Kersplat-OKersplat-O
It's a hunka, hunka burning paint
from after that horrendous date.
You picked up someone named after a jewel
and showed you were a fool.
You were driving along the way...
Saw her dress, up her leg, stray.
She held out her thumb for a ride.
You opened the door, she stepped inside.
It wasn't long until you saw 1st Ave.
and thought of what you'd like to have.
You slipped her some tongue and a twenty,
then said, "Something for the money?"
You rounded Stupid's Curve with a grin
and then, as if on a whim...
lifted the dress of that nightly chick
and came face to face with "her" dick.
And so, ladies, gentlemen, twits..
I hope you've learned something from this.
Never trust a lady with a five o'clock shadow,
or your car might go kersplat-o.
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