Appeasing The All-
We at the Potato God Worship Center know how hard it is, in this day and age, to get together the financial resources, as well as the time, to make a proper sacrifice to The Potato. In order to better serve you, the average worshipper, we have created an on-line sacrifice mechanism.
Just click on the link below, and we will have a team of highly skilled Peruvian employees take care of the hassle and expense, not to mention the blood and sub-zero temperatures, of sacrificing to The Potato. And best of all, thanks to generous cash donations we've recieved, it's completely FREE!!
The Potato demands a sacrifice!!!! Make a Sacrifice! Contact the Pope: firstname.lastname@example.org
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