Mood:  chillin'

*Ando sighs in heavy frustation*

Ando:
No way I'm here!

*Pause*

Ando:
There was Akiko. There was Sakura. And now, there's Ghost. *Shrug* And now, there's Ghost. Wow. You call algerbra or something. But damn, you should have seen me when this girl got freaky. *Sigh* Especially when she...

*Breathe and giggles*

Ando:
Especially when she licked my macadiminas. But, but she was totally nuts! She was using me to get to Shuichi! What the fuck?!? Number one: He's... he's homosexual and number two: He's with Yuki!

*Slaps his knee and sighs*

Ando:
And the true of the matter is, that... that life is no porno and... and a girl should not come between two close friends. I stop myself thinking of girls 24/7 and know practicing the act of tai-kon-do.

*Practices some moves while shouting. Falls off the bed*

*Jumps rope while playing music*

Ando:
*Pant* Girls are bad! Girls are bad!

*Pants*

Ando:
Girls are bad! *Cries* BAD!

*Quits and pants. Takes off headphones and walks over to the camera*

Ando:
Thing is though, it doesn't work. *Pants* Still got a hard on.

*Walks away*

WRAP