TRANSFORMERS THE MOVIE

Teaser

Kranix: Orbulus, look it's Unicron!

Unicron starts to eat the planet

Kranix: The ships! Get to the ships, it's our only chance!

Robots run to ships, 2 launch, 1 is sucked back into Unicron

Orbulus: Kranix! AAAARGH!!!

Views of Unicron digesting planet and powering up.

Main Theme

Voice over with star wars like titles

Voice over: There's an evil new force in the universe. A monster planet that devours everything in it's path....and it's heading for the small planet of Cybertron, where a unique race of transforming robots continue to fight a civil war... a war between good and evil that has raged for millions of years. The evil Decepticon transformers, led by the maniacal Megatron, have sworn to crush their enemies, the Autobots. To this end they have relentlessly pursued them across the galaxy, from planet Cybertron to planet Earth and back again. But the heroic Autobot transformers and their courageous leader Optimus Prime are not easily defeated.

Scene 1

Voice over as we see: View of Cybertron getting closer, catch sight of Laserbeak as he comes closer, follow Laserbeak to moonbase one where we see a small glimpse of the base there, he then starts spying on Prime etc.

Voice over: It is the year 2005, the treacherous Decepticons have conquered the Autobots home planet of Cybertron. But, from secret staging grounds on 2 of Cybertron's moons the valiant Autobots plan to retake their homeland.

Optimus: Ironhide, report to me at once.

Ironhide: Every time I look in a monitor Prime, my circuits sizzle, when are we gonna start busting decepti-chops?

Optimus: I want you to make a special run to Autobot city Earth.

Ironhide: But Prime!

Optimus: Listen Ironhide, we don't have enough energon cubes to power a full scale assault. Ready the shuttle for launch.

Ironhide: Your days are numbered now Decepticreeps!

Ironhide moves off towards the shuttle.

Optimus: Jazz, report security status.

Jazz appears on monitor.

Jazz: No signs of Decepticons here Prime.

Optimus: What about moonbase 2?

Jazz: Jazz to moonbase 2, Jazz to moonbase 2

Bumblebee and Spike come on the screen.

Bumblebee: Bumblebee and Spike here.

Jazz: We're about to send up a shuttle, any Decepticon shenanigans in your area?

Bumblebee: All clear Jazz.

Spike: Hey Ironhide, tell my son Daniel I miss him, and tell him not to worry, I'll be coming home just as soon as we've kicked Megatron's tail across the galaxy.

Ironhide: Will do Spike.

Optimus: Cliffjumper, commence countdown.

Cliffjumper: 5...4...3...2...1, blast off!

Optimus: Now all we need is a little energon, and a lot of luck.

Laserbeak returns to the Decepticons base on Cybertron.

Shockwave: Laserbeak returns Megatron.

Megatron: Welcome Laserbeak, unlike some of my other warriors you never fail me. Soundwave, playback Laserbeak's findings.

Soundwave: As you command.

Soundwave replays parts of what Laserbeak saw in the Autobots moonbase: -

Optimus: I want you to make a special run to Autobot city Earth.

Ironhide: But Prime!

Optimus: Listen Ironhide, we don't have enough energon cubes to power a full scale assault. Ready the shuttle for launch.

Optimus: Now all we need is a little energon, and a lot of luck.

Megatron: More than you can imagine, Optimus Prime.

Scene 2

The interior of an Autobot shuttle, Brawn, Ironhide, Prowl and Ratchet are onboard. The side blow open and in comes the Decepticons.

Brawn: Megatron!

Megatron: Decepticons, die Autobots!!

Megatron transforms and is held by Starscream who shoots Brawn, Prowl shoots at constructicons who return fire killing Prowl, Ironhide and Ratchet both spin round and attack in unison but are finished off by Starscream with Megatron who then transforms into robot mode.

Megatron: This was almost to easy Starscream.

Starscream: Much easier all mighty Megatron than attacking the real threat, the Autobots moonbase.

Megatron: You're an idiot Starscream, once we slip past their early warning systems in their own shuttle and destroy Autobot city, the Autobots will be vanquished forever.

Ironhide: No!!

Megatron: Such heroic nonsense!

Megatron shoots Ironhide

Scene 3

Earth, Hot Rod and Daniel are fishing.

Hot Rod: Fish are jumping today huh Danno?

Daniel: Guess so..

Hot Rod: Hey, what's the matter?

Daniel: Ah I dunno Hot Rod.

Hot Rod: Come on, you can tell me.

Daniel: Guess I just miss my dad.

Hot Rod: Don't worry, Spike will be back soon. Oh hey! I caught something.

Daniel: Woah, look at the size of it.

Hot Rod: Yep it's a whopper alright.

Something starts to beep.

Daniel: Hot Rod the shuttle's coming, lets watch it land.

Hot Rod: Talk about dull Daniel.

Daniel: Hurry, or we'll miss it!

Daniel jumps onto a hover board and promptly crashes it.

Hot Rod: If you're gonna ride Danno, ride in style.

Daniel: Hey, lets stop here.

Hot Rod: Why settle for a peak Daniel when you can see everything from look out mountain.

Kup: A little to the left, a little bit more.

Hot Rod crashes through the road block type thing.

Kup: Turbo revvin young punk, I'll straighten you out yet.

Daniel and Hot Rod reach the look out, Daniel looks through a telescope like thing.

Daniel: Hot Rod look! There's a hole in the shuttle.

Hot Rod: What!...*looks through binocular type things* Decepticons! *opens fire*

Kup: What's that darn fool doing?

Megatron: Attack!

The attack begins proper, Megatron blasts look-out mountain.

Hot Rod: Daniel!!

Daniel: Aaaaaaa!

Blitzwing: Come on down Autobrat.

Kup deals with Blitzwing and Shrapnel.

Hot Rod: Not bad for an old timer.

Kup: Old timer, that's something you'll never be if you don't get back to the city.

Hot Rod: Save it Kup, lets burn rubber.

Shots of Decepticons attacking and Perceptor examining the situation.

Perceptor: Ultra Magnus, a cursory evaluation of Decepticon capabilities indicates a distinct tactical deficiency.

Ultra Magnus: In other words Perceptor?

Springer: We're outnumbered..

Ultra Magnus: Springer, you and Arcee transform Autobot city. Perceptor, tell Blaster to radio Prime for reinforcements.

Blurr: WhatAboutMeMagnus,WhatAboutMe?muhmmmmhmmmmm. ICanHelp, IWannaHelp,WhatAboutMe

Ultra Magnus: Blurr, you can help me alert the others.

Blurr: AbsolutlyPositivlyDefinitly,NobodyCanGetTheJobDoneFasterThanICan, NobodyNobodyNobody.

Springer: Come on Arcee, lets go!

Arcee: But Hot Rod and Kup are still outside the city.

Springer: We can't wait, they'll have to take care of themselves, come on.

Shot of Starscream chasing Springer and Arcee down a trench which start to be sealed at the top by a big heavy looking shutters.

Starscream: Pathetic fools, there's no escape.

Starscream escapes the trench catching his foot and has to blast it to escape.

Starscream: Ow my foot!

Shots of Arcee and Springer transforming Autobot city, Megatron watching and trying to blast open an entranceway.

Megatron: Breach their defenses.

On fly Shrapnel and kickback who begin to eat the entranceway Megatron tried to shoot earlier.

Kickback: Delicious, eh Shrapnel?

Shrapnel: A little heavy on the electrons, electrons.

We see Kup and Hot Rod racing up towards the entranceway.

Kup: The insecticons are in our way.

Hot Rod: Wrong! Their our way in! Yaaaa! *Jumps over the gap between the road and the entranceway, knocking the 2 Insecticons as he does so*

Kup then runs over Kickbacks head and knocks Shrapnel away from the entranceway which reseals itself with another door. We cut to shot of Perceptor entering Blasters communication tower.

Blaster: Look out shout, owww! Hey Perceptor, what's shaking, over this fortress?

Perceptor: Blaster, Ultra Magnus sends orders to contact Optimus Prime on moonbase 1.

Blaster: Alright, cover your receptors Perceptor. *transforms and connects with his chair* Optimus Prime, do you read me, the Decepticons are blitzing Autobot city, we're really taking a pounding, don't know how much longer we can hold out.

We see Megatron notice's the communication.

Megatron: Soundwave, jam that transmission.

Soundwave: *while ejecting the said tapes* Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Ratbat eject operation interference.

Blaster: Optimus Prime, do you read me, the Decepticons are blitzing Autobot city, we're really taking *is cut off as Frenzy etc rip out the satellite dish.

Frenzy: First we crack the shell, then we crack the nuts inside.

Frenzy and Rumble smash the Tower window and all tapes go for Perceptor to begin with.

Perceptor: Hey, run Blaster, save yourself.

Blaster: No way, 2 can play. Sic 'em.

Rewind, Eject, Ramhorn, and Steeljaw eject and fight off the Decepticon tapes.

Perceptor: Do you think you got through to Prime?

Blaster: Lets hope so, cause if I didn't we're all gonna look like burnt out toaster ovens.

Views of the Decepticons and Autobots fighting.

Blurr: We'veGotDecepticonsAtTheGate,DecepticonsInTheAir,Decepticons InsideTheWallsDecepticonsDecepticonsDecepticons.IfWeBeatThemOnThe Walls,TheirStillInTheAir,WeShootThemOutTheAir,ThierStillAtThe Gate.SoWhereDoesThatLeaveUs,NowhereThatsWhere.

Cut to Springer pushing a launcher into position.

Springer: Come on Arcee, we gotta get this launcher into place, Megatron's making his big push, and we got to push back.

Kup Hot Rod and Daniel enter.

Kup: Keep at it Springer my boy, helps at hand... Together now.

Arcee: I was afraid you'd be caught outside the city.

Hot Rod: Hey, I wasn't worried for a microsecond

Arcee: Then you probably didn't understand the situation.

Kup: That did it.

Megatron: Constructicons, merge for the kill.

Daniel: Kup, Hot Rod, look.

Kup: Devastator.

Devastator: Prepare for extermination.

Springer: I got better things to do tonight than die.

Devastator attacks, the Autobots put up a brave battle but by time we see the sun rise up it looks hopeless for the Autobots.

Megatron: Their defenses are broken, let the slaughter begin.

Optimus: Dinobots, destroy Devastator.

Grimlock: Me Grimlock love challenge.

Dinobots transform and attack devastator, they fight to a draw {and yes like the guy who wrote the parody I too believe that neither side wins}

Optimus: Megatron must be stopped, no matter the cost.

Optimus charges through and knocks down or shoots the assembled Decepticons. Really kicks some tailgate!

Megatron: Prime.

Prime: One shall stand, one shall fall.

Megatron: Why throw away your life so recklessly?

Optimus: That's a question you should ask yourself Megatron.

Megatron: No, I'll crush you with my bear hands.

Megatron and Optimus start fighting.

Hot Rod: I've got to help Prime.

Kup: Stay away lad, that's Prime's fight.

Megatron: I'll rip out your optics.

Kup: Finish him off Prime, do it now.

Megatron: No more Optimus, grant me mercy, I beg of you.

Optimus: You who are without mercy, now plead for it, I thought you were made of sterner stuff.

Hot Rod: No you don't Megatron.

Optimus: Out of the way Hot Rod.

Megatron: Fall...fall. I would've waited an eternity for this, it's over Prime.

Optimus: Never!

Hot Rod: Optimus, forgive me.

Starscream: How do you feel now mighty Megatron. Astrotrain transform and get us out of here.

Megatron: Don't leave me Soundwave.

Soundwave: As you command Megatron.

Arcee: The Decepticons are retreating.

Kup: Prime did it, he turned the tide.

Starscream: Astrotrain take off.

Scene 4

Perceptor: I fear the wounds are fatal.

Daniel: Prime, you can't die.

Optimus: Do not grieve. Soon I will be one with the matrix.

Hot Rod: Prime.

Optimus: Uh, uhhh..., Ultra Magnus, it is to you, old friend, that I shall pass the Matrix of leadership, as it was passed to me.

Magnus: But Prime, I'm....I'm just a soldier, I am not worthy.

Optimus: Nor was I, but one day an Autobot will rise from our ranks and use the power of the Matrix to light our darkest hour.

Prime Dies.

Shot of Unicron screaming, or making some such noise.

Scene 5

Astrotrain: Jettison some weight or I'll never make it to Cybertron.

Starscream: Fellow Decepticons, Astrotrain has requested we lighten our burden.

Construct: In that case I say it is survival of the fittest.

Starscream: Do I hear a second on that?

All unwounded: Aiie.

Starscream: And against?

Wounded: Nay.

Starscream: The aiies have it.

Various: Get, Make room for others, No, Please don't.

Starscream: Oh how it pains me to do this.

Megatron: Wait, I still function.

Starscream: Wanna bet.

Megatron: Starscream!!!!!

Starscream: Well as Megatron has, how shall we say, departed, I nominate myself leader.

Scrapper: Wait, the constructicons form Devastator, the most powerful robot, we should rule.

Soundwave: Soundwave superior, constructicons inferior.

Bone Crusher: Who are you calling inferior.

Hook: No one would follow an uncharismatic bore like you.

Frenzy: No one calls Soundwave unchrasimatic.

Rumble: Yeah, lets kick tailgate.

Scrapper: Constructicons unite!

Frenzy: No way.

A fight ensues between the Decepticons for leadership as we see Astrotrain depart.

Scene 6

Unicron: Megatron. Welcome Megatron.

Megatron: Who..who said that?

Unicron: I am Unicron.

Megatron: Show yourself.

Unicron: I have summoned you here for a purpose.

Megatron: Nobody summons Megatron.

Unicron: Then it pleases me to be the first.

Megatron: State you business.

Unicron: This is my command, you are to destroy the Autobot matrix of leadership, it is the one thing, the _only_ thing that can stand in my way.

Megatron: You have nothing to fear, I have already crushed Optimus Prime with my bare hands.

Unicron: You exaggerate.

Megatron: The point is he's dead, and the Matrix died with him.

Unicron: No, the point is you were a fool, the Matrix has been passed onto their new leader Ultra Magnus. Destroy it for me.

Megatron: Why should I, what's in it for me?

Unicron: Your bargaining posture is highly dubious, but very well, I will provide you with a new body and new troops to command.

Megatron: And?

Unicron: And nothing! You belong to me now.

Megatron: I belong to nobody!

Unicron: Perhaps I misjudged you, proceed on your way to oblivion.

Megatron: Aaaaa, no, no, I accept your terms, I accept...

Unicron: Excellent. Behold Galvatron *Megatron is changed into a new robot, Galvatron* And these shall be your minions, Scourge, the tracker and his huntsmen, the Sweeps. Cyclonus the warrior, and his armada. And this shall be your ship. Now go, destroy the Autobot matrix of leadership.

Galvatron: I will rip open Ultra Magnus and every other Autobot until the Matrix is destroyed. To Cybertron.

Galvatron and his troops enter the ship which then moves off.

Unicron: Destroy the Matrix.

Scene 7

We see Starscream about to get coronated, the constructicons keep playing trumpets with Starscream getting impatient with their interruptions.

Starscream: Get on with the Ceremony. My fellow Decepticons, as your new leader I... Who disrupts my coronation?

While Starscream was ranting on Galvatron has entered in Cyclonus.

Galvatron: Coronation Starscream, this is bad comedy.

Starscream: Megatron? Is that you?

Galvatron: Here's a hint.

Galvatron transformers and blows Starscream into dust.

Galvatron: Will anyone else attempt to fill his shoes?

Frenzy: What'd he say his name was?

Galvatron: Galvatron.

All assembled: Long live Galvatron! Galvatron!

Scene 8

We cut to moonbase 1 where Unicron is attacking.

Jazz: Where'd that come from?

Cliffjumper: Who cares, I'm more worried about where it's going.

Cut to Earth where we see Blaster helping in the repairs as he picks up a signal.

Jazz's voice: Talk to me Earth, we got a situation up here. Roger me, wilco me, anything, hello hello Earth.

Blaster: I'm picking up a faint signal.

Jazz's voice: This is Jazz, an iginormous weird looking planet just showed up in the suburbs of Cybertron.

Cliffjumper's voice: And it's attacking Moonbase 1.

Magnus: Jazz, Cliffjumper!

Cut back to the moon.

Jazz: Got to blast free if we can.

Cliffjumper: Ignition and...

Jazz: Hit it!

Cliffjumper: Jazz, we're not getting away!

Cut to Spike and Bumblebee on Earth communications monitor

Spike: This is spike and Bumblebee up here on moonbase 2.

Bumblebee: This thing, this monster planet just ripped the first moon to shreds.

Spike: And it's heading this way.

Bumblebee: We'll try and slow it down.

Spike: But you'd better get here fast, cause we're not gonna.... (communications are cut off)

Daniel: Dad!

Cut to moonbase 2 with Spike and Bumblebee.

Spike: Bumblebee, activate the explosives. If this doesn't stop it, nothing will.

Bumblebee: The explosives are activated, lets get outta here. Hurry it's gonna blow!

The moon is eaten and explodes, Bumblebee and Spike are in a shuttle which is rocked by the explosion

Bumblebee & Spike: Alright. Hooray. We done it. Way togo. Ha ha....

Bumblebee: Look!

Shot of Unicron, not even dented.

Spike: It isn't even dented. What are we gonna do now?

Bumblebee: We're being sucked into it!

Cut to Galvatron watching the moons destruction.

Galvatron: How dare Unicron, Cybertron and all it's moons belong to me...Argh!

Galvatron is struck down with pain as Unicron uses some sort of attack on him

Scourge: But remember, we belong to him.

Galvatron: I belong to nobody! (Falls down stairs) I will obey Unicron. (recovers as the attack stops) Decepticons, to Earth.

Scene 9

Earth.

Magnus: Autobots, prepare to board the shuttles. This new menace is more dangerous than all the Decepticons put together, somehow we must destroy it, before it devours Cybertron.

Daniel: But what about my dad? He's on the moon between that monster planet and Cybertron.

Magnus: Daniel, we'll do everything we can for Spike.

Springer: And what do we do when we get there? If that thing crunches moons it's gonna make short work of us.

Magnus: Maybe the Matrix can stop it.

Hot Rod: You're right, it can.

Kup: What do you know about it lad?

Hot Rod: I just got this feeling.

Springer: Look.

A whole heap of Decepticons appear and start attacking.

Magnus: To the shuttles.

Galvatron: I Galvatron will crush you just as Megatron crushed Prime.

Magnus: And you'll die trying just like Megatron.

Galvatron: Autobot scrap.

Scourge: You want me to gut Ultra Magnus?

Galvatron: There are plenty of Autobots for you, Ultra Magnus is mine.

Arcee: Stay close to me Daniel.

Hot Rod: And you'd better stay close to me.

Arcee: No, you'd better stay close to me.

Blurr: NiceDino,GoodDino,SweetDino,WontYouStepIntoTheNiceSpaceship, Please,PrettyPlease,PrettyPrettyPlease,NiceDino,GoodDino, WithSugarOnTopAndACherryAndSomeWhippedCream,NiceDino, GoodDino,SweetDino.

Grimlock: Me Grimlock not nice dino, me bash brains.

Magnus: Blurr, get the Dinobots in the shuttle.

Blurr: I'mTryingToGetThemInTheShuttleUltraMagnus,CauseIKnowWeCan'tLaunch TillIGetThemInTheShuttleButICan'tSeemToGetThemInTheShuttleCause TheirImpossibleImpossibleImpossible!

Magnus: Ok forget it. Kup, Hot Rod, you guys get the Dinobots aboard and get out of here!

Hot Rod: come on you big bozo, get in the shuttle.

Kup: This reminds me of the battle on Alpha 9, the petro rabbits were...Grimlock, get your noodle outta my face.

Grimlock: Me Grimlock love Kup's war stories.

Kup: Your living one now. Engage the boosters for Cybertron's sake.

Grimlock: Tell Grimlock about petro-rabbits again.

Kup: I'll give you Petro rabbits. Contact.

Kup and Hot Rods shuttle starts to take off.

Springer: Looks like we're shipmates squirt.

Daniel: Alright.

Springer: But if you get spacesick you're gonna walk home.

Magnus: Hurry.

Daniel: Wait Ultra Magnus, Arcee's still out there.

Springer: Jump.

Arcee: Thanks.

Daniel: *sighs* That was close.

Springer: Believe it or not, this is the fun part.

Scene 10

Magnus: Congratulations Autobots, we've lost them, so rest while you can.

Kup: Yep I remember the dust was so think on Beta 4 you had to windshield-wipers on your optic-fibers.

Grimlock: Me Grimlock know all about wipers, want to hear good part of story.

Swoop: Good part come, Kup, tell swoop good part.

Kup: Okay, okay, so the dust was really thick. And then this gigantic Igyac came tromping and stomping down the mountain, flame spewing out of it's nostrils, and I thought for sure...

Hot Rod: Hey Kup, don't you think we have better things to do now than tell old war stories.

Kup: Like what?

Hot Rod: Like maybe figure out how we're going to rescue our friends and save Cybertron.

Grimlock: No, tell story!

Various Dinobots: Shhhh. Quiet. Tell story. We want to hear story. Tell story.

Combat drone: Timeout, timeout, timeout!

The Decepticons start attacking the shuttles.

Hot Rod: They're closing on us.

Kup: Yep, like the shritebots of Dromadon.

Hot Rod: How'd you beat them?

Kup: I'm trying to remember, there were an awful lot of casualties that day. Oh yes, we invented polarities.

Hot Rod: They're coming' back.

Hot Rod: Alright, we survived that.

Kup: Yeah, but will we survive this?

Galvatron: Cyclonus, transform and attack.

Kup: I can't control it.

Hot Rod: We're gonna crash!

Springer: Kup and Hot Rod just bought it.

Magnus: I can't deal with that now.

Springer: Face it Magnus, the Decepticons are gonna dog us until they see us dead.

Magnus: Then that's exactly what they're gonna see, prepare for emergency separation.

Perceptor: That's too dangerous.

Magnus: What choice do we have.

The Autobots separate 3/4 of the shuttle and let it get blown away.

Scourge: The Autobots have been terminated.

Galvatron: Excellent, and the Matrix with the. Aaaaa (Unicron attacks again) no Unicron why? Take me to Unicron, take me now, aaaaaa...

Scene 11

Arcee: Did we have to let them detonate 3 quarters of the ship?

Springer: Seeing as they would have detonated 4 quarters, I think it was a good choice.

Arcee: But how are we going to get there in this wreck?

Magnus: Perceptor, can you locate a place to set down for repairs?

Perceptor: Gamma waves in this region of space create marginal

navigation probabilities...however, ahem, yes I believe I can, the planet of Junk is in this vicinity.

Magnus: Then lets go for it.

Scene 12

Quintessa(presumably) underwater with Hot Rod...

Hot Rod: Kup, Grimlock, Slag, anybody!

Kup: Hot Rod! Help me!

Hot Rod comes across Kup, who is being attacked by some metallic octopi-thing, which Hot Rod manages to scare off.

Hot Rod: Kup, Kup!

Kup: Help.....

Hot Rod: Kup, talk to me.

Kup: Ffffix me.

Hot Rod: Sure Kup, right away.

Hot Rod gathers up Kup parts and carries him off.