Lucy couldn't believe it! Peter had come to see her! Whoa...he looked nice in those tights...talk about happy thoughts! She threw her arms around him and exclaimed, "Peter!" She was soooo happy! She then remembered Zac and looked over her shoulder to find that he had left. She couldn't have cared less. I mean, Peter had come to see HER!! Her alone! She felt so...so...loved!
Zac was confused. What did Peter Pan have to do with all of this? He couldn't remember Lucy ever saying anything about Peter Pan...maybe he had taken one too many Advil yesterday, He shook his head in an attempt to clear his thoughts. Why Peter Pan? Immediately after seeing Peter Pan he had left, it was all too much for him. Why couldn't everything be normal? Ever since Amy and Lucy had come things had been very weird in Tulsaville. Then, while thinking about how weird things had gotten, he saw something even weirder! Laura Vanlandingham walking down the street!? Hadn't she...yes...she had...he was sure of it...! Wait...no...but...yeah...AAAAAAAHHHH!! He was so confused! Hadn't Laura Vanlandingham moved to Oklahoma Cityville to live with Bula May? And hadn't she swore up and down that she would never return to Tulsaville? Then why...? And...she was...SMILING!? And she was in Tulsaville...? What??? Laura Vanlandingham...smiling...in Tulsaville...?! It just didn't fit! After what had happened with that happy weasel...oh gosh, Zac didn't blame her for not wanting to return to Tulsaville...although he did think it was odd that she had chosen to live with Bula May...oh well, that was her choice. But...Laura Vanlandingham...in Tulsaville...smiling...laughing...*sigh* Zac was so confused...
**Author's Note: This part of the story was not all my idea, I came up with how it was to happen, but the basic golf/Tiger Woods idea was from a friend of mine, Linsey Hamilton, who may be mentioned as a character later. Just thought I'd give her credit!**
Isaac, Tania, Amy, and Taylor walked slowly down the main walkway of Never, Never Land. Then Tania had a spurt of geniusness, well, for her brain capacity anyway. (Sorry Tania...if you read this...sibling rivalry...hehe...it just sorta fit in the story...) Her "idea" was: Let's play miniature golf! (hehe.."MMMBop" is on the radio!!) Now, Isaac, Tay, and Tania all loved the idea, but, alas, (I love that word...) Amy basically refused to play. She insisted over and over that she was horrible at anything associated with golf of any type. But she said that she would go in and watch. So, Amy, Tania, Ike, and Tay walked into Hook's Miniature Golf. Tania, Isaac, and Taylor all rented and all the other necessities (whatever they may be, for I have never played golf...). And as they walked in, Amy could have SWORN that she saw Tiger Woods! She told Tania, and Tania agreed that it was, in fact, Tiger Woods. Isaac and Taylor overheard their conversation and suggested that they should, before they left, get an autograph, because, as we all know, Tiger Woods is da man!
Jill paced back and forth in her room, wondering what was taking Zac and Lucy so long to get here! She didn't think she could wait a second longer! Jack suddenly walked in and asked why she was pacing. She answered that Zac was taking too long. Jack said, "Zac?? What about Lucy? What'd she do, run into Peter Pan or something?" (Little does he know...) Jill laughed and said that, no, it was probably Robin Hood and his Merry Men. Then Jack remembered his "gift" for Lucy. He told Jill that he'd be right back, he had to go get something and Jill answered, "Good, I was hoping you'd leave soon." She then received a look that could kill.
Suddenly Isaac fainted! (OH MY!!) Tania told Amy to run and get Rocky the Singing Dog (Isaac's hero). Taylor wondered why Tiger Wood's hadn't noticed. Probabaly because he had left. That was a good assumption anyway. Taylor was then brought out of his "deep thoughts" to hear an off-key voice singing, "R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me..." Taylor almost fainted himself. He couldn't stand Aretha Franklin. Yuck. Spare me. Gag. Barf. You get the pont. Then he heard the same off-key voice start this song: "MMMBop, ba duba dop, ba du bop..." Taylor was furious! "OK, DOG!! That's MY song your sabatoging!! Stop it now!! That's a copyrighted song! You have no right to sing it! Ohhh...Stop! You're making me look bad! How can you even think about ruining my song?! STOP!! I'm gonna take away your Puppy CHow! Ok, you;re Kibbles 'n Bits! Fine, you're forcing me, I'm taking away your Milkbones! OH!! Tania, Amy, forget about Ike, we're getting out of here!" The dog stopped. Isaac sat up. Tiger Woods (who had, at sometime during the horrible rendition of "MMMBop," returned to the main office of Hook's Miniature Golf) asked where he could find the men's room. Taylor couldn't believe that he still had the nerve to ask where the men's room was after hearing that absolutely terrifying so-called copy of his ever-wonderful, totally perfect, can't-believe-it's-not-butter song. Then, to make matters worse, Natalie Merchant (whoa, my story is just overflowing with famous people!) "sauntered" into Hook's Miniature Golf saying "thank you" to everyone. Ok, now Taylor was really outraged. Hadn't Natalie just written a song saying "thank you" approx. 43 times? Ok, so, she just told everyone "thank you" more times than it says "the" in the Bible and she comes into the miniature golf saying what else but "thank you"? Wasn't she sick of those two words by now? Taylor grabbed Amy and Tania by their arms and yelled at Ike to get his butt out of this place before Bill Clinton decided to come in looking for Monica! And just as they were leaving guess who should walk in...(nope, not Bill as ironic as it would be...)
