Ever wondered if you were a Non-Scorer? Not sure if you qualify? Want to know about your Non-Scoring Rank and what it means? You will find out in this Non-Scoring FAQ. Here is your opportunity to better understand the concept of a "Non-Scorer" and what it entails. Some of these are actual questions posed to members of the Non-Scorers Club.
Here is a quick rundown of the questions you will find answers to with this Non-Scoring FAQ.
Now let's begin...
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Question #1: "I don't understand what a Non-Scorer is. Can you explain what a Non-Scorer is to me?"
Answer: Sure we can! A Non-Scorer is any person, male or female (as if there were other gender choices), who meets the criteria outlined in the definition of a Non-Scorer. In the most basic sense, though, a Non-Scorer is someone who is unable to get much "action." This includes getting dates, hugs, smooches, and sex. To some degree, it can include getting acceptance and friends, as many Non-Scorers do not have a large group of friends.
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Question #2: "Okay, but I still don't think I entirely understand the concept. How does the definition of a Non-Scorer have anything to do with anything?"
Answer: The definition of a Non-Scorer is the key to knowing whether or not you actually qualify as a Non-Scorer. If you don't fit the defintion, you are not a Non-Scorer.
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Question #3: "So what is the definition of a Non-Scorer again?"
Answer: The official definition of a Non-Scorer is as follows: "A generally unrespected person who would be unable to score in virtually any given situation that an average person would be able to score in."
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Question #4: "That's fantastic, ya moron. But what the hell does that really mean?"
Answer: Well, let's toss out a couple examples to help clear things up. If you were to take an average Joe and any Non-Scorer, place him/her in a bar with people, there is a possibility that he/she may come home and get some action with someone. A Non-Scorer does not generally have this same possibility. He/She will come home with nothing.
But the definition does allow for some room to change the situation so that even a Non-Scorer can score. Let's pick on Non-Scorers Club member Scott for our example. If Scott goes into a bar, he generally has no chance of seeing any action with a woman that night, unless the situation is changed so dramatically that even Scott has a chance. In this case, the bar is full of hookers, and Scott just won the lottery the day before. Now even Scott has a chance.
However, without the drastic changes in the scenerio, Scott is dead in the water with these ladies. So to fit the definition, you must 1) be unable to score in any regular situation that the average Joe might have a chance in, and 2) you only have a chance of seeing action in the rare circumstances where everything has been set up just to suit you.
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Question #5: "So Non-Scorers never go on dates or have sex? Are you all monks?"
Answer: That's actually three questions, but no, we're not monks. In fact, some Non-Scorers occasionally do go on dates and have sex. But again, it doesn't happen often, and it is only because of rare circumstances they we even have the opportunity to do so.
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Question #6: "Okay, so let's assume that I am a Non-Scorer. What does that mean for me?"
Answer: Well, if that is truly the case, what happens next is really up to you. You can work by yourself to fight your Non-Scoringness, or you can contact one of the Non-Scorers on this web site (except Lump or Mike) and see about joining. Joining gives you the added benefit of friends who understand what you are going through. We can help you. We can offer what little advice we have. We can share our stories of near occurances with actual dates. We can accurately gauge your official Non-Scoring Rank. We can help you make sure you understand the Non-Scoring Scale and what it takes to advance up the scale.
Plus, if you are accepted (3 Non-Scorers must vote you in, or Jake and 1 other Non-Scorer can vote you in), you get your own profile page, complete with quirky information about you and your Non-Scoringness. You will be included, in some fashion, on the main page where Non-Scorers battle to see who will show newcomers to the page around. That is, if that sort of thing appeals to you. Also, the Non-Scorer's Club has a variety of lists that you can be a part of, or perhaps you will have some of your own that can be created.
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Question #7: "Wait a minute. You just mentioned a Non-Scoring Rank and a Non-Scoring Scale. What are those?"
Answer: Those are actually two different concepts, but they are related to each other. Let's start with the Non-Scoring Rank. After taking the Non-Scoring Test, you can determine your unofficial Non-Scoring Rank. The Non-Scoring Test has been scientifically tested (to the best of Jake's ability) to gauge your level of Non-Scoringness. Each question gauges a different aspect of Non-Scoring. But your offical Non-Scoring Rank is much more thorough.
It is a designation of where you are in life in terms of what you have accomplished with members of the opposite sex. If you have gone on dates, your Rank is higher than someone who has not. If you have kissed one of your dates, then your Rank is higher than that of someone who has just gone on dates. To really determine your offical Non-Scoring Rank, you would need the help of a certified Non-Scorer to analyze what you have accomplished and what is still left to accomplish. The process is really not too difficult.
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Question #8: "So what is the Non-Scoring Scale, then?"
Answer: The Scale is a guide of Non-Scoring Ranks. It lists all of the available Ranks. It also shows you how many points from the Non-Scoring Test it takes to reach each Rank (Non-Scorers use your unofficial Test Rank to help determine your official Non-Scoring Rank). For the most part, the Scale is just helpful to look at to see where you are and where you have to go in terms of Non-Scoringness. Also, it is fun for people who do not qualify as Non-Scorers to see how much "Non-Scoringness" they have in them.
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Question #9: "Where can I take the Non-Scoring Test?"
Answer: There are actually two tests. One for women, and one for men. You can find them at: https://www.angelfire.com/or/Fantasy18/Test.html.
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