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I was once a poor, ugly porpoise with no purpose. I had this nose that was sort of flat, this fin that was just... Ick! And my skin felt like rubber. But then, my life changed.
I got an e-mail informing me that if I just forwarded a 312k message to every single e-mail address I could think of, then I would become beautiful.
So, I sent out 9,298 copies of this e-mail. And now? I'm a bottlenose dolphin who knows how to spam!
*and the letter said* send me on, oh me, oh my*little dance*
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*a cat in the distance sings off-key* I've got spurs that jingle-jangle *CLANK*
Hey! Why didn't you throw that shoe at the cat? Oh, wait. I forgot. See, I got this e-mail a few days ago and it told me that if I forwarded it to at least ten people in the next ten minutes, I would get good luck. Well, I didn't and now I've been kicked out of school, out of my house and into this wondefully smelly bin of infestation that someone called a dumpster.
Now, I sit around with my new cat named "Muffler" and gripe about the harshness that is spamming. But, I will admit that spam is good. It is the Ultimate Canned Meat next to that preferential meat-like substance of "Bif*."
So, don't be like me and DO send this on to anyone you think would appreciate it.
Greebledorf.
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Star of wonder, toys and games.
Star of beauty, kills and maims.
Star of blunder, gives off light.
Star filled with heroin tonight.
I wish I may,
I wish I might,
Get that star into a fight.
Black eyed peas and peaches too,
Robert Downey Jr.'s taken over you.
If you don't want to end up like R.D. Jr., then send this letter on to everyone you know!
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Send this on to everyone you know and you will receive everything you ever wanted. If you're a man, you'll get another mother. If you're a woman, you'll get your youth back. If you're a kid, you'll get a million+ dollars and a chance to see KoRn perform live in the MTV studios on New Years Eve!
Well, at least we think so. There's that 4-6 week waiting period... Like for a magazine. *sits and buffs nails* Oh. You're still here? Send on! Make millions!
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If you send this letter to ever single person in the entire world that you know including godparents, teachers, bottlenose dolphins, rats, cats, mice, meeces, pieces, that can of spam you ate as ham or maybe, just maybe, a bottle of gravy, then you will be 100% guaranteed to meet and fornicate with the Moffatts. Why? Because I said so, dimwit. Now, there's only one other thing you must do. Moments after sending, you will see a website address pop up on your screen. Go there and enjoy it. Got it? Okay, good. Now, 1,2,3... SEND!!!!!
Now, go to https://www.angelfire.com/on2/gooberandgrape. Yes, this is the address that "popped up". Really, it did! You must have blinked or you're a slow reader. Now, shoo there.