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Ok... so u found my page. I dont have any pics up here yet but there will be in the next week or so, so stay tuned. I dont have anything to show u but i have stuff to say so listen up !
Ok.. i'll start this off just by giving u a little 4-1-1 on Joe Bananas. I was born and raised on the Hess Side of my town. I like my cars fast, my women hot, and my alcohol hard. U may have seen me cruising the streets in my Monte or Nikkz's Maxima. Hahahaha.. i remember the one day we were at May Fair in Nikkz's minivan and i tried to hit a stop sign with a can of Beast and hit the friggin' windshield instead.. oooops.. that's a whole other story. I go to PSU LV but i'll be moving to Happy Valley in the fall so I'll be reunited with my doggies soon. I used to play sports but now i just lift. I'm also part of the Department of Defense... more like Offense.. all the gov't does is instigate shit... i hate the gov't but they give me $$ for school so that's ok. I used to be a square back in high school.. i guess u could say i was undercover. The true me didnt come out until the influence of the DPG's kicked in. so if u thought that u knew who i was back in high school...forget it.. that wasn't me. this page is intended to let real me be know.. SO IF YA DONT KNOW, NOW YA KNOW !!
As u probably already know, i got popped for DUI. I go to court next week for that so we'll see what the hell happens with that. One thing is for sure, i'll have more time to work on the page since i wont be driving around. The Macungie cops.... SHhheessshhh.. that has to be the most ridiculous law enforcement agency on the planet. They dont do anything except harass the common man. Speackingof that... its time for a list...
Things i hate
- the police, they dont like me and i dont like them
- sorostitutes and fagternities..... What isssss thissssss??
- people who drive with their turn signals on for like 4 miles before they realized THAT'S why i was flashing my lights at them
- superficial bahu's who think that their shit dont stink... it sure smess from where i'm standing
- the media... can anyone one orginization be more biased??
- politicians... the only thing they r good for is target practice
- those muffler resonators that look like coffee cans that trendy asses put on their little rice burners so that it sounds "cool"... total waste of $$
- the police
- not getting any
- food that needs preparation before its safe to eat
- VD false alarms... hahahaha.. nope, cant burn me
- people, especially girls that talk just so that u can listen to them
- people who dont hold fidelity as one of the most important aspects of a relationship.... if u cheat on a dog, we'll shit on your grass
Ok, ok, ok.. enough with the negativity.. time for some stuff that i do like
Things i like
- alcohol
- eating food that someone else made for me
- unselfishness
- getting some
- coming home to Happy Valley.. i cant go there enough
- pasta
- tank tops and daisy dukes
- nice legs... Ulti saabs... UUUUuuuuggghhhhh..no way
- sleeping.. sleep is highly under-rated
- lifting