Scene 13

Magnus: Brace for impact!!

The shuttle impacts hard, plowing across the ground.

Magnus: Sat something, anybody.

Springer: Remind me to give the auto-pilot a raise.

Arcee: Daniel?

Daniel: I..I'm okay.

Magnus: Let's try to salvage this thing.

Daniel: Can I help?

Springer: It's rough out there kid.

Arcee: I think Daniel can make himself useful with this, it was Spikes exo-suit.

Daniel: Dads exo-suit, he told me all about it.

Arcee: Here try it on. Now try to walk, come on you can do it.

Springer: Just think about what you want to do before you do it.

Daniel: It's kinda tricky, woah, uh.

Arcee: Keep on practicing, you'll get the hang of it.

Magnus: Come on, ShowTime's over, we've got work to do.

Daniel: *whistles* This must be the junk capital of the universe.

A number of robotic figures come out of the junk some distance away.

Wreck-Gar: Stop thief, no welcome wagon hello stranger with that good coffee flavor for you, offer expires while you wait, operators are standing by.

Scene 14

Hot Rod: That done it. Well what do you think?

Kup: Of all the circuit glitched diode blowing dim wittery, you left a piece out.

Hot Rod: No way, you're just a little stiff.

Kup: Anyway, all things considered you did an amazing job lad. Amazing.

Hot Rod: Really?

Kup: Yeah, you even got rid of a nasty bar on my rotator. Now lets find the Dinobots and get off this twisted planet.

Hot Rod and Kup transform drive a bit and come across some Sharkticons.

Kup: Don't act hostile, I'll use the universal greeting.

Hot Rod: Universal greeting?

Kup: Watch, I'll have them eating out of my hand. Ba weep granna weep ninny bang.

Hot Rod: Ba weep granna weep ninny bang?

Sharkticons: Ba weep granna weep ninny bang.

Kup: See, the universal greeting works everytime. Now, without making any sudden moves, offer them an energon goody.

Hot Rod: This is getting expensive.

Kup: Don't worry, they'll reciprocate.

Hot Rod: I thought they were supposed to reciprocate? No more.

Kup: Empty.

Kup and Hot Rod are taken prisoner and led off, eventually coming to a corridor, they are followed by Wheelie, up until the corridor.

Kup: This reminds me of the Nitith slave mines on Galganath 7.

Hot Rod: Everyplace reminds you of someplace else.

Kup: Experience lad, you should learn to appreciate it.

Hot Rod: Lot of good it's done us so far.

Kup: Hey, what's going on over there?

Inquisitor: Has the imperial magistrate reached a verdict?

Judge: I have.

Inquisitor: Guilty or innocent?

Judge: Innocent.

Inquisitor: Feed him to the Sharkticons.

Victim: Aaaaaaaa.......

Judge: Hahahahahaha*change faces*hahahahahahaha *change faces*hahahahahaha*change faces*hahahahahahaha.

Hot Rod: We've got to get a new travel agent.

Sharkticons escorting Kup and Hot Rod: Ba weep granna weep ninny bang.

Hot Rod: What is this place?

Kranix: The world of the savage Sharkticons and their cruel masters the Quintessons. I am Kranix, my planet was destroyed by Unicron.

Hot Rod: Unicron? Who's Unicron?

Kranix: A planet, that devours everything in it's path.

Kup: So that's the monster's name.

Sharkticons come in and take Kranix away.

Kranix: No please, I'm the last *gagged by Sharkticons* no, no!

Hot Rod: Let him go! *runs into electrified bars* Aaaa!

Inquisitor: Soon you to shall receive your sentence. Has the imperial Magistrate reached a verdict?

Judge: I have.

Inquisitor: Guilty or innocent?

Kranix: Spare me this mockery of justice.

Inquisitor: I repeat, guilty or innocent?

Judge: Innocent.

Kranix: Aaaaaaa.....

Kup: Not the end I'd wish for lad.

Scene 15

Swoop: Me Swoop no see nothing.

Grimlock: Me Grimlock positive Kup and Hot Rod close.

Slag: Me Slag say you full of baridium baloney.

Grimlock: Me Grimlock say you full of sesiame salami.

Slag: Babily and baloney.

Wheelie: Friend find, look behind.

Grimlock: Who say that?

Wheelie: Friend find, look behind. You go wrong way, you fool I say.

Grimlock: Me Grimlock fool?

Wheelie: Picture you got, not fool you not.

Grimlock: Me Grimlock no like you *smacks Wheelie who then fires a shot at Grimlock's nose* Ow! Why boy hit my nose?

Wheelie: Wheelie say, find friend today.

Grimlock: Me Grimlock say, we on our way.

Scene 16

Galvatron: Unicron, why did you torture me?

Unicron: You have failed.

Galvatron: No Unicron, Ultra Magnus is dead, and the Matrix destroyed.

Scene 17

Perceptor: Make sure the fittings are securely welded.

Blurr: AbsolutlyPositivelyDefinitly,IWouldn'tHaveItAnyOtherWay,AnyOther WayAtAll.

Daniel: Woah, this exo-suit's fantastic, I think I'm starting to get the hang of it.

Wreck-Gar: Hold on.

Magnus: Decepticons, we've got to draw them off and double back to the shuttle.

The Decepticons destroy the shuttle.

Springer: There goes the shuttle.

Daniel: What do I do.

Blurr: Transform,Transform,YouCanDoIt,IKnowYouCanDoIT,YouCanDoIt.

Daniel: Transform.

Scavenger: Human Germ.

Daniel: Transform, yeah, hehe.

Magnus: Make a break for cover, I'll try and unleash the power of the Matrix.

All Autobots: Till all are one!

Magnus: Till all are one.*Trying to open the Matrix*Open, damn it open, Prime, you said the Matrix would light our darkest hour.

Galvatron: Magnus, I want the Matrix.

Magnus: Never!

Galvatron: Sweeps, terminate him!

Scourge and his sweeps blast Ultra Magnus to little bits 8)

Magnus: Uhhh, uh *explodes*

Galvatron: Die, die. *Catches Matrix* Unicron, my master, with this I will make you my slave.

Shot of Unicron screaming or making some such noise.

Scene 18

Inquisitor: Before his imperial magistrate delivers a verdict, would you like to beg for your life, it sometimes helps, but not often.

Kup: I can't transform.

Hot Rod: Keep trying.

Judge: Silence, or you will be held in contempt of this court.

Hot Rod: I have nothing but contempt for this court.

Inquisitor: Guilty or innocent?

Judge: Innocent.

Hot Rod and Kup are dropped in with the Sharkticons.

Hot Rod: They've got more Sharkticons than we've got photon charges.

Kup: Then lets hold a demolition derby.

Hot Rod and Kup zoom round the tank of water they are in and are soon out of the water zooming around amongst the Sharkticons above.

Hot Rod: Haha, didn't even bend a fender.

Kup: Yeah, but look there's a lot more of those can diggin' grill crackin' things.

Hot Rod: We can't hold out forever, but we can give them one humongous repair bill.

Inquisitor: Execute them!

Slag and the Dinobots knock the door down on the inquisitor.

Slag: Excuse me.

Grimlock: Me Grimlock want to munch metal.

Hot Rod: Haha, I never thought I'd be so glad to see those bozo's.

Grimlock: Me Grimlock no bozo, me king.

Judge: Sharkticons, execute them!

Grimlock: *growls and stamps foot*Me Grimlock say execute them!

The Sharkticons transform think for a minute and then start chasing after the Quintessons.

Kup: I think the problems on this planet will soon be solved very shortly.

Hot Rod: Yeah but what about our problem, we need a ship.

Wheelie: You get ship, if I get trip.

Hot Rod: Who are you?

Grimlock: Him Wheelie, him friend.

Hot Rod: He'll be mine too if he can find a ship.

Wheelie: Skip stare over there.

Kup: That's a ship?

Hot Rod: Who cares, as long as it flies.

Scene 19

The Autobots on Junk go up to the remains of Ultra Magnus.

Arcee: Ultra Magnus..

Blurr: WithoutTheMatrixThereIsNoHope,NoHope,NoHopeAtAll.

Arcee: First Prime, now Ultra Magnus.

Daniel: Look!

Wreck-Gar: Don't look behind door number 2 Monty, it's time to play end of the line my valentine, geronidoronronronronronnymo!

A fight between the Junkions and the Autobots starts, with the Junkions taking heavy damages but never staying down, always recovering.

Springer: It's not hard to knock 'em down, it's getting them to stay down that's the trick.

Arcee: They're indestructible.

Daniel: And they're everywhere.

Wreck-Gar: You check-in but you don't check-out.

The fight continues until a shuttle starts to land.

Wreck-Gar: Steady as she goes bob, snappy visitors get mud in the eye by and by.

Arcee: It's Hot Rod and Kup.

Daniel: And the Dinobots.

Hot Rod: Guns aren't exactly friendly.

Kup: Neither are they incase you haven't noticed.

Hot Rod: What was that universal greeting again, nevermind I remember. Ba weep granna weep ninny bang.

Wreck-Gar: Ba weep granna weep ninny bang.

Hot Rod: Ba weep granna weep ninny bang.

All Junkions: Ba weep granna weep ninny bang.

The Junkions and Autobots starts dancing, including Perceptor, and eventually a Junkion goes and kisses Grimlock on the nose.

Grimlock: Me Grimlock not kisser, me Grimlock king.

Wreck-Gar: Have a nice day. We've (?) forsaking friends. Say the Junkions **(don't know if this line is correct, help?)**

Hot Rod: Where'd you learn to talk like that?

Wreck-Gar: TV, we talk TV, you talk some TV?

Kup: I talk some TV, and now the news, don't touch that dial.

Wreck-Gar: By George, kimosavies your smashed up friend soon like brand new with ninety day warranty.

While Wreck-Gar is talking other Junkions come and put Ultra Magnus back together again.

Wreck-Gar: Happy motoring, cocka-doodledooooo.

Daniel: Look he's alive.

Ultra Magnus: Your all alive.

Hot Rod: The Matrix?

Ultra Magnus: It's gone.

Kup: And with it all hope.

Hot Rod: No.

Arcee: Galvatron has it.

Hot Rod: Where's Galvatron, where is he?

Wreck-Gar: And the answer is, Unicron.

Hot Rod: Then we've got to destroy Unicron.

Wreck-Gar: Yes, friends and now destroy Unicron, kill the grand poobah, eliminate even the toughest stains. Offer (?), hurry hurry hurry, sale must end, rush right on down and test drive latest model with no obligation. New improved Junkion planet is sleek sexy import with turbo handling.

Junkions: Destroy Unicron, kill the grand poobah, eliminate even the toughest stains.

The Junkions and Autobots board the shuttles, which then leave Junkion.

Scene 20

Galvatron: Unicron, Unicron, answer me, see this, the Matrix, I now possess that which you most fear, you will do my bidding or taste my wrath.

Unicron: You underestimate me Galvatron. For a time I had considered sparing your wretched little planet Cybertron, but now you shall witness it's dismemberment.

Unicron starts to transform into a huge robot.

Galvatron: No!!

Shockwave: (As Unicron starts attacking Cybertron) Decepticons, we're under attack, scramble.

The 2 shuttles from Junk enter the area and see what's happening.

Hot Rod: Doesn't this remind you of anything Kup?

Kup: Nope, never seen anything like it before.

Daniel: what happened to moonbase 2? Where's my dad?

Hot Rod: that's what we're going to find out.

Wreck-Gar: Resists fire rain and corrosion for up to 5 years, satisfaction guaranteed.

Junkions: Or your money back.

The shuttle with Hot Rod, Kup, Arcee, Springer and Daniel in it crashes through Unicron's eye, All jump out of it and Hot Rod is separated from the others

Daniel: Where's Hot Rod?

Springer: I don't know, but lets hope they didn't get him.

Arcee: Quick this way.

Cut to Hot Rod who comes upon Galvatron with the Matrix.

Hot Rod: The Matrix.

Galvatron: It will do you no good Autobot, it cannot be opened.

Hot Rod: Not by a Decepticon.

Galvatron: Like it or not, we are allies now, against a common foe.

Unicron attacks Galvatron.

Galvatron: Of course my master. Puny Autobot, you lack even Primes courage.

Shot of Grimlock and the Dinobots as they move in to attack Unicron.

Grimlock: Me Grimlock kick butt. (The attack fails to do much damage) Me Grimlock need new strategy.

We now see Daniel and the other Autobots inside Unicron, bar Hot Rod, being chased by some claws on the ends of moving vine things.

Daniel: *falls* Help, help!

Arcee: Daniel!

Arcee and the other Autobots, who were running, turn round and starts blasting to free Daniel, Arcee hits the wall and water starts flooding the corridor, all are swept off with Daniel being separated from the others.

Daniel: Arcee, Kup!

Daniel comes across an acid vat with bodies being dropped in.

Unknown: Arrrrrrrrgh

Daniel: Dad!

Spike: *about to be dropped in the acid* Daniel!

Daniel: Dad, what can I do?

Spike: Knock down the acid cover!

Daniel: How?

Spike: Blast it son!

Daniel: But I don't have a gun.

Spike: Use your exo-suit. Hurry!!

Daniel fires knocking down the acid cover.

Spike: Daniel, you did it!

Daniel: Yeah, I did it.

We return to Galvatron to see him looking for Hot Rod.

Galvatron: Come out Autobot, we all must die someday.

Hot Rod: Not today Galvatron. *smacks Galvatron in the face*

Hot Rod transforms and zips away, Galvatron fires after him, Hot Rod returns fire, Galvatron fires as Hot Rod charges, Galvatron catches Hot Rod in his grasp.

Galvatron: I will crush you with my bare hands, die Autobot.

Galvatron: First Prime, then Ultra Magnus, now you, it's a pity you Autobots die so easily, else I might have a sense of satisfaction now.

Hot Rod grasps the Matrix and Galvatron is flung off as a transformation occurs to Hot Rod, becoming Rodimus Prime.

Optimus's voice: Arise Rodimus Prime.

Rodimus: Optimus...

Galvatron: No! *Shoots the Matrix out of Rodimus's hands.*

Rodimus: This is the end of the road Galvatron.

Rodimus Prime picks Galvatron up and simply throws him out of Unicron into space.

Rodimus: *Opening the Matrix* Now light our darkest hour.

Unicron starts to blow up, ripping himself apart and simply exploding. Spike, plus Jazz Bumblebee and Cliffjumper run into where Springer and the others are.

Springer: Spike, Daniel.

Spike: Springer, what's going on?

Springer: no time to answer that now, lets get outta here.

The Autobots start running for any way out when Daniel spots Rodimus Prime running towards them.

Daniel: Look.

Rodimus: Autobots, transform and roll out.

Kup: I knew you had potential lad.

The Autobots depart through Unicron's intact eye just as he starts his final destruction.

Unicron: Destiny..you cannot destroy..my destinyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Unicron is finally destroyed.

Scene 21

A scene on Cybertron, all the Autobots are assembled, with Wheelie and Wreck-Gar(probably the other Junkions too)

Rodimus: Let this mark the end of the Cybertronian wars as we march forward to a new age of peace and happiness. Till all are one!

All assembled: Till all are one! Till all are one! Till all are one!

Voice over: The battle is over, but the galaxy spanning adventures of the Transformers will continue, and the greatest Autobot of them all, Optimus Prime, will return.

THE END

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