Appeasing The All-
Seeing Vegetable

Bill Clinton: The Potato is angry! Appease Him now, before it's too late!

We at the Potato God Worship Center know how hard it is, in this day and age, to get together the financial resources, as well as the time, to make a proper sacrifice to The Potato. In order to better serve you, the average worshipper, we have created an on-line sacrifice mechanism.

Just click on the link below, and we will have a team of highly skilled Peruvian employees take care of the hassle and expense, not to mention the blood and sub-zero temperatures, of sacrificing to The Potato. And best of all, thanks to generous cash donations we've recieved, it's completely FREE!!

The Potato demands a sacrifice!!!!

Make a Sacrifice!

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