Those Orgy boys are so friendly! When I asked them if I could take pictures of their lungs, they agreed that it wouldn't be a problem! How kind is that?
Every week, a random Orgy member will show up to my home to stand inside my x-ray machine. I hope my findings prove interesting and worthwhile!
This week we take a look inside the working lungs of....
Jay Gordon
These lungs are good and filthy. More black spots than Amir! Keep on puffing away, Jay, and you'll soon be the proud owner of a pickled lung in a jar!
This x-ray revealed something rather interesting. One of the tar spots (to the left) is in the shape of a hand flicking us off. Can you see it? Scientists cannot explain it, but it may have something to do with Jay's special reflex.
You may be wondering how Jay can live with a lit cupcake in his lung. How did it get there in the first place? I guess Jay really does have a thing for sweets, but in wanting to keep his figure as thin as possible, he inhales them rather than ingesting them. I would not recommend trying this, as only the truly gifted like Jay Gordon can keep a lit cupcake in their lung.
This x-ray boggles the minds of even the most elite scientists in Borneo, so Jay just may be more special than you previously thought.
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PAST X-RAYS
Amir
Despite years of smoking, Amir's lungs really aren't that bad. In fact, this x-ray shows that only one bronchial tube is clogged, which isn't too shabby. The black spots aren't too big, and Amir should continue to wheeze with ease.
By now, you're probably asking yourself this question:
Why is there an eyeball in Amir's lung?
To be honest, I have no idea. Numerous pictures have shown that the eye actually blinks, and appears to close as if sleeping. Yes, that should scare the hell out of you. I don't know how Amir is going to take it when he gets the news!
All in all, the x-ray looks great!
This sucks, I want to LEAVE!
