thE BeSt BanD tHaT eVer hAppEnEd
aWeSomE PagEs To vISIT
mASta mic'S weB pAGE
this Is K. mAlloRy's pagE
page didicated to the tuba
accordIAN JoNes' weBpAGE
cRaZY pAPEr GaME hoME
.haVe fUN with dA buLLeTIN bOArD
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clICK oN thIs to fInD oUt hOw tUbA sTaRTED
goTo tHe rEally MeSSEd up diStorTED PiCs1-2-3<
goto the song InDeX goto the pretty animated thingy page
Say hey! WeLcOme tO tHE web page
nEgLectED tUBA is: John HofMeiSteR (tUBA). we ArE A buNCH of meSSed uP kidS whO haIl the friCkIn tUbA, & yoU shOulD toO. lOng LiVe tHe tUbA! say heY, yo, tuesdays arE tubA tUesdAyS. sAy hey, SaY heY, yOu Like MeTaL mUsic, yoU like TUBA!
¿do yOU haVe bAgEl DiffIcuLtIes
so do YoU likE moNkeyS
if you DonT You should.
tuBa is liFe
if it iSnT tubA,
it SUX
doNt coPy me
if YoU do
yOUr Penalty iS deaTh
got tHAt?
so don't yOU hATE beES?
me tOO
dAmÑ bees
surE thEy aRE gOOd fOR honey
bUt ThEy cAN aLSO kILL yoU
abouT fifTEEN of thEm stUNG the tuba DoG @the same time
SaY HeY
that iS a greAT phrAse
APUMBYA
fiND aND ABdUct alL tHE AliEnS
aRE you aN alIEn?
if YOU arE
oNE quEstIOn
hOW dO yOU wAnT to dIE?
i tEll yOU whAT
woUld yoU liKe YouR giZZard riPPEd ouT?
sure we all would
except peoPle doN'T haVe gizzArDS
tuBa is eXtRa OrDiNarY!
we DonT nEed No bASS guiTAr
so you think that everthing is all righT dO yA?
WeLL it wOnt bE whEn someone rIps yoUr GiZZArd ouT anD dispoSe oF it iN an Extra NiFty pepo
afeItaMos eL gTo
TuBa TubA tuBA
monkEYsEE
mONKeydo
mONKEy pEE
mOnKeY POO
you SaY baNanA
i sAY baNana
whats thE diFerence yOU ASk?
notHin'
thanx for ReadIng thiS
have a nICE dAY!
