The Nintendo... Wii?! WTF?!Now Playing: Halloween ~ Misfits
Topic: Pretty pissed...
Nintendo has finally named the Revolution. Yes. Excited? Cause they called it the Wii. Said like we. Did that shatter your dreams too?
I heard about the name today. It was on TV, it went something like this:
And Nintendo has finally named their new system *Heart skips and head snaps up from his new Nintendo Power* They're calling it the Wii "You're fucking with me!" *TV dude begins explaining the name* *Chris' dreams shattered, throws Nintendo Power across the room* "THATS STUPID!!" (Insert day off being ruined here).
Yup. I hate it so much and whoever thought of that needs to be tortured. I hope to god it's changed before it's released. It's highly unlikely, but maybe they?ll some to their senses... I miss the codename. I thought they had a winner on their hands too, but they went and messed it up.
The Nintendo Wii. God that sucks. The Revolution. It had a powerful, strong name. A name that meant change. HEY WERE GONNA FUCKING CHANGE THE INDUSTY BUD! Wii. That sounds like what a 5-year-old calls a piss. MOMMY I GOTTA WII! God damn them.
Maybe it's something 'wii' can get used to (damn the situation made the lame pun lamer) can get used to it. Maybe if we say "Wii" over and over it'll be cool. I still have high hopes for the Wii. But they better not fuck the system up like the name.
But hey, sony, by all means, fell free to call PS3 the PUU.
It's not all bad news though, the DS is scheduled for a New Zelda game. The Phantom Hourglass. Yay, another new one to push back.. and back... and back. If you don?t like the Wind Waker graphics, however, walk away. Now. DO IT. FUCK YOU.
*sigh* Thanks for shattering my dreams Nintendo. I'm done.