon:
Next, we have Ando. He's a Buddisht, but he drinks and smokes pot. He's the only one of us to be caught jerking off in class-- twice.
*Picture of Shuichi*
Simon:
Ando's close mate is Shuichi. Lead singer of the band, Bad Luck. A little crazy, a little hyper, a little gay. But, it's all good! Shakespere said, "And this, our life, exempt from public haunt, finds tongues in trees, books in the running books, sermons in stones, and good in everything." Hey, if Shakespere said it, it must be true!
*Simon takes out his gum and sticks it on the lens*
WRAP