Pokémon Gone Wacko 2000!
By: Mew471 E-Mail: Mew471@aol.com
Author's Note: Hey, it's that time again! ::listens to what readers have to say:: Umm...no, it's not Howdy Doody time (^.^;)...it's time to put the
characters of Pokemon through endless terror again! Yes, it's Pokemon Gone Wacko 2000! So get ready everyone!
*Let's see...now I need a cast of victims...I mean characters to torture! Okay, let's get Ash, Misty, Pikachu, Togepi, and Psyduck!*
::Ash, Misty, Pikachu, Togepi, and Psyduck appear.::
Misty: Yay! Togepi's here!
*Yeah...::shudders::...I know.*
Misty: Oh THANK YOU!!!
*You're welcome.*
Misty: Well...::looks at Psyduck:::...now could you get rid of Psyduck?
*Don't push your luck. I LIKE Psyduck!*
Ash: But I thought Mew was your favorite Pokemon.
*Yeah, she is. Psyduck is my second favorite.*
Ash: How do you know that Mew is a girl?
*Umm...I just do!*
Misty: That's not a very good answer.
Togepi: Toge-Toge-pri! (Mommy's always right!)
*SHUT THAT STUPID THING UP!!!*
::Togepi starts to cry.::
Misty: You're so cruel! Besides, Mew CAN'T be a girl since you're not a girl!
*What?*
Misty: A girl would NEVER tell a poor defenseless Togepi to shut up! And since you're a boy, that proves that Mew is a boy too!
*Umm...but I'm a girl.*
::Togepi stops crying and everyone stares at the author.::
Misty: ...You're really a girl?
*Yup.*
Misty: YOU ARE SICK!!!
*How does being a girl and telling a hardboiled egg to stop screaming and crying make me sick?*
::Misty pauses and Ash laughs.::
Misty: ::Puts Togepi down and kicks Ash in the face:: DON'T YOU EVER LAUGH AT ME!!!
Ash: ...Ouchi...
*And she calles me sick.*
Misty: Hmph!
Pikachu: Pika-pi! Pikachu? (Ash! Are you okay?)
Ash: ::screaming:: NO I'M NOT OKAY!!!
*Yeah Pikachu. He got kicked in the face by his girlfriend.*
::Ash and Misty stare at the author.::
Misty: ::turns red and yells:: ASH IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND!!!
*Then why are you blushing?*
::Misty's eyes go wide and she covers her face.::
*Ha-ha! ::grins:: How cute! Misty DOES like Ash!*
Misty: ...
Ash: Eww!
*You lied Ash. You're HAPPY that Misty likes you.*
Ash: ::turns red and yells:: I AM NOT!!!
*Then why'd you turn red too?*
::Ash's eyes go wide and he covers his face.::
*Ha-ha! Ash and Misty, sitting in a tree...*
Misty: SHUT UP!!!
*...K-I-S-S-I-N-G...*
Ash: QUIT IT!!!
*...first comes love...*
Misty: STOP!!!
*...and then comes marriage...*
Ash: BE QUIET!!!
*...and then comes the baby in the baby carriage!*
::Ash and Misy look at each other.::
Ash and Misty: EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
*You two are the worst liers I have ever seen.*
::Ash shuffles his feet and Misty turns red.::
*Hey, I was right! ::looks at readers:: And even worse, I just exposed your secret to the whole internet!*
::Ash and Misty look at the readers and both turn beet red.::
*Ha-ha!*
Misty: ::starts stomping towards the computer screen and screams at author:: I AM GONNA KILL YOU!!!
*No, you're not. How you gonna get out of the computer?*
Ash: Good question...
::Misty starts pounding on the moniter screen.::
*Hey, cut that out!*
::Suddenly, Misty's fist smashes through the glass and the author screams.::
THE END?
Want more insanity? Read the third fic in the series here.
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