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Buffy Quotes 
Buffy: See, that's my secret to attracting men. You know, it's simple, really. You slap 'em around a bit, you torture 'em, you make their lives a living hell, and sure, the nice guys, they'll run away, but every now and then you'll come across a real prince of a guy like Spike who gets off on it. Anya: We're just kinda thrown by the, you having sex with Spike.
Angel: Why are you riding me?
Kendra: Who are you?
Buffy: I'm suffering the afterness of a bad night of... badness.
Glory: "You lost your hammer, Sweetcheeks. What're you gonna hit me with now?"
(wrecking ball comes through wall and into her)
Customer: I need something for a prosperity spell. I heard you have it? A mummy hand?
"Now, we can do this the hard way, or...well, actually, there's just the hard way." Buffy: "You're my friend! You're my Xander-shaped friend!" Buffy: "You're not like other boys at all. You are totally and completely one of the girls!" Giles: "I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth
century, and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show."
Giles: "If your identity as a Slayer is revealed, it could put you and all those around you in grave danger."
Buffy: "A cranky Slayer is a careless Slayer." Buffy: "Clark Kent has a job. I just want to go on a date." Buffy: "If the Apocalypse comes, beep me." Buffy: "So, you've been seeing a guy, but you don't know what he looks like. Okay, this is a puzzle. No, wait, I'm good at these. Does it involve a midget and a block of ice?" Buffy: "This guy could be anybody. He could be weird or crazy or old or...he could be a circus freak--he's probably a circus freak!"
Buffy: "He's boyfriendly?" Buffy: "Wow, I had knowledge!" Buffy: "My spider sense is tingling."
Miss Calendar: "You're here again? You kids really dig the library, don't you?"
Buffy: "Tell me the truth. How's my hair?"
Buffy: "Okay, so a powerful demon with horns is walking around Sunnydale, and nobody's noticed?" Buffy: "So much for 'delete file'." Buffy: (to Giles)"Here's a tip: hurry!" Willow: "Buffy killed a vampire last night."
Buffy: "So, is this a social call? It is kinda' late...or, well, it is for me, anyway. What is it for you, lunch hour?"
Willow: "Angel stopped by? Wow! Was there...well, I mean...was it having to do with kissing?"
Buffy: "Cordelia, your mouth is open. Sound is coming from it. This is never good."
Buffy: "Look, Angel, I'm sorry if I was supposed to spend the summer mooning over you, but I didn't. I moved on...to the living." Buffy: "You know, being stalked isn't really a big turn-on for girls." Buffy: "You also might wanna' avoid words like 'amenable' and 'indecorous'. You know? Speak English, not whatever they speak in, uh..."
Buffy: "And she's the only woman we've ever seen actually speak to you. Buffy: Add it up and it all spells 'Duh!'" Buffy: "Uh, sorry to interrupt, Willow, but it's the bat signal." Willow: "Love makes you do the wacky."
Xander: "You know, this might go a lot faster if you femmes actually picked up a shovel, too."
Buffy: "And he broke Cordy's heart? Thus possibly proving its existence." Xander: "So if both coffins are empty, that makes three girls
signed up for the army of zombies."
Anya: “I can't stop thinking about you. Sometimes, in my dreams, you're all naked." Anya: "Sexual intercourse. I've said it, like, a dozen times. I think it's the secret to getting you out of my mind. Putting you behind me. Behind me figuratively. I'm thinking face-to-face for the event itself." Anya: "Oh, I have condoms. Some are black." Anya: "Bunnies frighten me." Anya: "To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrifice. With pie." Anya: "All you care about is lots of orgasms." Willow: “Well you know how it is with a spakin’ new boyfriend”
Anya: “I’m going describe an adjective with accurate but misleading clues and you’re going try to guess what it is” Anya: “What? Why are you smiling? That’s inappropriate”
Anya: “Technically it’s a not a price, it’s a gift of purchase” Anya: “Did I look like that? I hope I didn’t look like that” Dawn: “I say we go with the small bone eaters.”
Dawn: “I could drive faster and I can’t even drive” Anya: “She’s right. A snail could drive faster, a snail driving a car very slowly” Anya: “I’ll bet you experience some dry mouth-fire?” when Dawn breathed fire Anya: “Spike! What are you doing? You made me yell in a really high voice!” Anya: “Alternate realities are neat” Buffy: “Doesn’t it seem strange to you that Jonathan is good at everything?”
Buffy takes Jonathan’s book from Anya
Xander: “Its all… ‘Xander got fired by Starbucks, Xander got fired by that phone sex line’”
Anya: “Slap my hand now!”
Anya: “Xander, get up. You wanted to check the boards at the unemployment office today. You can’t go like that. They won’t even interview you if you’re naked” Anya: "Are you still upset about that fight you had with your friends? It was hours ago” Anya: “Wait, where’s the humorous conclusion?” Anya: “Hey little girl! We’re gonna have fun, fun, fun! I brought Monopoly, Clue, and oooh! The Game of Life!” Anya: “Can I trade in the children for more cash?” Anya: “I liked it better the other way. Put him back” Anya: “Do I get paid overtime for this?” re: research Anya: “Thank-you. We thank-you for your patronage” Anya: “We just helped her move this stuff in last week” sees Buffy “Oh and it was fun” Xander: “I still can’t believe you’re giving up the sweet corner suite”
Anya: "We have to bring presents, right? I mean birthdays are present days?” Anya: “I’m a workin’ gal” Anya: “Xander, she’s talking to Giles like I’m not here again, make her stop” Anya: “The land of trolls, he’ll like it there, full of trolls” Anya: “In case we need them, I’m getting all the things you stole” Anya: “You got this apartment?”
Anya: “Gun! He’s got my gun!”
Anya: “Are you stupid or something?” Xander: “Just once I’d like to run into a cult of bunny worshippers”
Anya: “I’ve never had to afford things before. It’s making me bitter” Xander: “Please go just go replaced with have a nice day”
Willow: “Does this look right to you?”
Anya: “This is extremely suspenseful” Anya: “Kill current demons right? Current demons?” Buffy: “..and a thousand year old demon” Anya: “You’re a demon, Willow?” Willow: “You know what they say, the bigger they are-“
Anya: “You make a very pretty little girl” Anya: “Not a piano, but hey” Anya: “He doesn’t travel well. He’s like fine shrimp” Anya: "Ooh, snacks! The secret to any successful migration” Anya: “That’s right, foreigner” To Giles Anya: “Do we know where we’re going yet?” Anya: “One that doesn’t involve sharp knives and a Winnebago?” Anya: “Totally un-American. I’m gunna make those foggies buy something” Anya: “You can sleep with me. Well that came out a lot more lesbian than it sounded in my head” Anya: “Does anyone feel that?”
Anya: “Where are we gunna put D’Hoffryn?” Anya: “Like pudding, right? Rice or Tapioca?” Xander: “If we don’t find out how it was done-“ Anya: “She’s pudding” Anya: “Tell her about the pudding!” Anya: “Here to help, wanna live” Anya: “You’re proposing to me because we’re all going to die?!” Anya: "Okay, a man walks into the office of a doctor. He's wearing on his head... there's a duck, is that right? Quiet, you'll miss the humourous conclusion! Then the duck tells the doctor that there's a man attached to his ass. See it was the duck, not the man who spoke." 
Buffy: “Giles, do you have Jonathan’s swim suit calendar?”
Giles: “Pardon?” Giles: “Well, piffle! Let’s move on" Willow: “It’s a gourd”
Giles: “Spike is like a son to me” Buffy: “Giles, are you breaking up with your car?”
Giles: “This is exactly the same except people pay for the stuff they never return” Buffy: “How bored were you last night”
Buffy: “How bad did you hurt him?”
Giles: “I said my dear lord” Giles: “Your hey’s are startling the customers” Dawn: “Check out all the magic junk”
Giles: “Would someone please rip that bloody bell off its hinges?” Buffy: “Supplies like food, water, and maybe a compass?”
Giles: “Now the Bay City Rollers, that’s music”
Buffy: "Does it every get easy?"
Giles: "No its a trick in my mind-they make me see things I want"
Giles: "Buffy, you have a sacred birth right to protect mankind. Don't stick out your elbow." Giles: "I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the 12th century, and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show." Giles: "I had very definite plans about my future. I was going to be a fighter pilot. Or possibly a grocer." Giles: "Things involving the computer fill me with a childlike terror. Now, if it were a nice ogre or some such, I'd be more in my element." Giles: "Don't taunt the fear demon." Giles: "It could be one of your prophetic dreams or it could be the eternal mystery that is your brain." Giles: "Tweed. Better than Kevlar." Xander: Yo! G-man! What's up?
Xander: How could you let her go?
Willow: Our friends are in trouble. Now we have to put our heads together and get them out of it. And if you two aren't with me one hundred and ten percent then GET THE HELL OUT OF MY LIBRARY! Willow: You two are the two who are the two. I'm the other one. Willow: It's horrible. That's me as a vampire? I mean I'm so evil and skanky and I think I'm kind of gay. Willow: Well we try not to get killed. That's part of our whole mission statement. Don't get killed. Willow: Uh oh, daddy's home. I'm in wicked trouble now. Willow: Now I get to be the slayer. Willow: No mortal person has ever had this much power. Willow: And there's no-one in the world that has the power to stop me now. Willow: You know what, Buffy, I get it now. Being the slayer, it's not about the violence. It's about the power. Willow: "He was a curator at some British museum, or, or The British Museum, I'm not sure. But he knows everything, and he brought all these historical volumes and biographies, and am I the single dullest person alive?" Willow: "Well, when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool, or, or witty, or at all. I-I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away." Willow: "Did you ever notice though, when he's mad, but he's too English to say anything, he makes that weird cluck-cluck sound with his tongue?" Vamp Willow: "Bored now. Daytime is the worst. Cooped up for hours. Can't hunt. But the Master said I could play. Isn't that fun, puppy? Aw, puppy's being all quiet." Willow: "A doodle. I do doodle. You too. You do doodle, too." Willow: "Mom, how would you know what I can do? I mean, the last time we had a conversation over three minutes, it was about the patriarchal bias of the Mister Rogers Show." Willow: "Mom, I'm not acting out, I'm a witch. I can make pencils float. And I can summon the four elements. Okay, two, but four soon. And I'm dating a musician! I worship Beelzebub. I do his biddings. Do you see any goats around? No, because I sacrificed them!" Willow: "It's just, in high school, knowledge was pretty much frowned upon. You really had to work to learn anything. But here, the energy, the collective intelligence... It's like this force, this penetrating force, and I can just feel my mind opening up, you know, and letting this place just thrust into and- and spurt knowledge into... That sentence ended up in a different place than it started out in." Willow: "Buffy wouldn't just take off. That's just not in her nature. Except for that one time she disappeared for several months and changed her name, but there were circumstances then." Willow: "My name is Veruca. I'm in a band." "Oh, I'm Oz. I'm in a band, too. Oh, and this is Will." "Oh, how fun, a groupie." Groupie! Buff, have you heard of this Veruca chick - dresses like Faith, voice like an albatross?" Willow: "She has a stuffed piggy named Mr. Gordo, loves Ice Capades without the irony, and she's dragging me to a party tonight at Lowell House." Willow: "I'd just like to float something bigger then a pencil someday!" Willow: "Bunch of Blessed wannabes." Willow: "I think you missed something about the whole poop-head principle." Willow: "We used to date, but we broke up. He stole my Barbie. We were Five." Willow: “Weird books with weird covers like... Magic for Beginners… ooo” Willow: “She’s fine. She’s normal. She used to go to bed all the time” Willow: “We kill the beastie. Everything’s good and we’re rollin’ in puppies” Willow: “Buffy insides, Faith outsides, they were all inside out and in” Willow: “I can be dramatic. to Ms. Kitty Fantastico You cannot have more catnip! You have a catnip problem!” Willow: “Witch stuff? What exactly do you mean by ‘witch stuff’?” Willow: "Great, I'll give Xander a call. What's his number? Oh yeah, 1-800-IM-DATING-A-SKANKY-HO." Willow: “You two were the two who were the two and I was just the other one” Willow: “This thing looks pretty good considering you drove it overseas” Willow: “No candles? Well I brought one, extra flamy” Willow: “I dunno, some kinda uranium constructing spell?” Willow: “As long as we don’t get blown up or nothin’” Willow: “Diabolical, yet gross” Willow: “Oh I decrypted them, well they kinda decrypted themselves, but they’re decrypted” Willow: “It’s like you’re blackmailing the government, in a patriotic way” Willow: “Why is there a cowboy guy in Death of a Salesman anyway?” Willow: “He’s not a ball of sunshine” Willow: “I found a spell which makes you not smell anything but it involves taking you’re nose off” Willow: “Think of a spell, something reveal-y” Willow: “We can’t call Buffy. I wanna call Buffy” Willow: “Hmm…maybe with a chewy demon centre like ours” Willow: “Where’s your hat and cloak?” Willow: “Thank-you kind proprietor” Willow: “Aww...I feel like a witch in a magic shop” Willow: “We can make a game outta it. A very quite game, about being a lump” Willow: “I mean, all my potions come out soup” Willow: “A good Sunnydale rule, don’t invite pale men with capes in” Willow: “Don’t hurt the horsies!” Willow: “We need to talk, well we are talking, well I’m talking and you’re kinda lookin at me funny” Willow: “Betcha by golly wow” Willow: “How you doing post-invisibleness?” Willow: “We’ll solve this, just don’t have another coma, ok?” Willow: “I know you, you’re the first original slayer that tried killing us all in our dreams. Shrugs How have you been?” Willow: “I could use some courage” Spike offers her alcohol “The real kind, but thanks” Xander 
Xander: "You know, Buffy, Spring Fling just isn't any dance. It's a time for students to choose, um, a mate. And then we can observe their mating rituals, and tag them before they migrate...just kill me!" Xander: "Oh, man, its Nazi Germany, and I've got Playboys in my locker." Xander: "I don't know about you, but I'm gonna go trade my cow for some beans. No one else is seeing the funny here." Xander: "Basically, I got as far as Oxnard, and the engine fell out of my car. And that was literally. So, I ended up washing dishes at the fabulous "Ladies Night" club for about a month and a half while I tried to pay for the repairs. No one really bothered me, or even spoke to me, until one night when one of the male strippers called in sick, and no power on this earth will make me tell you the rest of that story. Suffice to say I traded my car in for one that wasn't entirely made of rust, came trundling back home to the arms of my loving parents, where everything was exactly as it was except I sleep in the basement, and I have to pay rent. How's college?" Xander: "Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to anger. No, wait, hold on. Fear leads to hate, hate leads to the dark side. Hold on, no... First you get the women, then you get the money, then you... Okay, can we forget that?" Xander: "When it's dark, and I'm all alone, and I'm scared or freaked out or whatever, I always think - "What would Buffy do?" You're my hero. Okay, sometimes when it's dark, and I'm all alone, I'd think, "What is Buffy wearing?" Xander: "Whoa, Giles has a TV. Everybody, Giles has a TV! He's shallow like us!" Xander: "You know, I don't know what everyone's talking about. That outfit doesn't make you look like a hooker." Xander: “Is every frat on this campus haunted? If so, why do people keep coming to these parties? It’s not the snacks” Xander (about Giles’ singing): “Umm..can we go back to the haunted house? Cause this is creeping me out” Xander: “Oh yah lady!? You smell sin? Well she who smelt it dealt it!” Xander: “Its all.. ‘Xander got fired by Starbucks, Xander got fired by that phone sex line’” Xander: “Buffy, you want some new fightin’ pants? I could get you some new fightin’ pants” Xander: “Oz, hate to sound grandma, but you don’t call, you don’t write? Xander: “See what you get when you take French instead of Samaritan?” Xander: “Does anyone miss the mayor? I just wanna be a big snake?” Buffy: “I love you, you’re my best friend” They hug
Xander: “Let the vid-fest begin” Snyder: “Where are you from Harris?”
Xander: “You knew I never got the chance to tell you how glad I was you got eaten by the snake” Snyder: “Where you going?”
Xander: “We made a demon? Bad us.” Xander: “Ok Ok. Backing up, hands in the air” Dawn: “Shut up!”
Buffy: “Willow’s the same way when we watch witch movies, right Xander?”
Xander: “I’ll just start on the application. I’m sure you’ll like it. I’ve been told I have lovely penmanship” Xander: “You’ve got to be kidding. Let the spell be broken? That won’t work. Oooohh” Xander: “I’m helping, I’m reading, I’m quiet” Xander: “The answers right in front of us but we’re too blind to see it!” Xander: "Spankin new demon menace?" Xander: “Do you figure we’re both Xander?” Xander: “She’s coming on to him...me” Xander: “You can tell that’s not me, lady. He’s too clean for one thing and his socks are all matchy” Xander: “Summon the goddess, chant the chant” Xander: “Well if it means I don’t have to read anymore then woo and might I add a big hoo” Giles: “Your hey’s are startling the customers”
Anya: to Giles “Are you stupid or something?”
Xander: “Meteor go boom, crazy man go bye bye” Xander: “Just once I’d like to run into a cult of bunny worshippers” Xander: "Unlike some Riley Finn who will remain unnamed” Xander: “I’m the dummy man! I mean, I made the dummy” Willow: “My feet are numb”
Anya: “Hey you! Have a nice day”
Xander: “I happen to be very bitable, pal, moist and delicious” Xander: “Me? Me not weird” Xander: “A crazy hell-god? And the fun just keeps on leavin’” Xander: “You said they were kinda like hobbits with leprosy?” Buffy: “I’m pretty sure that’s Dracula”
Xander: “I wonder if he knows Frankenstein” Buffy: “Actually I was thinking more, Bat!”
Xander: “Your excellent spookiness or master. I’ll just stick with master” Dracula: “Leave us. We must be alone”
Xander: “Where’s the creep who turned me into a spider eating man bitch?” Xander: “I’m finished being everyone’s butt monkey!”
Xander: “Arrows! They’re throwing arrows!” Xander: “We’ve got company, and they brought a crusade” Xander: To Spike about cigarettes “You know those things will kill ya… oh, right.” Xander: “I’m freaked and I intend to stay that way" Xander: “Yeah, Buffy died and everything” Xander: “Rhymes with, vinvisible” Willow: “So no jumping to any conclusions”
Xander: “Spadoinkel!” Willow: “Goody! Research party”
Giles: “No it’s a trick in my mind-they make me see things I want"
Buffy: “Xander, how do you feel about going through Giles’s personal files?”
Xander: “When are we going to use computers in real life anyway?” Xander: “You really are a people person”
Joyce: "What do we do if they get in?"
Xander: "Generally speaking, when scary things get scared-not good!" Jesse: "We gotta get outta here"
Cordelia: "I demand an explanation!"
Xander: Well, its just good to know that when the chips are down and things look grim you’ll feed off the girl who loves you to save your own ass! 
Cordelia: "Oh, I would kill to live in L.A. That close to that many shoes?" Cordelia: "Willow! Nice dress! Good to know you've seen the softer side of Sears." Cordelia: "I doubt your doubt. Everyone knows that witches killed those kids, and Amy is a witch. And Michael is whatever the boy of witch is, plus being the poster child for yuck. If you're going to hang with them, expect badness. 'Cause that's what you get when you hang with freaks and losers. Believe me, I know. . . . . That was a pointed comment about me hanging with you guys." Cordelia: "I came over here to tell Buffy to stop this craziness, and found you all unconscious--again. How many times have you been knocked out, anyway? I swear, one of these times, you're going to wake up in a coma." Cordelia: "You're smarter then you look. And you look like a retard!" Cordelia: "All of a sudden rich and handsome isn't enough for me. Now I expect a guy to be all brave and interesting. And it's your fault! Both of you!" Cordelia: "As if I wasn't confused enough, then Doyle comes along and rescues me like some . . . badly dressed super hero." Cordelia : "Las Palmas was a nightmare resort. They order you around, and make you have organized 'fun'. And I use sarcastic quote marks. Plus the fact, there are cockroaches in Mexico big enough to own property." Cordelia: Of course, that’s it. We attack him with
germs!
Cordelia: Well, that’s the most fun you can have without having any. Cordelia: Well, does he have to leave the country? I mean, you got fired, and you still hang around like a big loser. Why can’t he?
Spike: “Needs a bit of a woman’s touch." Spike: (to Giles) "Care to take a crack at it?" Spike: "I always wondered what would happen when that bitch got some funding." Spike: “Every night I save you.” Spike: “So who we lookin for?”
Riley: “Don’t I know you?”
Spike: “I heard you and the superfriends exchanging a group moment. Made me a bit queasy” Spike: “You know, stopped and smelled the corpses?” Spike: “The Slayer’s got pals” Spike: “You know to have Watcher on your resume; you might cast an eye on the front door every now and then” Spike: “You know, where I get the chip-ectmemy?” Spike: “The door was unlocked. You should watch that, someone dangerous could get in”
Spike: “Well everything good and we all get to be not staked through the heart. Good work team!” Riley: “We still got men out there”
Spike: “The slayer has landed. One chip-ectamy please” Spike: "Giles is going to teach me to be a Watcher" Spike: "I’ve hired myself out as an attraction” starts doing scary vampire poses Harmony: “Reading books and stuff”
Xander: “You’re dealing with all of us”
Spike: “What’s a slayer?” Spike: “I will know your blood, Slayer. I will make your neck my chalice and drink deep. Walks off then falls into open grave "Ow!” Harmony: “I’m like totally her arch-nemesis”
Spike: "Oh, we’re not your friends? Go on.” Spike: “I’m not having these two shag when I’m tied to a chair 3 feet away” Spike: “Well that’s a boat load of responsibility coming out from no where" Spike (To Xander): “Friends of yours?” Minion punches Xander “Guess not” Spike: “The slayer’s gunna kick your skanky, lop-sided ass” Xander: “We have to find shelter”
Spike: “Buckle up kids, daddy’s puttin the hammer on” Buffy: “Couldn’t find a less flammable time of the day?”
Spike: “When you say you love us all-" Spike: “Is everyone here very stoned?” Forl: “I know who you are”
Spike: “Doesn’t a fellow stay dead when you kill him?” Spike: "I don't want to hurt you baby-doesn't mean I won't!" Spike: "I don't want to spend the next month getting librarian out of the carpet" Spike: Oh, damn it! look, I'm safe. I can't bite anyone. Spike: "No, this is different. Our love was eternal. Literally. You got any of those little marshmallows?" Spike: "You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other until it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, its blood -- blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it." Spike: "Now, that was fun. Oh, don't tell me that wasn't fun. God! It's been so long since I had a decent spot of violence. Really puts things in perspective." Spike: "Oh, sod the spell. Your friends are at the factory. I'm really glad I came here, you know? I've been all wrongheaded about this - weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else. I want Dru back; I've just got to be the man I was. The man she loved. I'm going to do what I should have done in the first place. I'll find her, wherever she is, tie her up; torture her until she likes me again. Love's a funny thing." Spike: "What a fabulous day. Birds singin', squirrels making lots of rotten little squirrels, sun beamin' down in a nice non-fatal way. It's very exciting. Can't wait to see if I freckle." Spike: "And "they" are? The government? The Nazis? A major cosmetics company?" Spike: "Sometimes I like to crumble the Wheetie-Bix into the blood. Give it a little texture." Buffy: What are you doing here Spike? Five words or less.
Spike: "It's a big rock. Can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big." Spike: "Randy Giles! Why not just call me Horny Giles, or Desperate for a Shag Giles? I knew there was a reason I hated you!"
Devon: Let me guess: not your type? What does a girl have to do to impress you?
Cordelia: (in cat-suit) Oz. Oz.
Oz: Actually, it explains a lot. Oz: So I'm gonna ask you to go out with me tomorrow night. And I'm kinda nervous about it actually.
Oz: Sometimes when I'm sitting in class... You know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen. I think about kissing you. And it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like freeze frame... Willow kissage. Larry: "That little innocent schoolgirl thing is just an act, right?"
Oz: A werewolf in love. Oz: We should figure out what kinda deal this is. I mean, is it a-a gathering, a shindig or a hootenanny?
Buffy: "We have a marching jazz band?"
Oz: I may be a cold-blooded jelly doughnut, but my timing is impeccable Buffy: So then she's like, 'It's share-time.' And I'm like, 'Oh yeah? Share this!' (Buffy punches the air a few times.)
Oz: Well, on the plus side you killed the bench, which was looking shifty Oz: My whole life I've never loved anything else. Oz: I shouldn't have come back now. I just thought I'd changed.
Cordelia: I personally don’t think it’s impossible to
come up with a crazier plan.
Buffy: Well, I gotta look on the bright side. Maybe I can still get kicked out of school!
Buffy: So. What do you guys wanna do tomorrow?
Spike: Not to be a buzzkill, luv, but my fabulous accessory isn't exactly tingling with power.
Andrew: I think they're coming...
Giles: Yes, because the mall was actually in Sunnydale, so no hope of going there tomorrow...
Willow: Faith told you? Was that before or after you put her into a coma?
Giles: I've gotten turned around. You're here.
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