Mood:  amorous

*Ando adjusts the camera some*

*Ando steps back and does some push-ups on the floor*

Ando:
98, 99, 100!

*Ando gets off of the ground and sits on his bed*

Ando:
Hello ladies! As you can see... *Pulls back his shirt* I love to take care of my body. Not only do I have bid piles of money, I love poetry. I'm just a lonely simple boy with good looks, great personality, and great clothes. My name Inoue Ando and I'm single.

*Cell phone rings*

Ando:
Excuse me.

*Pulls out his phone and answers it*

Ando:
Hello? Oh, Michiko! You've got to stop calling me like this, you're married now. Aw, don't cry. I still love you, but you have to move on, okay? Goodbye.

*Ando hangs up*

Ando:
Sorry about that, some find it hard to let go. Anyway, I live in Tokyo. And if you have big boo- I mean brains, we can have deep conversations. Deep conversations.

*Cell phone rings again*

Ando:
Excuse me.

*Pulls out his phone and answers it again*

Ando:
Hello? Shuichi! We already did the Michiko thing! You don't call back again!

*Ando panics and moves the camera away*

WRAP