This is some stuff about me.
Hi, My name is Chris
and this is my web site. I was born in a faraway land where my father was
king. I knew that one day I would be king and couldn't wait. My girlfriend
and I would romp about having fun. One day we wandered just a little too far
and ended up ina very bad part of town. We were almost killed by a bunch
of neighborhood thugs, but luckily, my father showed up in the nick of time
and fiercly fought them away. Soon after that, I accidentally had my father
trampled as he was coming to my rescue. Overwhelmed with grief and fearing
punishment, I fled. During my travels I made new friends, sang songs, ate
bugs, and was assured no worries for the rest of my days. Then one day,
I ran into my old girlfriend. She wanted me back and said my mother was
screwed up and needed help. I still had no plans to return home until I
met this guy who looked like Benson with face paint - and he carried a big
stick. This guy was whacked, but somehow convinced me to go home and be king.
Upon my return, I found the old neighborhood looking kind of shabby. Then
I found out that I didn't kill my father at all. It was my uncle. Needless
to say, I was pretty mad. I proceeded to do battle with my evil uncle and
banish him from the neighborhood forever but in the end his thugs turned
on him and ate him for breakfast. After that I married my high school sweetheart
and had a son. Desperately needing a job to support my new wife and child,
I started working at Chick-Fil-A for all the chicken and fruit punch I could
stuff down my shorts. Soon my scam was discovered and rather than firing
me my boss graciously started to pay me as well as letting me smuggle home
food. Then the aliens got me for about a year where I was subjected to various
physical examinations and mental tests. But they sent me back and that is
where I am now.
Running above is Heratio's dog, Chip.
Speak Chip.
Come on Chip Speak.
OK roll over Chip.
I Said Roll Over Chip!
OK Run back and forth Chip.
Good Dog!
But seriously...
My name really is Chris
aka. Doc Brown, "A really fun guy" (Thanks again Holly, you'll always be
my one true love), Jedi Master, Spanky and Bryan. I am a man of many names
but before all else I guess I AM A CHRISTIAN!! And there's nothing that can
make someone's life more complete than knowing that you have a future after
life. If you wanna find out about my faith click on the link below to see
a page that'll walk you through the basics and E-Mail me or leave me note
in my guest book if you've got questions. Or if you have AOL Instant Messenger,
you can find me as YLChrisMcB. Many thanks are due for my web page to
M.C.C.C. for free internet access, my buddy
Tim who helped me develop it, and
Aaron way out in Pittsburgh who told me about this cool Angelfire thing.
:-) I'm twenty-two years old, I love movies, and TV.
My favorite movies are:
Back to the Future (In case you
couldn't figure that out from the name of my page)
ER (I don't really like Carrie as a lesbian though)
Friends
Drew Carey (People tell me that in a few years I will complete
my metamorphosis into Drew Carey)
I kind of like
cars but I don't even pretend to know how they work (if I have any problems
I'll ask Joe), I just like the way sports cars look. I want a 1994 or greater
mustang
convertible, preferably red if any one out there has a spare they want
to give me. :-) This being the internet and all I am contractually obligated
to publish all details of my love life for public consumption so here goes.
Girls are cool, they just hate me. I like them, they don't like me.
Bygons . So I guess that's all there is to say about me. Check out
my cool links below, sign my guestbook and have a nice day.<><
