Hi i'm an alien i'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook searching..... searching..... searching..... sorry no chicks found. conclusion, your are a Sad Bastard!!

the 3 wonders of a woman 1*give milk without eating grass 2*get wet without water 3*bleed for a week without going 2 die.

I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass

Don't be sad... don't feel blue... Frankenstein was ugly too...

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!

We will now upgrade your brain, please wait............ Searching............ Searching......... still searching.............. sorry NO BRAIN found ! ! !

Do you believe in LOVE at first sight or do I have to walk by again? ? ? !

U GOT STYLE . . U GOT SEX APPEAL. . . U GOT THE INTELLIGENCE & U SURE GOT THE BODY. . . . . . WAIT!. . . .SORRY, wrong number! ! !

Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people) like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI (ask for more) like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)...

SEX DRUGS ROCK & ROLL, SPEED WEED & BIRTH CONTROL, LIFES A BITCH & THEN U DIE, SO FUCK THE WORLD & LETS GET HIGH!

NOKIA VIRUS Enter PIN code: Enter PIN code: F Enter PIN code: FU Enter PIN code: FUC Enter PIN code: FUCK YOU ! YOU JUST BEEN FUCKED BY ME

its a hard life being a penis, u have a head with no brain, one eye thats blind, 2 neighbours that are nuts, the others an arsehole & ur best mates a cunt

AT FIRST A LITTLE NIBBLE, A SLOW AND TEMPTING LICK, I SUCK AND MUNCH MY LIQUID LUNCH AND THEN I SWALLOW QUICK.CADBURY'S CREAM EGG-HOW DO YOU EAT YOURS??

IF YOUR RIGHT LEG WAS XMAS AND YOUR LEFT WAS NEW YEAR I WOULD LOVE TO VISIT U DURING THE HOLIDAYS

Hi i'm an alien i'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook searching..... searching..... searching..... sorry no chicks found. conclusion, your are a Sad Bastard!!

Chinese Sunday Buffet Menu-CHU SUM TWAT*SUC MI PORK*LIC MI CLIT*TUNG SUM CHIC*GOO IN HAND**FUC SUM NOW*GULP SUM KUM*CHO KON IT"ENJOY UR MEAL! $10"

3 Tampons walking down da street.Which 1 Says HELLO? ... None,their all stuck up cunts

A GIRL ASKS: why cows seem depressed wen being milked? TEACHER: if every morning at dawn they rubbed your boobs 4 two hours n don't fuck u, HOW WUD U FEEL?