Here it is!

Chloe- It's probably just a flesh wound.

Julianne- Yeah, I suppose. Johnathan doesn't have that great of aim anyway.

(chuckles) Melissa- (looks over car hood) Its arms off!

Chloe- No! It isn't?! Poor thing...

Julianne- He's probably had worse.

(Chloe and Melissa look at Julianne like shes crazy)

Melissa- Well, at least now we can correctly say he's dead.

Johnathan pops up besides the car window, a stuffed animal in his hand (supposed to be the one he hit) that is all mangled and bloody. The girls freak out. He is laughing.)

(Adlib- Perhaps the character kisses it, shocking the audience by doing something you normally wouldn't do to roadkill.)

Julianne- Your one sick puppy, you know that Johnathan?

(Johnathan smiles and gets in the car)

Johnathan- I thought he was kinda hot, considering being run over. (holds it up to Chloe's face, making kissy sounds) You think?

(Chloe screams)

Melissa- Wheres Greg?

(We see Johnathan toss the roadkill out the window then lick something off his fingers)

Johnathan- How should I know? I'm not his babysitter. Chloe- You were just with him, so how could you not know where he is?

Johnathan- If your so darn concerned, why don't you go and find him yourself?

Julianne- Chloe, he is your boyfriend. Just go and look.

Melissa- It's getting darker out. Could we maybe speed things up?

Johnathan- Don't get your panties in a bunch, Miss. We'll make Amy's party.

(The girls are grossed out by his reference to panties and pretend to gag, loud enough for him to hear)

Chloe- You know what? I could use some air. Wait for me, I'll be back in a sec.

Johnathan- Beware of the corn people.

Chloe- (hanging on the door) Corn people, Johnathan? Grow up. Really.

(He grins to himself as she shuts the door.)

Julianne- Corn people?

Johnathan- Like it? Got it off the top of my head.

(The girls scoff.)

Melissa- Could've fooled me.

Johnathan- What?

Melissa- I didn't know you had a head.

(He scoffs and shifts in his seat a few times, beaten by her remark)

(Beside the cornfield-)

Chloe- Greg? Come on honey, we're gonna be late for Amy's party.

(A rustle in the cornfield is heard) Chloe- Greg?

(Chloe walks closer. The camera spins around her)

Greg-(indistinct) In here...

(The camera stops in front of the cornfield, a small pathway already made)(Chloe groans)

(Back in the car-)

Julianne- One of us should go and see if they're okay.

Johnathan- Good idea. Get going, Julia.

Melissa- I think she meant you, Johnathan.

(Julianne has a disgusted expression on her face)

Johnathan- (stretches his arms and legs) No, I'm comfy. You go.

Melissa- No! Your stronger than us. If someone has them, we'd never be able to get em back.

Johnathan- (checks his muscles) Yeah, I am strong, ain't I?

Julianne- Nevermind, Melissa. They'll be back soon.

Johnathan- Told ya.

Melissa- Unless the dreaded corn people get em, right John-boy?

(Johnthan sits quietly, beaten by her sarcasm again)

(In the cornfield-)

Chloe- (panting) Greg? Where are you!?

(No answer)

Chloe- Greg, c'mon, this isn't funny!!

greg- (closer than last time) Look over here...

(Chloe turns towards the voice only to come face to face with a teletubby doll, magic marker blood dripping from its obvioulsy drawn on fangs.)

Doll- (in a squeaky voice) Yummy.

(Chloe screams and begins beating at it, fists rolled. Suddenly, Greg pops up, laughing. Chloe begins to beat on him now, the teletubby doll dropped to the ground. A chase ensues.)

Greg- Ow! Ow! Ow!

(In the car-)

Johnathan- (leaning out his rolled down window) You hear sumptin?

Melissa- (rolls her eyes) No...

(Julianne rolls her window down and listens)

Melissa- Ooo, maybe its the fearsome corn people making a scrumptous snack of our dear friends...go check it out, Johnathan.

(Johnathan laughs nervously, a grin on his face)

Julianne- Besides your bickering, I think I do hear something.

(They all now listen intently.)

Johnathan- (starts laughing) Sounds like Chloe's beating the crap outta Greg...(laughs some more) I told him he'd get it if he tried scaring her.

(The girls sit back comfortably and scoff.)

(We see Chloe and Greg walk back up to the car and get in.)

Johnathan- Well, well, well, look who decided to show?

Chloe- Stuff it, Johnathan. I'm not in the mood. (she takes out a pocket mirror and fixes her hair.)

(Johnathan quickly mocks her then starts the car up again.)

(After driving alittle bit, the car hurdles over something hard in the road. Everyone groans.)

Johnathan- Oops.

(Greg looks at him like, 'oops?'.)

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