There's nothing so rare as no doubt you'll see
Than the people you'll find from sea to shining sea.

People say we're strange, of course, who's not?
But Trekkers are the coolest, so give us a shot.

We live for the day a new toy will arrive
To add to our collection is something we strive.

The first thirty seconds is a Trekker's true test
To name episode and season, you're definitely the best.

A Starfleet uniform is needed to be seen
For a convention, or party, or just Halloween.

A Trekker is someone who dreams of the day
That some wonderful Captain will sweep them away.

We all do agree that Star Trek's the most
Our hats are off, Gene, and we give you a toast.