The many faces of Chewbacca "Chewie" The Wookiee
....This Just In.....
It has been reported that Chewbacca "Chewie" The Wookiee's spy plane has been taken down by a Chinese jet fighter pilot by the name of E. Som Wang. We hear that is is an act of revenge for a few weeks before Chewie's submarine came up underneath the bottom of E. Som Wang's fathers fishing boat. The whole Wang family survived though.
So now we need to bring Chewie home, but the Chinese government want us to buy Chewie back for $1,000,000 pesos, you can help by sending pesos to the "Free Chewie" fund at any participating Dollar Store.
Thank You,
Obi Wan Kenobi