Consparicy Theory-off
Now Playing: Motorhead - Ace Of Spades
Topic: Chat Stupidity
One more updayte tonight... cause i'm Bored.
The following situation happened after i showed ben the Air Killed Kennedy thing from the last entry... then told him to beat it. I call it: The Conspiracy Game!
"Jeff (big Kid with an afro from our school) took a nap and he colored his hair green because he actually wasn’t napping he was passed out from St. Paddy’s day and then a mongoose was on the grassy knoll. But the grounds keeper shot it, then he miss took JFK for a mongoose and he shot at him. But missed and hit the 7up plus bottle who them went and killed JFK"
~Ben
"I think Bob ross killed Kennedy. Except Kennedy wasnt dead. Bob ross just threw red paint at him to make him pretty, and everything got out of hand ..Kennedy was napping He died at the hospital because they shocked him with too many volts and his heart exploded"
~Chris
"The homeless people organized to take out the old people, but then the old people allied themselves with the midgets, but the homeless people got the feminists, but then JFK was all like “hey lets all kill the feminists.” So they did. And then the frogs got angry at the Mexicans, but the Mexicans were to busy eating tacos, and they threw a taco at JFK and JFK got taco sauce on him, and the bulls got free and they chased JFK down the street. And then in the attempt to stop the bulls Rosie O’Donnell tried to eat them but Tom Selic shot at her because he hates her, but who doesn’t, but he missed and hit Chris Farley and Chris Farley fell on JFK and crushed him to death."
~Ben
"Oswald was a Government agent and he was shooting at the guy on the knoll which was actually Ted Kennedy Because he kills girlfriends. And Oswald shot at Ted. But he was a little fucked up, see he had a little drinky drinky beforehand, and he hit Kennedy. Then Ted shot John. Enter Rob Schneider.
Rob, being as hated as he is, wanted to finally fit in and be loved. So he decided to be in the group of shooters."
~Chris
"Wait, I got it, everyone in America was trying to shoot Rob, because he was going to act again, and they all missed and hit JFK."
~Ben
"LET ME FINISH!!
So he hid in a sewer where he met a satanic pigeon who said to him HEY STAR IN THE ANIMAL, IT'S A GOOD IDEA!
But the pigeon's plan failed, because the Animal didn't bring the apocalypse...close though. If only 15 more people had seen it in theatres…but anyways, then the pigeon gave him a gunand Rob shot Kennedy the third time.
Then Marilyn Monroe Possessed that mobster dude and killed Oswald for being a drunk dick."
~Chris
And it kind of died after that.

Monday's gonna suck for you if you happen to have a Mexican slave.
Now Playing: Misfits - We are 138
So on Monday all the illegal aliens plan to go on strike. They’ll skip work and school (hey I might just become illegal for one day!), and protest because they want to be legalized. First off, why, they’re not paying taxes or anything!! Fuck off! Second, what have they done to deserve it? Cross the border illegally? Well, they do assemble Bic mechanical pencils. I’d boycott them but I use them too much. But is that really worth them getting what they want? No, not really.
They say they wont feel they succeeded until “the cities have been shut down.” Good fucking luck! How do you plan to pull that one off. They don’t exactly work in power plants. And they wont effect much of anyone. Some people might ACTUALLY have to go through the burden of taking care of their own kids, mowing their own lawn and, god forbid, cleaning their own house. OH NO!
And they say they wont buy American products. Well no shit. They’re not going to work. What are they going to buy with their $3 slave wages that allow them get them jobs before real Americans.
Plus if, say, some pissed off hillbilly white dude hits one, they WILL riot. So watch your ass. I’m not worried, there’s about 20 illegal aliens in the state of PA, I’m more worried about them old people. They’re evil. And that air. it’s evil I tell you.. No good at all. That whole letting us breathe, it’s a plot. Proof: Where’s your precious air when you’re stuck in an air tight room. That’s right, mocking you. Plus the air killed Kennedy. Who else could shoot him from 3 differnet directions? Thats righ, no one, only the air. Kennedy was going to reveal the airs evil plot to set off nukes all over the world. But I digress.
But if they do riot, I’ll love it, because they’ll DEFINATLY not be wanted here, and they wont get their precious rights. They’ll get a consolation prize. Deportation. Good. In case you didn’t notice, I’m not fond of them. I don’t mind Mexicans, but come in legally you dick. (click here for more on my hatred). Well that’s it. I’m going to have the site updated on Sunday because my illegal slaves will be on strike. (That’s a joke… but I’m seriously updating it early.)

The Nintendo... Wii?! WTF?!
Now Playing: Halloween ~ Misfits
Topic: Pretty pissed...
Nintendo has finally named the Revolution. Yes. Excited? Cause they called it the Wii. Said like we. Did that shatter your dreams too?
I heard about the name today. It was on TV, it went something like this:
And Nintendo has finally named their new system *Heart skips and head snaps up from his new Nintendo Power* They're calling it the Wii "You're fucking with me!" *TV dude begins explaining the name* *Chris' dreams shattered, throws Nintendo Power across the room* "THATS STUPID!!" (Insert day off being ruined here).
Yup. I hate it so much and whoever thought of that needs to be tortured. I hope to god it's changed before it's released. It's highly unlikely, but maybe they?ll some to their senses... I miss the codename. I thought they had a winner on their hands too, but they went and messed it up.
The Nintendo Wii. God that sucks. The Revolution. It had a powerful, strong name. A name that meant change. HEY WERE GONNA FUCKING CHANGE THE INDUSTY BUD! Wii. That sounds like what a 5-year-old calls a piss. MOMMY I GOTTA WII! God damn them.
Maybe it's something 'wii' can get used to (damn the situation made the lame pun lamer) can get used to it. Maybe if we say "Wii" over and over it'll be cool. I still have high hopes for the Wii. But they better not fuck the system up like the name.
But hey, sony, by all means, fell free to call PS3 the PUU.
It's not all bad news though, the DS is scheduled for a New Zelda game. The Phantom Hourglass. Yay, another new one to push back.. and back... and back. If you don?t like the Wind Waker graphics, however, walk away. Now. DO IT. FUCK YOU.
*sigh* Thanks for shattering my dreams Nintendo. I'm done.

About an article
Topic: Lassie Extreme
I'm sure someone will ask me about Extreme Lassie (in June Updates) Basically, it comes from the idea tat not long ago there was a (flop) Lassie movie... yes the dog... inwhich they tried to kind of make it seem more extreme. More TO THE MAX. LASSIE TO THE MAX MAN! LASSIE EXTREME MOTHERFUCKER. I'll stop now.
But basically, they added a more hardcore soundtrack including Alice in Chains' Man in the Box. There was more action added (Interesting note, i almost typed asses... which discribes th people who made this piece of shit)and more deadly positions for the chaicters.Yup. It flopped. And that makes me happy.
Hey sean, I think you just got your rant you fat motherfucker. Stop smoking on the track. It's bad, mmmk?
I'm off to link this to the June page then...
...Fucking june.. I'm already working on June... Damn it.
~Chris

4-18-06: Blog made
Time to do something I never did on MySpace: Post!
Today we got a Blog up for the site, and I'm editing the mainpage to link to the bastard.
So fuck you.
I'll also be adding anything ben wants me to add along the way.
~Chris

Window lickers is my phrase, I’m awesome!
~Ben

Ben will probably have more to say later, but I'm to lazy to wait. Or give a shit.
~Chris

EDIT: I just thought of something. If anyone knows of a place I can upload a huge zip file, tell me here or on the Forum.
~Chris