(In the bathroom-)
Clown- No, don't!
(In the car-)
Johnathan- This is a song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singin it forever just because this is a song...(continues)
Greg- (the Cable Guy is hanging on his shoulder, Greg desperatly trying to get him off) You just can't let it go, can you?
Amy- Nope.
Chloe- Thanks for inviting us though.
Johnathan- Yep, it was fun.
Amy- I'm glad. And your welcome. It was fun. I'll see you guys at school Monday then, right?
Julianne- Unfourtunatly.
(Everyone says goodbye. The Cable Guy walks over to Amy and sobs on her shoulder.)
Amy- Oh, you poor baby...
Cable Guy- He left me...*sniffle*
Amy- Awww....don't cry, leave. Get out of my house. Go! (pushes him out)
Cable Guy- I could buy you a Hienekin!
(We hear the door slam)
(Amy is bent over trying to unclog the toilet.)
Amy- What the heck could be clogging this thing up?
(We hear a plop from the toilet. Amy thinks shes got it so she goes to flush the toilet.)
(Amy is startled.)
Amy- What are you doing in my toilet!?
Clown- Bakin a cake...what do you think I'm doing?!
Amy- I think the obvious answer would be,I have no clue!
Clown- I'm lookin for a little boys house.
Amy- You wanna come out and have a cup of coffee?
Clown- I can't drink coffee unless its decaf. I have high blood pressure.
Amy- My father had that!!
Clown- Did he really? Imagine that...
(He gets out but we do not see him get out.)
Amy- You heading for a party or something?
Clown- Something like that...(grins evilly at the camera)
Amy- Where is it? Maybe I can help you out.
Clown- (pulls out a wet piece of paper and reads it) 1307 Elm street. Is this it?
Amy- No, this is 1330 Elm street. 1307 is just a block away.
Clown- Thank you ever so much.
Amy- Can I ask you a question? Why the toilet? I mean, its not exactly the most hospitable means of transportation.
Clown- Lets just say its part of the 'act', okay?
Amy- Well, I'm glad I could help you out, Mr....
Clown- Uh, It. Just It.
Amy- Mr. It. Okay, well, I hope you make that party on time.
Clown- Me too, his parents will be home in about 30 minutes and it's supposed to be a surprise.
Amy- (alittle confused) Okay. Bye.
(The Clown waves goodbye as he exits the house. Amy grins.)
Amy- What a sweet man...
(No one is smiling or showing any signs of happiness.)
Julianne- Put a sock in it, Johnathan!
Greg- Yeah, come on, man...
Johnathan- Hmm, lemme think about it...uh, NO. (sings louder)
Chloe- I can't wait to get home.
Johnathan- I love me, I love me, were a happy split personality...(sings some more)
(Suddenly, they feel a bump underneath the car. No one can believe it.)
Melissa- No...way...
Greg- I can't believe you just did that!
Johnathan- Apparently, whatever song that thing was singin', has ended. (lifts lip and impersonates Elvis) Thank you very much.
Julianne- Oh, I wanna die.
(Greg gets out, looks through the windshield and shakes his head.)
Greg- Dude, you ran over the same animal! Thats the 3rd time!
Johnathan- Hey, at least I got repitition down, right? (Tries swaying thier minds. Is not happening.) Well, might as well hit him one more time, huh? (presses the accelerator)
Hahahaha...
(Everyone complains. The car conitnues hitting the dead animal but his foot off the accelerator. He stares confused.)
Julianne- Cut it out!
Melissa- This is inhumane!
Johnathan- Its not me anymore! I only hit him once! See? (swings his legs over, hitting Gregs. Greg groans.)
(Everyone gets quite, trying to figure this out.)
What happens to them? Wait for the next chapter and see!!!
