Now It Time For: CUNT OF THE WEEK
Now Playing: Misfits - American Psycho
Topic: Cunt Of The Week
With the number of dumbasses in the world, I think it’s safe to assume the apocalypse will soon be upon us. That’s my theory. Proof?
So some crazy fucking psycho bitch is suing Kellogg’s and Nickelodeon for… guess… I you said making sweet and sugary foods look fun, you’re a fucking winner.
She’s suing Kellogg’s for making sugary cereals like say.. Trix, look fun. Having cartoon characters and making the kids look like they’re having a good time. So basically she’s a health nut psycho bitch. Well guess what you cunt, I have more fun eating Trix then you’re pussy fucking wheat square bullshit. Go shove something up your ass and stop suing my food organizations.
And that’s not all folks, she’s suing Nickelodeon for SHOWING THE COMMERCIALS DURING CHILDRENS PROGRAMMING. WHAT THE FUCK?! They HAVE to because they get MONEY from showing commercials, and when are they GOING to show it? Nick at Nite when all the old people put on nick so they reminisce to all their 80’s shows? I don’t think they’ll be buying any Fruit Loops.
Then she wants to sue any company that puts famous cartoon characters on the boxes. So lets say Fruit Loops puts Spongebob Squarepants on their box. Lawsuit. And she wants to sue Fruity Pebbles for having Fred Flintstone for a mascot! Can you believe this bitch?
And do you know the main reason for her suit?
Because when she taker her kid shopping she wants to buy the cereals. WHAT THE FUCK, THE WORLD HAS TO CHANGE BECAUSE YOU’RE A CUNT AND YOUR KID WANTS UNHEALTHY CEREAL! SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! YOU MAKE ME SICK! You REALLY think that’s worth a lawsuit? Burn in hell you slutbag! Don’t take the bitch shopping then. I mean just refuse to buy it, are you that dumb, you say “No” and walk away. Goddamn. Fucking bitch.