As Isaac, Taylor, Tania, and Amy walked into Never, Never Land, a small amusement park in Tulsaville, Isaac was attacked by a bear, or a person in a bear costume anyways. He, of course, freaked out and mumbled something about a butler. Why did that stupid butler have to follow him everywhere? Could he not leave him alone, even for a second? This was getting way out of hand! First, he taked Tania (the guitar of course) and then he goes to the great extint to dress up as a bear at Never, Never Land to freak him out! He couldn't live like this! No, he'd have to get rid of this butler, even if it was the last thing he did! (which he sincerely hoped it wasn't...)
Grrr, Lucy was taking SOOOO long to get ready to leave! Zac wished she would hurry her butt up! He couldn't WAIT to see Jill!! He sighed a sigh of relief as Lucy anounced that she was ready to go. FINALLY!! He had been waiting for FIVE MINUTES!! How much did she think he could take? Some people just didn't get it. Oh well, he told himself, we're leaving now. He sighed once again as they walked out the door and and Zac found himself face to face with...Peter Pan??
Johnny wandered aimlessly around Tulsaville trying to decide where he should disappear to next. He had people all over Europe wondering where he had gone. And it was all because his picture was "unavailable" in some unknown person's yearbook. He sighed to himself, some people got worried over the smallest things! SO he hadn't gone to school on picture day. Big deal. Nothing to get your panties all in a wad about. For some reason Johnny found this whole situation funny;* he had millions of people worried just because he had skipped picture day! He shook his head in dismay. He couldn't believe that people of the same human race as him could get so darn worried over an "unavailable" picture! What was the world coming to?
Taylor laughed to himself, Isaac was already thinking that the "butler" had dressed as a bear to freak him out. Whatever. He was definitely going crazy. No doubt about it, crazy was the word...either that or he had a major case of paranioa. He just couldn't see how Tania could actually like him! Well, wait, yeah he could, Tania acted like that ALL the time. In fact, so did Amy, but, well, that was different, he liked it in her. "Oh God..." he sighed as he turned to see Isaac once again mumble something about that dreaded "butler." He shook his head as they continued to walk through Never, Never Land.
**Author's Note: Fans of the Spice Girls may be offended by this part of the chapter. If you are a fan, especially one that gets offended easily, I suggest you skip this part. Nothing will be mentioned later in the story that refers to this, so you won't be missing anything except a good laugh. If you are a fan and you read this and are offended, do not e-mail me or sign the guestbook saying it was rude or whatever because I WARNED YOU!! Ok, kool.**
The Slice Girls (yes, SLICE Girls, and they are, in fact closely related to the Spice Girls) walked nonchalantly into Super Walmart looking for Slice World, the movie. They had decided that, since no one else was buying it, they would. So, in order to find it faster, they split up. Orange Slice (Melanie C.) and Cherry Slice (Victoria) went one way, while Grape Slice (Melanie B.) and Lemon Slice (Emma) went the other. Unfortunately Orange and Cherry Slice just happened upon the juice aisle where they found a sign saying "Juice Concentrate Here." So they obeyed and started concentrating for, as most of us know, Slice is almost a juice. But then a problem arose:
"Hey, umm, Cherry Slice, what are we supposed to concentrate on?"
"Uuuh....hmm, I don't know...WAIT!! We can concentrate on knowing what we're supposed to concentrate on!"
"Oh, OK!!"
Meanwhile, Grape and Lemon Slice were having problems of their own. They had happened upon the candy aisle...
"Whoa! Grape Slice! Look! There's a new kind of candy! W&W's!"
"Ooh, WOW!! I wonder if they're anything like M&M's...!?!"
"I don't know...why don't we buy some and find out?!"
"OK!!"
"Umm, Orange Slice?"
"Yeah?"
"How much longer do we have to concentrate on what to concentrate on?"
"Umm, I don't know...I bet someone will come and tell us when to stop. This IS America after all..."
"Oh, OK"
Grape and Lemon SLice walked up to the cash register to pay for the W&W's. As the lady ran them over the scanner, Lemon Slice noticed that it had said M&M's, not W&W's! She pointed this out to Grape Slice, and Grape Slice said this: "Umm, excuse me, Miss, but we bought W&W's, not M&M's, you may be charging us wrong."
"What? W&W's? What are those?"
"Duh! Tell her Grape Slice!"
"We are buying W&W's! That bag that you have in your hand is full of W&W's! HELLO!"
"Umm, I'm sorry, but these are M&M's, there is no such thing as W&W's."
"Whatever! We are buying W&W's! You are looking at them upside down!!"
"Noo, I believe that YOU are looking at them upside down! They are, as crazy as it sounds, M&M's!"
"Ugh, come on Grape Slice, let's go find Cherry and Orange Slice, this lady doesn't know what she's talking about."
"Yeah, let's go!"
About 15 minutes later::::::
"Hey, Grape Slice, there they are!"
"Yeah...what are they doing?"
They both looked at Cherry and Orange Slice for a second, then back at each other.
"Umm, I don't know, let's go find out!"
"Hey, Cherry Slice, whatcha doin?"
"Oh, come here, you two have to concentrate with us, see the sign? It says 'Juice Concentrate Here.' Slice is almost a juice, so we haveto concentrate here!"
"Umm, OK! What do we concentrate on?"
"We concentrate on finding out what to concentrate on!"
"Oh, OK!"
And they started concentrating, which is where they are to this very day. In Super Wal-Mart concentrating on what to concentrate on.
