Pokémon Gone Wacko!
By: Mew471 E-Mail: Mew471@aol.com
Author's Note: After spending hours at my computer thinking, I have created the last layout of a totally insane, stupid, and pointless Pokemon fan-fic! Now I can make the characters of Pokemon do whatever I want them to do and not worry about the consequences...unless, they find a way to come out of the TV and/or computer and start messing with my
computer...but be warned! If I get angry enough, my younger sibling shall help me write the rest of this...and you don't want to see that! Oh yeah,
for those of you who want to stay sane, do not read any further! You have been warned!
*Okay, first to establish characters. Come out here, Ash, Misty, Pikachu, and Tracy!*
Misty: What about my Togepi?
*It's not in this fic.*
Misty: But I want Togepi!
*And I said no!*
Misty: How come?
*Because I HATE that stupid lump of egg!*
Misty: DON'T EVER CALL TOGEPI A LUMP OF EGG!*Well, he is!*
Misty: WHY, YOU LITTLE...
Ash: Misty, calm down!
Tracy: You'll set your head on fire if you keep turning redder like that!
*Ooo, good idea! Thanks, Tracy!*
Tracy: Uh-oh...
::Misty's hair explodes into flames::
Misty: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
*Now, don't get me mad or I might do something even worse!*
Misty: I HATE YOU, YOU LITTLE CREEP!
*That's it! Now you've done it!*
::Misty vanishes and Brock takes her place::
Brock: Hi, Ash. Long time no see.
Ash: Author, where'd you send Misty?
*Somewhere...*
Ash: Over the rainbow?
*No, you idiot.*
Ash: Then where?
*See for yourself.*
::A big screen opens up in the middle of the road and it shows Misty in some familiar place::
Misty: Wonder where that author sent me...
Familiar yet extremely scary voice: Hey, look! A brand new friend!
Misty: T...tell me that wasn't who I thought it was...PLEASE tell me that wasn't who I thought it was...
*It is who you think it is, Misty.*
::Misty turns around and screams::
Misty: OH NO! IT'S BARNEY AND FRIENDS!
Ash: Man, that's harsh.
Brock: Tell me about it.
Tracy: Hey Brock, can you pass the popcorn?
Barney: Hey everyone, I think our new friend is sad! Let's sing her a song!
Misty: NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
*Okay, Misty, you've had enough. Brock, you can leave now.*
Brock: Hey, no fair!
::Brock vanishes and a trembling Misty takes his spot::
*Now Misty, if you ever do something like that again, I'll have to do something even worse!* Misty: No...no more...please, no more...I can't take it...
*Good.*
Tracy: Man, how long have we been out here anyway?
*Long enough. I gotta end the thing.*
Ash: No! You can't!
*Why not?*
Ash: Who knows what'll happen to us when you stop writing!
*Got a point there...*
Tracy: Does that mean that the author isn't allowed to stop writing?
*Hey, wait a minute! This is my fan-fic! I can do anything I want to do with it!*
Pikachu: Pika... (Uh-oh...)
::Author calls younger sibling over::
Ash: OH NO!
Sibling: Make Togepi appear and make him cry!
::Togepi appears and starts to scream at the top of his lungs::
Ash: STOP IT!
Tracy: NO MORE!
Misty: QUIT IT!
Sibling: Make Pikachu evolve into Bulbasaur!
::Pikachu turns into a Bulbasaur::
Ash: PIKACHU!
*Ha-ha!*
Sibling: Now, let Squirtle out of his Pokeball.
::The author grabs Ash's Pokeball that contains Squirtle and lets it out::
Squirtle: Squirtle. (Hello.)
Sibling: Make Squirtle turn into Tommy from Rugrats!
::Squirtle turns into Tommy::
Squirtle/Tommy: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
*That was a good one!*
Sibling: Okay, one more. Make Frieza from Dragonball Z come and kill Tracy and Togepi, then bring in Brak from Space Ghost!
Tracy: OH NO!
Ash: Well, this is gonna be messy.
Misty: NOOOOOOO, NOT MY DARLING TOGEPI!
::Misty starts to cry::
*Okay okay, forget Togepi. Just kill Tracy.*
::Frieza comes in and makes Tracy explode, then vanishes and in his place stands Brak::
Brak: Uh...where am I? Where's my bowl of beans?
Ash: Everyone back away!
Misty: Where'd my Togepi go? AUTHOR, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HIM?!
*I didn't kill it, don't worry. I just put it in a different fan-fic that you'll be in soon.
Misty: GIVE ME BACK MY TOGEPI!
Brak: GIVE ME BACK MY BEANS!
Ash: GIVE ME BACK MY REAL PIKACHU!
*And give me back my life! I'm ending this fan-fic, once and for all!*
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*See ya!*
END FAN-FIC
*Finally! I thought they'd never shut up!*
THE END
Curious about the "new fan-fic?" Read Pokémon Gone Wacko 2000! here.
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