Da Mektown Mobsterz
are here ta stay!
OK den, weez new in town but I'z sure yooz all gonna
know uz just zoon enuff wen weez take over!
Weez da only Ork mob in da unda hive. Weez da last of da super
tuff Orks left alive afta da great Waaagh of TuffSkull
Rotglum took dis 'ole planet 17 yeerz ago. Most of da ladz got
smashed by da bleedin Emperor's Eagles Space Marines 3 yearz later. Doze
meddaling Ummiez don't noo wat dey've got dem selfs in for wen deyz tried
ta wipe uz out. Weez gonna wreak vengeance on dis planet........STARTIN
WIV DIS HIVE!!!!!
OK, zo at da moment weez ain't got dat many ladz in da mob, but
dats only cause da rest of dem are out killing da ummie scum on der own.
Weez plannin ta meet up wiv all da Orks in da undahive az we roam around
an take kontrol ya see, so itz not a problem for da moment.
Az da Waagh re grows we're really going to show yooz Ummies how
uz greenskins rok...........and den weez gonna bury you unda some. So be
warned! DA ORKS ARE COMMING TO DA HIVE!!!!
Email TuffSkull
Ooo iz in da Mektown Mobsterz?
'Ow we operate
Nooz
Wat'z da Mob all about (the game of Hive
Warrior)
New Roolz fer da Orkz! (generating them)
New Roolz fer da Orkz! (Squigz special roolz)
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