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It's all about the Benjamins!

So you wanna know a little about me huh.Well I am what you call perfection in it's greatest form. You might be thinking "This guy is really full of homself" Well I am here to tell you I am.I have the best friends anyone could possibly have.We are known as the Jets. As you have inferred by the title my name is Benjamin;but many refer to me by Ben or Burrito. I attend school and that is all you need to know.My counter parts and I are well educated in the ways of Demise.In later dates you will find that my page will contain our many plans of which we "end peoples life" These plans are well thought out and are possibly the best thing humans could think of. Well I will leave you now for I have to wake up at negitive hours. I bid you adieu.

If any of you were offended by anything on this page...suck it up!

Quote till whenever I change it

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?"

Best/Worst people in the world

• Jacob(norm)-(enforcer)Mr.Big He is possibly the biggest you have ever seen all hail the great norm
• AJ-(fund razor)An acomplishment by the Laotion people plese rid your guest house of the awful fish of doom
• Michel-Brother what more can I say you are perfection
• Jessica-(The Flood)Whats up ghetto booty hey remeber too much partying is bad for the liver.
• Jamie-(The Grunt) Hey Jamie hows are ya hey you gotta do somthing with that hunter that always seems to be around and Dont take of that key chain it was a gift a gift from a friend and if you do you know what happens.
• Khalie-(The Elite) you still are one of the coolest chicks i have ever met why do you wish death on Dr. tortuga Phd. MD he has done nothing to you but brought you peace and harmonious laughter from the children
• Kaylie-(Jackel) Yo hey why dont you ditch the loser and come hang with the champ you still need to go to hooters with norm and I
• Dale-You are the coolest guy ever we shall build another catipult sometime
• Blake(Main man)-possibly the best guy ever ...wait you are the best guy ever
• Erik-you are a padawon learner to become one with the force you must learn things like phases of eating,stacie is a bitch, linkin park sucks,the list goes on
• Lisa-Well see what i really need is for you to make me that diner because frankly that would be grand.
• Dabnee-Whats up chick hey you still owe me many sndwiches for the whole kevin pushing me in the pool thing
• N-word-you know who you are and for those of you that don't i admire you if you ever see her shoot her in the face with a large calaber weapon
• Marlers-The future leaders of this country if you see a marler you should drop to your knees and worship them for they are perfect
• Colton-GTP(the greatest pufferfish in the land)
• Drew- My favorite skinny white guy(you better not have any fellings toward angela or else this will all change)
• French horns-To save space I lumped them all in one line,but judgeing by there size it is unfortunate that it must be a big lump.These people were put on this earth for no reason, they sort of sliped though the system i am sure god has made some sort of mistake with these people
• Kennef-ahh my stealing buddy
• Greg-you need tocome spend time with me I miss going to Burger King with you.
• Matt-you need to drive more often nothing will happen to your precious jeep (it isn't that great)
• Brandon-you are the funniest guy ever.
• Nichole- You can be cool almost none of the time(i think you need to grow up)
• Pat-Coolest guy in the world
• ME-(Head Jet)perfect in every way(NO ONE CAN DENY IT I AM THE FUCKING KING OF ENGLAND)

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