Mood:  irritated

*Ando sits on his bed with puffed up cheeks*

Ando:
She's at it again. Kat's picked up another shithead boyfriend. This time his name is Blake. He's an American. I did some digging on his background.

*Pulls out some papers he had just printed out. Puts on some fake glasses*

Ando:
The guy is an ex-marine. Dishonorably discharged. Multiple arrests for drunk and disorderly conduct, DWIs, possession of illegal drugs, possession with intent to sell, assult, assult and battery, assult with a deadly weapon, criminal mischief, theft, agravited assult, and assulting an officer.

*Slams down the papers and takes off the glasses*

Ando:
Nice one, honey!

*Applause*

Ando:
I'm not the only one that sees this is a bad idea. Grandma, grandpa, and my uncles are trying to break them up. But will Kat listen? No!

*Flops back onto his bed*

Ando:
She doesn't care as long as the sex is so good. Slut!

*Sighs aloud*

WRAP