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lots more on the following pages, here I'll update and bring you the newest!

Man from Leeds THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM LEEDS WHO SWALLOWED A PACKET OF SEEDS. AN ACRE OF GRASS GREW OUT OF HIS ASS AND HIS BALLS WERE ALL COVERED IN WEEDS	Red Riding Hood The big bad wolf told red riding hood" lift your top so i can suck your tits".NO she said lifting her skirt "eat me like the fucking book says"	Ali G Poem Ali G Poem: hickery dickery dock dis bitch was suckin me cock the clock struck 2 me squirted me goo den wiped me dick on her frock
Dumbsvill WELCOME TO DUMBSVILLE.. .... .... .... POPULATION YOU!!!	Newsflash !!News flash!! Indian earthquake kills 50 000! USA sending food. Australia sending clothes. britain sending ... ... ... Replacements	He He Tell me, is it going in? YEAH. is it hurting? oh yeah ouch its huring.OH i will put it slowly. still hurting?.Aah Yeah.then lets try the other SHOE SIR!
Monkey escaped A group of monkeys has escaped from Glasgow zoo yersterday nite & one of them is holding a mobile phone rite now.	Start of the day always start your day with a lot of.. S E X S-mile E-nergy X-citement so make S E X a daily habit, and you'll always be SMILING!	White Sheep ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie
Who wants to be a millionaire Who Wants 2 B A Millionaire£ Let's play! Q.Nobody likes u cos u r a : A.Cunt B.Wanka C.Rsole D.Twat 50/50 Phone a friend? RING ME! I tell you!	Expiry Date your credit has now expired....you r the weakest link goodbye.....	Goal Keeper do u know WHO is the best goolkeeper in this world ? ANSWER: WOMEN, no matter how much and which way u fuck her, ur balls will never go in.

Beer & Love what do american beer and making love in a canoe have in common? they're both close to fucking water	Bitch? You think Im a bitch, but Im actually quite pleasant, until Im awake!	Case of Fire In case of fire read this message.. ....... ....... ....... ....... ....... I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!
Wanted WANTED..guy..preferably hansome, nice car, nice ass, fantastic in bed, kind & caring... I no this doesnt apply 2 u but if ya no any 1 give them my number.	Receipe RECIPE 4 LUV CAKE:spread legs,squeeze + massage milk pots,check frequently with midfinger,add banana,work in-out till well creamed.Cake done when banana soft!!!	Box [] this is a box ... wanna see whats inside the box ... ... ... tough shit get your own fukin box