Mood:  happy

La li ho! I'm Shindou Shuichi and this is vid diary.

Dr. Taka:
What's on your mind?

*Shuichi grins*

Shuichi:
I've heard of this thing called the internet. It's really great. People can shop, watch movies, and do this thing called "Google." Don't know what that is, it sounds dirty to me. Anyway, I decided to do something random and out of place for this internet. Since it's raining outside and none of my friends are returning my texts, here goes!

Dr. Taka:
Go to it!

*Shuichi bows*

*"Numa Numa" plays in the background*

Mi-a-hii
Mi-a-huu
Mi-a-haa
Mi-a-ha ha

Mi-a-hii
Mi-a-huu
Mi-a-haa
Mi-a-ha ha

Mi-a-hii
Mi-a-huu
Mi-a-haa
Mi-a-ha ha

Mi-a-hii
Mi-a-huu
Mi-a-haa
Mi-a-ha ha

Allo, salut, sint yel, un hydook,
she teraw, youbeera mah, primesh der, vericheera,

Allo, Allo, sint yel, Picasso,
Tiam dat beep, she sen voynic, un dar sege ti notes cher nimeek

vrais a pleche dar numa numa i-ay
numa numa i-ay numa numa numa i-ay
kipul tow she dragosta din tay, ma mintesc day oki ti-ay

vrais a pleche dar numa numa i-ay
numa numa i-ay numa numa numa i-ay
kipul tow she dragosta din tay, ma mintesc day oki ti-ay

Desoon, set spoon, cheseet, ah kum
Allo, youbeera mah, sint yel, vericheera

Allo, Allo, sint yarshio, Picasso,
Tiam dat beep, she sen voynic, un dar sege ti notes cher nimeek

vrais a pleche dar numa numa i-ay
numa numa i-ay numa numa numa iay
kipul tow she dragosta din tay, ma mintesc day oki ti-ay

vrais a pleche dar numa numa i-ay
numa numa i-ay numa numa numa i-ay
kipul tow she dragosta din tay, ma mintesc day oki ti-ay

Mi-a-hii
Mi-a-huu
Mi-a-haa
Mi-a-ha ha

Mi-a-hii
Mi-a-huu
Mi-a-haa
Mi-a-ha ha

Mi-a-hii
Mi-a-huu
Mi-a-haa
Mi-a-ha ha

Mi-a-hii
Mi-a-huu
Mi-a-haa
Mi-a-ha ha

vrais a pleche dar numa numa i-ay
numa numa i-ay numa numa numa i-ay
kipul tow she dragosta din tay, ma mintesc day oki ti-ay

vrais a pleche dar numa numa i-ay
numa numa i-ay numa numa numa i-ay
kipul tow she dragosta din tay, ma mintesc day oki ti-ay

*Shuichi lip syncs and dances with the music*

*Soon Ando and Emma join in. They all dance and lip sync together*

*All of them do a chessy pose at the end*

*Shuichi, Ando, and Emma pop noise markers at the camera*

Shuichi:
Told ya they'd watch anything!

Ando:
I know, right!

*Emma throws her noise maker at the camera*

WRAP

Mood:  chillin'

*Camera zooms in on Jack sleeping on an armchair*

*Jack wakes up startled*

Jack:
Huh? Wha? Oh! I'm Jack Oliver and this is my vid diary.

Dr. Taka:
So what are you doing today?

*Jack clears his throat*

Jack:
This is a video message to grandma and grandpa.

Dr. Taka:
That's so sweet!

Jack's Dad:
Get to it!

*Jack clears his throat again*

Jack:
Hello grandfather, grandmother. How is the weather in Sapporo? Happy birthday, grandfather. I hope everything is good with you. I hope grandmother's bunions are go--

*Camera moves in close to Jack*

Jack:
I'm sorry!!! I'm sorry!!! I'm sorry!!!

*Camera pulls back some*

*Jack relaxes some*

Jack:
Mustn't talked about grandmother's bunions. *Relaxes again* I am doing good in school. I can't live out my father's dreams. But, that ain't me!  I gonna be a rap star!

*Jack raps*

*Camera zooms in close again*

Jack:
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!!!

*Camera pulls back*

*Jack calms down*

Jack:
Forgive me! Bad grammer is not accepted!

*Pause*

Jack:
But this is how I be! I just gotta rap! It's just how I gots to be!

*Jack raps again*

*Camera zooms in again*

Jack:
Dad, no!!! No!!!

*Camera cuts off*

*Camera returns*

Jack:
Oh come on, no! Please, dad, no!

*Camera nods*

*Jack sighs*

Jack:
Fine, I'll do the dance!

*Jack begins to dance*

Jack:
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over a candlestick!

*Jack begins to rap again*

*Camera zooms in and cuts off*

WRAP

Mood:  irritated

My name is Jessica Burns and this is take one.

Dr. Taka:
How are you today?

Jessica:
Pissed!

Dr. Taka:
Why is that?

*Jessica snorts*

Jessica:
Some asshole puked on my boot.

Dr. Taka:
Tell me about yourself.

*Jessica glares at her*

Jessica:
Why should I?

Dr. Taka:
I'm just curious about you.

Jessica:
Why?

Dr. Taka:
Just am.

*Jessica glares at her coldly*

Jessica:
Why?

Dr. Taka:
I just want to know about you.

*Pause*

*Jessica smirks*

Jessica:
Fine. I love violence. I get into many fights. It's crazy!

Dr. Taka:
Cigarette?

Jessica:
Hell yeah!

*Jessica takes a cig and lights up*

Dr. Taka:
Go on.

Jessica:
Well, I kill the men that beat on women.

Dr. Taka:
Really?

Jessica:
Hell yeah! I just killed one last night.

Dr. Taka:
Really? How?

Jessica:
I found him through one of the women at the shelter where Lexie works. I trailed the bastard at his place of work. Once he was in the parking lot, I jumped out and beat him with a concrete pipe until he died. I dumped the body in an acid tank nearby.

Dr. Taka:
Wow!

Jessica:
That's right, bitch!

Dr. Taka:
Why kill him?

*Jessica shrugs*

Jessica:
Bastard deserved it!

Dr. Taka:
But why kill?

Jessica:
It's so much fun!

Dr. Taka:
But why? Aren't you scared of getting arrested?

Jessica:
No.

Dr. Taka:
Why not?

*Jessica shrugs*

Jessica:
Don't care, I guess.

Dr. Taka:
Why not?

Jessica:
The cops fear me! So, they don't touch me!

*Jessica takes another puff of her cigarette*

Jessica:
Are we done here?

Dr. Taka:
Yes, we are.

Jessica:
Thank you!

*Jessica storms out of the room with her cigarette*

WRAP

Mood:  cheeky

Hey suckers! This is Shawn Harrison and here is my vid journal!

Dr. Taka:
What'cha got there, Shawn?

Shawn:
My sketchbook. My art teacher want to enter me into more contests.

Dr. Taka:
What do you have to pick out?

Shawn:
A ton of shite!

*He pulls out his pictures*

Shawn:
Behold!

*Pictures all consist of demons, Hell, monsters, Satan, and all things related to heavy metal*

Shawn:
Pretty impressive, huh?

Dr. Taka:
Don't you have something a little... nicer?

*Shawn grins*

Shawn:
Right here!

*He shows erotic and girly pictures of Nicole*

Dr. Taka:
Wow!

Shawn:
Yeah! I love Nicole that much.

Dr. Taka:
What about Cherry?

*Shawn shrugs*

Shawn:
What about her?

Dr. Taka:
Don't you have any nice-looking pictures of her?

*Shawn rolls his eyes*

Shawn:
Bah! *Pause* Okay, there's *one* of her I drew two years ago after we lost our virginities to each other.

Dr. Taka:
Well let me see it!

*Shawn sighs annoyed*

Shawn:
Fine!

*Shawn looks through his sketchbook and pulls out the picture of Cherry at fourteen*

Dr. Taka:
Wow! That is so beautiful!

Shawn:
*Flatly* Yeah...

Dr. Taka:
You should enter that with a picture of Nicole!

Shawn:
*Looks unconvinced* Right...

Dr. Taka:
No really! I think you should!

*Pause*

Shawn:
*Sighs and rolls his eyes* Fine! I'll do it!

Dr. Taka:
Very good. You won't regret this!

Shawn:
Right...

*Shawn rolls his eyes and packs up his art*

WRAP

Mood:  vegas lucky

I'm Sid Wilson and here is my journal.

Dr. Taka:
So, what are you up to today, Sid?

Sid:
There is this bloke that's been beating me at Fire-Nano and Princess Kawako!

Dr. Taka:
Fire-Nano?

Sid:
An RPG online.

Dr. Taka:
Ah.

*Sid sets up shop with his computer*

Sid:
That's right! I have been in different chat rooms for researcj. My rival's name is Wallothet! He's from Germany!

Dr. Taka:
Really now?

Sid:
Yep! He is going down!

Sid:
*To the screen* Brace yourself, Wallothet! I will overthrow you and save Princess Kawako! After that, she's going to give me a great treat.

Dr. Taka:
Got a statgery lined up?

Sid:
Hell yeah, baby!

*Sid gets to work*

Sid:
Huh? What are you saying? No, I'm not obsessed with Casper as the princess in this game! She's my best mate's girlfriend! Well... it's complicated.

*The game begins. Hour one of battle. Sid is locked inside*

Sid:
Hell yes! I am kicking your ass, Wallothet! Eat this!!!

*Two hours into battle. Sid takes a drink of Red Bull and fights*

*Three hours into battle. Sid looks at a henti mag while playing*

*Four hours into battle*

Sid:
Take that! You're going down!

*Five hours into battle. Sid closes in on victory*

Sid:
Yes! She's mine!

*Only to be defeated by Princess Kawako*

Sid:
WHAT?!?

*By her strangling him with a rubber glove*

*Sid lowers his head in defeat*

Dr. Taka:
What happened?

Sid:
I lost!

Dr. Taka:
How?

Sid:
That's what I'd like to know!

*Sid picks up his phone and dials a number. He waits as it rings*

Sid:
Hey Simon? That prick from Germany defeated me again! Huh? How did... That was you?!? I've been playing against you all of these months?!? How did you manage to learn to speak with a German accent?!?

Wallothet= Hello Twat

WRAP

Mood:  flirty

Hello everyone! I'm Niki Strauss and this is take one!

Dr. Taka:
How are you today?

Niki:
Very good!

Dr. Taka:
So tell me about yourself.

Niki:
Well, I am a stripper. I work as a sex worker as well. And I'm pretty damn good at it too.

Dr. Taka:
How many clients do you normally get?

Niki:
75.

Dr. Taka:
A night?

Niki:
Yeah.

Dr. Taka:
75 a night?

Niki:
Yeah!

Dr. Taka:
Wow! That's a lot of people!

*Niki gives her a little shrug*

Niki:
Hey, what can I say? I'm just that good!

Dr. Taka:
Cigarette?

Niki:
Oh no, no! I'm straight edge.

Dr. Taka:
Really now?

Niki:
Yeah. I think straight edge is going to be the new sexy.

Dr. Taka:
Ah, I see. So why do you do this?

Niki:
Because, Lexie is afraid to do so on her own.

Dr. Taka:
Could you explain that a little more, please?

Niki:
Lexie is shy and pure for Lucas. She only wants to be with Luke. I love him myself. But... he would never love me back. So I make up for that by induling in and living out Lexie's deeply hidden sexual desires.

Dr. Taka:
Why don't you think Lucas will love you?

Niki:
Word on the street is that Luke don't like sluts.

Dr. Taka:
You think you're a slut?

*Niki nods with tears in her eyes*

Niki:
Yes!

*Niki begins to cry*

*Dr. Taka hands her a tissue. Niki dries her eyes*

Dr. Taka:
Does Lucas see you as a slut?

Niki:
Not really. *Sniffle*

Dr. Taka:
I see. *Pause* You want to stop now?

*Niki nods*

Dr. Taka:
Okay. We're done now.

WRAP

Mood:  energetic

Good'day mate! Emma Miles here! This me vid diary, entry one.

Dr. Taka:
So what's on your mind?

*Emma smiles at her boldly*

Emma:
I saw this amazing on YouTube. *Sits up on the floor* This dude was trying to wear as many shirts at once. I was impressed. It also got me thinking. What if I were to do the same thing? So, here we are! I am going to attempt to wear as many shirts as I can at once.

Dr. Taka:
Okay.

*Emma stands up with a brown shirt in her hand. She slides it on over her black-blue tank top. Emma pulls out a yellow and green t-shirt and slides that on. She grabs a red t-shirt and slides that one on. Next comes a medium-sized grey t-shirt. Then a Bears Baseball jersey. Emma pauses for a moment and looks up*

Emma:
How's that?

Dr. Taka:
Good so far.

*Emma smiles*

Emma:
Great!

*Emma grabs a pink t-shirt and slides it on. Then comes a Dir en Grey shirt. Next a green shirt. Emma becomes hot, but still keeps on. Large white t-shirt comes now. Then, a pink and white Playboy t-shirt. Next comes a black t-shirt. Emma becomes hot and sweating. She still won't quit*

Dr. Taka:
You okay?

*Emma looks up panting*

Emma:
Yeah!

Dr. Taka:
Maybe you should stop...

Emma:
No! I'm good! Let me go on!

Dr. Taka:
Okay...

*Emma puts on more shirts. By fifteen minutes, she can't put on another shirt and falls down on her back*

Dr. Taka:
You okay?

Emma:
*Pants* Yeah!

Dr. Taka:
How many shirts do you have on?

Emma:
Forty-two.

*Emma tries to get up but can't*

Dr. Taka:
Need some help?

Emma:
No, no. I'll manage.

Dr. Taka:
Okay...

*Emma manages to roll away and forces herself to her feet to leave the room*

WRAP

Mood:  bright

If you are watching/reading this now, I am dead. Just kidding! My name is Cassie Nelson and here is my vid journal.

Dr. Taka:
So talk to me. What all do you like?

Cassie:
Andy Warhol. He's great. In fact, I'm in his entourage. I like sushi. That's good. I like all Japanese food. I like food in general. I like everybody. I like old movies. I like new movies too. *Pulls out four boxes of Japanese candies and rearranges them by size many times before putting them away again* I like the Bullet Train. I like the subway trains. I like animals as well. Dogs are cute. Cats are cute too. I like babies. I like both Nittle Grasper and Bad Luck. I like rain. It's so pretty. Nightlife is good too. I love the dance clubs. I like music. I love Tokyo. I love all of Japan. I also like nature. I like pills. I also like tech stuff. Oh and I like Pachinko!

Dr. Taka:
Wow! That's a lot. Now what do you dislike?

Cassie:
I don't like dry weather. I don't like too much talking. I don't like fleas. I also don't like rude people. I hate war. I don't like my thighs. They are too big. I hate dripping taps. *Pause* I also like dripping taps. I hate being alone in a bad way. I hate Ask. I don't like snobs. I hate sluts. And I hate bad people. Plus, I hate being made to look stupid.

Dr. Taka:
Anything else?

Cassie:
*Thinks* No ma'am, I'm done for now. Bye.

WRAP

Mood:  cool

I am Lucas Reed and the is my vid journal entry.

Dr. Taka:
Decribe anything about yourself.

Lucas:
I'm from America, North Carolina to be exact. I play basketball. I love litrature. I go to Tokyo College. I am dating Lexie James.

Dr. Taka:
How is your relationship with Lexie?

Lucas:
She is a sweet girl. She's smart and caring. She doesn't talk much. Lexie keeps to herself and stays out of trouble. She's a good girl. Except...

Dr. Taka:
Except what?

Lucas:
*Pause* Well... This is journal confidental, right?

Dr. Taka:
That's right.

*Silence*

Lucas:
Well... Lexie has something called Dissociative Identity Disorder. DID for short.

Dr. Taka:
Oh really? How many personalities does she have?

Lucas:
17.

Dr. Taka:
17?

Lucas:
Yes. I never know what I am going to come home to.

Dr. Taka:
Does she know about her condition?

Lucas:
No.

Dr. Taka:
Why not?

Lucas:
I don't want to tell her.

Dr. Taka:
Why not?

Lucas:
She wouldn't believe me if I told her.

Dr. Taka:
Who is the worst one?

Lucas:
Jessica. She is a violent socipath. I'm afraid of her.

Dr. Taka:
It's okay to talk abot it if you like.

Lucas:
I know.

Dr. Taka:
Any closing thoughts?

Lucas:
Not right now. I'm done.

WRAP

Mood:  don't ask

I am Suguru Fujisaki, keyboard player of the band, Bad Luck.

Dr Taka:
Anything you want share at the moment?

Fujisaki:
What's there to say? I play in a band and Seguchi-san is my cousin and benefactor.

Dr. Taka:
How do you get along with others?

Fujisaki:
Okay, I guess. Shindou-san can be annoying at times, but he means well. Nakano-san is kind of cute. I get along with most of my friends.

Dr. Taka:
You get along with everyone just fine?

Fujisaki:
Well, there's one girl that I know that drives me out of my head constantly.

Dr. Taka:
What's her name?

Fujisaki:
Emma Miles.

Dr. Taka:
What about her?

Fujisaki:
*Shakes his head* Miles-chan just drives me insane.

Dr. Taka:
How so?

Fujisaki:
She smokes, drinks, and parties too much. She never takes *anything* seriously. It's all just a huge game to her! Miles-chan doesn't realize that her reckless behavior could kill her or land her in prison. I constantly have to carry her home when she's too high or drunk to walk home by herself.

Dr. Taka:
It shounds like you really do care about her.

Fujisaki:
WHAT?!?

Dr. Taka:
Well, do you?

Fujisaki:
Well, yeah. As a friend...

Dr. Taka:
It's okay to care about someone as a friend.

*Silence*

Fujisaki:
Maybe...

Dr. Taka:
It's okay.

Fujisaki:
I know, I know.

Dr. Taka:
Anything else?

Fujisaki:
Not really.

Dr. Taka:
You sure?

Fujisaki:
Yeah. Can I go now?

Dr. Taka:
Sure.

WRAP