Cheese For the Heart

There once was a little girl
and her name was Pearl.
She came from Nantucket
and carried a bucket.
With cheesecloth she walked
and the cheddars that be
decided that limburger
was no better than brie.

Monty Jack he was called
and gee, he was bald.
He mixed well with salsa
when he was in Malta.
Radiation made him a topping
for deadly nachos.
And, nobody ate
their gazpacho.

Gouda, gouda,
wanted "moo"-la
but American said,
"Go lie on bread."
Extra sharp white
fell on popcorn,
now the bleu cheese
feels forlorn.

Under Cheese Whiz,
with cracker bits,
we slice united
(the knive's excited.)
Cheese in a can
makes the world go 'round
so buy your cheese
by the pound.

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